Post by Danny Vice on Dec 8, 2006 19:59:37 GMT -5
The scene opens in the Team of Treachery locker room, backstage before Sunday Night Slam. Each locker is complete with it’s respective team members wrestling attire hanging neatly in their respective locker. Two steel chairs are in the center of the room, one empty, one with Danny “The Vagrant” Vice seated upon it. Danny is in his street clothing; black pants and a long pink and white fur coat that would scare even Cruella De Ville.
Danny has a video game controller in his hand which looks far inferior to those of today’s generation. His eyes are focused intently on the Team of Treachery’s personal television where it appears he is playing some sort of video game. His hands twitch feverously as his face visibly depicts how well he is performing. After several minutes, Janie Vice and Jake Hudson enter the locker room.
Janie Vice: Danny, what the hell are you doing?
Danny is too involved in the game to even notice the duo’s entry into the locker room.
Jake Hudson: Danny, why aren’t you getting ready for your match? And where is Biggs?
Danny again stares blankly at the screen, continuing his game.
Janie Vice: DANNY!
Danny Vice (startled): Ya! Huh? What?
Janie Vice: What the hell are you doing? You have a title defense tonight! You and Biggs are facing Thunder and…ugh…I hate even saying his name…Skyler Striker.
Jake Hudson: You should be training, stretching, getting loose, focusing…anything but playing video games!
Janie Vice: At least be watching tape on Thunder, you haven’t faced him before.
Danny Vice: The Vagrant does not tolerate Jake Hudson’s tone of voice. So, dearest sister, let your new business associate know to watch the way he addresses The Vagrant. All the homework that could ever be necessary for Thunder has already been cared to and completed. His meek run to double gold in the WCF is a fluke. A travesty of epic proportions similar to his wrestling ability. Skyler Striker…well, The Vagrant came to the WCF to eliminate the very likes of people who resemble Skyler Striker. He is a disease. An infection. His pious crusades and hypocritical preachings are distasteful and disgusting. Yet, he remains a flaw in the WCF.
Janie Vice: And video games will…
Danny Vice: What happened at Revenge when Skyler Striker stole the Hardcore title away from the Team of Trachery?
Jake Hudson: You bashed his pretty face in with a chair.
Danny Vice: Precisely. The Vagrant sent a message to Skyler Striker last week. One he has sent before, and prepares to send again. Skyler Striker does not belong in the same sentence as The Vagrant. And The Vagrant signed that contract with Skyler Striker’s blood.
Logan enters the locker room, confused with all the commotion.
Logan: What are you boudles complaining about in here?
Danny Vice: This, Janie, is my inspiration for the video games as a form of training. If it is good enough for our proud leader, then it is good enough for The Vagrant.
Logan: You’re playing wrestling on old school Nintendo?
Danny Vice: Pro Wrestling is the actual title.
Logan: That game came out in like 1987.
Danny Vice: 1986 in Japan.
Jake Hudson: Come on Vice, get it together. These aren’t just titles to be thrown around. There is prestige behind the tag team…
Danny Vice: You want to play Logan? The Vagrant is already Starman but you can be Great Puma if you’d like.
Logan: Of course I want to play.
Logan takes the empty seat next to Danny and grabs the other controller. The two play for several seconds before Janie becomes fed up.
Janie Vice: Danny, this is ridiculous!
Danny Vice: What could you possibly expect to happen tonight? Disorder by Design lost to these two rejects? The two of them don’t even get along well enough to co-exist. All Thunder has truly done since he got here is constantly remind people that he’s wealthy. (mocking Thunder’s voice) Maid, open the door for me or get fired. Driver, step on it or get fired. Everyone better know their role and their place, because rich ole Thunder is making his way to the ring once again. (back in regular voice) He is insignificant. A speck. Nothing. He isn’t even worth the amount of time The Vagrant has spent on him thus far, but by some spectacle he’s won two different titles. And Skyler Striker is an absolute joke. He’s changing his persona, again! And what’s better, in ever change he’s made, he doesn’t actually change anything. It’s the same old guy that The Vagrant has left bloodied in the ring, usually on top of rubble that once constituted a table, who was previously talking about some predestined place in wrestling history that he will NEVER attain. The best part of Slam and One will be watching his daughter’s face when The Vagrant makes him tap out tonight. The only thing The Vagrant cannot figure out is if she will be sad or happy when it happens. So you two need to get out of here, so Logan and The Vagrant can get back to Starman kicking the Great Puma’s ass. And afterwards, Disorder of Design will flat out impress you.
