Post by Adam Knite on Jan 14, 2007 19:46:17 GMT -5
{{Welcome friends, today you will be introduced to a man, no no, a god among men, yeah. Adam Knite has won acclaim accross the wrestling world, famous for his reckless in ring style and his backstage antics. Today you should consider yourself lucky to be meeting this man, you should get on your knees flex your mouth muscles and join this mans club is what you should do!!! uh hum, anyway, our scene opens with Adam, Boone, Carter, and a box of sweet and low are sitting around a round table.}}
Adam- Well my Knites of the round table, I've had something on my mind ever since I signed that fat WCF contract....
Carter- What is that Adam?
Boone- Did you stick your red thong into the white wash again!? If you did I swear Adam, I'm gonna.... I don't know, but I swear I'm not wearing a pink shirt that smells like your arse ever again!
Adam- Well.... now that I think about yes I did...
Boone- Dammit!
Adam- But that's not what I was talking about, I was thinking we joined WCF as the AOV, we have "Sweet" Willy Carter, Davey "The Savior" Boone, Knuckles "Sweet and Low" McCrankles, and.... Adam Knite... dude I need an awesome nickname
Boone- How about Adam "Motherf*cker" Knite.....
Adam- nah, lets leave your mom outta this.... I was thining something that would be like so awesome people would stop and say "d*mn that's awesome"
Carter- How about Adam "Awesome" Knite...
Boone- Geezus tap dancing Christ Carter, that's the dumbest thing I've heard you say today, leave it up to a nigger to say something so dumb.
Carter- Shut your mouth you pale son of a b*tch! I don't hear you coming up with anything better!
Boone- ME!? I've come up with all kinds of nicknames for him. Like "Man-Beast" and "The Raptorious One" when he was going by "Raptor" instead of by his real name.
Adam- Yeah and those were cool, I want something like that!
Boone- Knite you don't need a nickname, unlike Willy you have talent! See talentless hacks are the only people who rely on a nickname I mean really doesn't "Adam Knite" say enough!
Adam- YEAH! You've got a point Boone, why would I want to have anything in comman with Willy for?! If i wanted to be more like Willy , all I would have to do is refuse to bath for a few days and rob a 7-11.
Carter- HEY!
{{The seen fades as Boone and Adam are having a harty laugh and Willy looks a little annoyed, but he'll get over it soon enough, besides he's only the "Nigger Man" after all.}}
Adam- Well my Knites of the round table, I've had something on my mind ever since I signed that fat WCF contract....
Carter- What is that Adam?
Boone- Did you stick your red thong into the white wash again!? If you did I swear Adam, I'm gonna.... I don't know, but I swear I'm not wearing a pink shirt that smells like your arse ever again!
Adam- Well.... now that I think about yes I did...
Boone- Dammit!
Adam- But that's not what I was talking about, I was thinking we joined WCF as the AOV, we have "Sweet" Willy Carter, Davey "The Savior" Boone, Knuckles "Sweet and Low" McCrankles, and.... Adam Knite... dude I need an awesome nickname
Boone- How about Adam "Motherf*cker" Knite.....
Adam- nah, lets leave your mom outta this.... I was thining something that would be like so awesome people would stop and say "d*mn that's awesome"
Carter- How about Adam "Awesome" Knite...
Boone- Geezus tap dancing Christ Carter, that's the dumbest thing I've heard you say today, leave it up to a nigger to say something so dumb.
Carter- Shut your mouth you pale son of a b*tch! I don't hear you coming up with anything better!
Boone- ME!? I've come up with all kinds of nicknames for him. Like "Man-Beast" and "The Raptorious One" when he was going by "Raptor" instead of by his real name.
Adam- Yeah and those were cool, I want something like that!
Boone- Knite you don't need a nickname, unlike Willy you have talent! See talentless hacks are the only people who rely on a nickname I mean really doesn't "Adam Knite" say enough!
Adam- YEAH! You've got a point Boone, why would I want to have anything in comman with Willy for?! If i wanted to be more like Willy , all I would have to do is refuse to bath for a few days and rob a 7-11.
Carter- HEY!
{{The seen fades as Boone and Adam are having a harty laugh and Willy looks a little annoyed, but he'll get over it soon enough, besides he's only the "Nigger Man" after all.}}
