Post by iceman on Jul 17, 2007 17:35:21 GMT -5
Billy Blaze parks his car in the studio parking lot and he sits there a moment. He closes his eyes and sees everything that drives him in his head. He sees his mom, laying in her hospital bed, hooked to a bunch of hoses with machines breathing for her. He sees the tears in her eyes just before he kissed her head one last time. He feels the anger he felt losing his mom at such a young age. He feels the anger he felt as a kid, idolizing his older brother in everything he did, only to be let down by him when times were at their worst. He opens his eyes with that fire burning deep inside and heads into the studio to cut his promo for this weekends show.
Billy Blaze - Hey guys, you got this camera setup and ready to roll?
Camera Guy - Yeah, but don't you want to change?
Billy Blaze - Hell no, let's do this right here and right now. Turn that fucking camera on, bubba.
Camera - Rolling. action!
Billy Blaze - Well hello kiddies, it's me, "The Iceman" Billy Blaze. I know a lot of you don't know me, and that's fine. There are a few chumps going to find out real quick who I am this weekend. A 6 man tag match, huh? Yeah, some debut. I get to stand around on the apron while a couple of jerks I don't even know partner up with me against a few other curtain jerkers who aren't fit to tie my freaking boots. That's fine. I will wrestle this match, because I made the commitment to do so. What I won't do is stand around and let everyone else have all the fun. I insist that I start this match in the ring against whichever of those slackers decides they got the balls to get in the ring with me. I am going to end this match quickly and with authority. I want the rest of the WCF Superstars to stand up and take notice. From the bottom guy on the roster to the World Champion, everyone will stand in awe as I make an example of these fools. The Iceman Cometh, boys, and it is going to be a long, cold winter!
Now onto other items of interest here in the WCF. What is all this I hear about some "man we do not mention" or whatever? Davey Boone, I knew you were a little senial, but I had no idea you were downright paranoid. Who the hell do you think I am talking to? Some old rival of yours who has sent me to destroy you once and for all? Come on, man, seriously. You need to get a grip, and I mean fast. What in the hell are you doing worrying about me anyway? You got a match this weekend and a tag match next week to defend the titles. Concentrate on what you have at hand, son. I was talking to my big brother. He has followed this sport for a long, long time and knows all the in's and out's of the game. He is sort of my mental coach, so butt out of my business. Sounds to me that you had some fun with a midget hooker once upon a time, or at least thats what I heard anyway, so I would be more worried about that then who I am talking to.
The bottom line here, ladies and gentlemen, is that "The Iceman" is here to stay. When you feel that cold shiver down your back. That's me right behind you. You can bet your sweet asses that I will be coming for each and every one of you. Once you are in the Deep Freeze, there is no turning back!
THE ICEMAN COMETH!!!!
Billy Blaze walks off as the camera fades to black and promo is completed.
Billy Blaze - Hey guys, you got this camera setup and ready to roll?
Camera Guy - Yeah, but don't you want to change?
Billy Blaze - Hell no, let's do this right here and right now. Turn that fucking camera on, bubba.
Camera - Rolling. action!
Billy Blaze - Well hello kiddies, it's me, "The Iceman" Billy Blaze. I know a lot of you don't know me, and that's fine. There are a few chumps going to find out real quick who I am this weekend. A 6 man tag match, huh? Yeah, some debut. I get to stand around on the apron while a couple of jerks I don't even know partner up with me against a few other curtain jerkers who aren't fit to tie my freaking boots. That's fine. I will wrestle this match, because I made the commitment to do so. What I won't do is stand around and let everyone else have all the fun. I insist that I start this match in the ring against whichever of those slackers decides they got the balls to get in the ring with me. I am going to end this match quickly and with authority. I want the rest of the WCF Superstars to stand up and take notice. From the bottom guy on the roster to the World Champion, everyone will stand in awe as I make an example of these fools. The Iceman Cometh, boys, and it is going to be a long, cold winter!
Now onto other items of interest here in the WCF. What is all this I hear about some "man we do not mention" or whatever? Davey Boone, I knew you were a little senial, but I had no idea you were downright paranoid. Who the hell do you think I am talking to? Some old rival of yours who has sent me to destroy you once and for all? Come on, man, seriously. You need to get a grip, and I mean fast. What in the hell are you doing worrying about me anyway? You got a match this weekend and a tag match next week to defend the titles. Concentrate on what you have at hand, son. I was talking to my big brother. He has followed this sport for a long, long time and knows all the in's and out's of the game. He is sort of my mental coach, so butt out of my business. Sounds to me that you had some fun with a midget hooker once upon a time, or at least thats what I heard anyway, so I would be more worried about that then who I am talking to.
The bottom line here, ladies and gentlemen, is that "The Iceman" is here to stay. When you feel that cold shiver down your back. That's me right behind you. You can bet your sweet asses that I will be coming for each and every one of you. Once you are in the Deep Freeze, there is no turning back!
THE ICEMAN COMETH!!!!
Billy Blaze walks off as the camera fades to black and promo is completed.