Janie and Jake are stunned by the passion in the voice of Danny and accept that he is truly focused and prepared for the night’s bout. They leave the locker room to Danny and Logan so they can continue their Nintendo Pro Wrestling game. The scene fades out…
Danny has a video game controller in his hand which looks far inferior to those of today’s generation. His eyes are focused intently on the Team of Treachery’s personal television where it appears he is playing some sort of video game. His hands twitch feverously as his face visibly depicts how well he is performing. After several minutes, Janie Vice and Jake Hudson enter the locker room.
Janie Vice: Danny, what the hell are you doing?
Danny is too involved in the game to even notice the duo’s entry into the locker room.
Jake Hudson: Danny, why aren’t you getting ready for your match? And where is Biggs?
Danny again stares blankly at the screen, continuing his game.
Janie Vice: DANNY!
Danny Vice (startled): Ya! Huh? What?
Janie Vice: What the hell are you doing? You have a title defense tonight! You and Biggs are facing Thunder and…ugh…I hate even saying his name…Skyler Striker.
Jake Hudson: You should be training, stretching, getting loose, focusing…anything but playing video games!
Janie Vice: At least be watching tape on Thunder, you haven’t faced him before.
Danny Vice: The Vagrant does not tolerate Jake Hudson’s tone of voice. So, dearest sister, let your new business associate know to watch the way he addresses The Vagrant. All the homework that could ever be necessary for Thunder has already been cared to and completed. His meek run to double gold in the WCF is a fluke. A travesty of epic proportions similar to his wrestling ability. Skyler Striker…well, The Vagrant came to the WCF to eliminate the very likes of people who resemble Skyler Striker. He is a disease. An infection. His pious crusades and hypocritical preachings are distasteful and disgusting. Yet, he remains a flaw in the WCF.
Janie Vice: And video games will…
Danny Vice: What happened at Revenge when Skyler Striker stole the Hardcore title away from the Team of Trachery?
Jake Hudson: You bashed his pretty face in with a chair.
Danny Vice: Precisely. The Vagrant sent a message to Skyler Striker last week. One he has sent before, and prepares to send again. Skyler Striker does not belong in the same sentence as The Vagrant. And The Vagrant signed that contract with Skyler Striker’s blood.
Logan enters the locker room, confused with all the commotion.
Logan: What are you boudles complaining about in here?
Danny Vice: This, Janie, is my inspiration for the video games as a form of training. If it is good enough for our proud leader, then it is good enough for The Vagrant.
Logan: You’re playing wrestling on old school Nintendo?
Danny Vice: Pro Wrestling is the actual title.
Logan: That game came out in like 1987.
Danny Vice: 1986 in Japan.
Jake Hudson: Come on Vice, get it together. These aren’t just titles to be thrown around. There is prestige behind the tag team…
Danny Vice: You want to play Logan? The Vagrant is already Starman but you can be Great Puma if you’d like.
Logan: Of course I want to play.
Logan takes the empty seat next to Danny and grabs the other controller. The two play for several seconds before Janie becomes fed up.
Janie Vice: Danny, this is ridiculous!
Danny Vice: What could you possibly expect to happen tonight? Disorder by Design lost to these two rejects? The two of them don’t even get along well enough to co-exist. All Thunder has truly done since he got here is constantly remind people that he’s wealthy. (mocking Thunder’s voice) Maid, open the door for me or get fired. Driver, step on it or get fired. Everyone better know their role and their place, because rich ole Thunder is making his way to the ring once again. (back in regular voice) He is insignificant. A speck. Nothing. He isn’t even worth the amount of time The Vagrant has spent on him thus far, but by some spectacle he’s won two different titles. And Skyler Striker is an absolute joke. He’s changing his persona, again! And what’s better, in ever change he’s made, he doesn’t actually change anything. It’s the same old guy that The Vagrant has left bloodied in the ring, usually on top of rubble that once constituted a table, who was previously talking about some predestined place in wrestling history that he will NEVER attain. The best part of Slam and One will be watching his daughter’s face when The Vagrant makes him tap out tonight. The only thing The Vagrant cannot figure out is if she will be sad or happy when it happens. So you two need to get out of here, so Logan and The Vagrant can get back to Starman kicking the Great Puma’s ass. And afterwards, Disorder of Design will flat out impress you.
Janie and Jake are stunned by the passion in the voice of Danny and accept that he is truly focused and prepared for the night’s bout. They leave the locker room to Danny and Logan so they can continue their Nintendo Pro Wrestling game. The scene fades out…
