Post by Danny Vice on Mar 27, 2007 12:49:24 GMT -5
The scene opens inside of a Home Depot where Danny and Jimmy Vice are purchasing supplies to reconstruct their damaged wrestling ring back at the Vice home. They wheel their oversized shopping cart to the front to make their purchase.
Jimmy Vice: Hello shopkeep. How much?
Shopkeep: $415
Jimmy Vice: No.
Shopkeep: Yes, that is the price.
Jimmy Vice: I bet you don't like Fists of Fury!
Jimmy Vice hits the shopkeep several times with sharp rights and lefts, knocking him out with a final haymaker.
Jimmy Vice: Goodbye, shopkeep.
Jimmy Vice begins pushing the oversized cart towards the exit of the store while Danny stands their in disbelief.
Danny Vice: Jimmy, what the hell was that? You just beat the crap out of some random man when all he was doing was his job! I don't get it.
Jimmy turns around and shrugs his shoulders.
Jimmy Vice: Hey, if Biohazard can spray ooze and toxic waste on people without legal or political repercussions, why can't I? I mean, it isn't at all unrealistic the man is made of poisons to a human body, yet you're willing to encounter him in a ring each week. I don't get what the big deal is!
Danny shrugs his shoulder in acceptance and the two brothers walk out the front door with their supplies.
Jimmy Vice: Hello shopkeep. How much?
Shopkeep: $415
Jimmy Vice: No.
Shopkeep: Yes, that is the price.
Jimmy Vice: I bet you don't like Fists of Fury!
Jimmy Vice hits the shopkeep several times with sharp rights and lefts, knocking him out with a final haymaker.
Jimmy Vice: Goodbye, shopkeep.
Jimmy Vice begins pushing the oversized cart towards the exit of the store while Danny stands their in disbelief.
Danny Vice: Jimmy, what the hell was that? You just beat the crap out of some random man when all he was doing was his job! I don't get it.
Jimmy turns around and shrugs his shoulders.
Jimmy Vice: Hey, if Biohazard can spray ooze and toxic waste on people without legal or political repercussions, why can't I? I mean, it isn't at all unrealistic the man is made of poisons to a human body, yet you're willing to encounter him in a ring each week. I don't get what the big deal is!
Danny shrugs his shoulder in acceptance and the two brothers walk out the front door with their supplies.
