Post by Biggs on Jan 21, 2007 12:53:28 GMT -5
Tonight, January 21st, is the day where the very last episode of Slam will air before One. It's been a while since Wrestling Championship Federation has had a pay-per-view, and One is looking like it's going to make up for the time in between. As much as Logan and Jack of Blades would like to look past their match tonight and look at their match at One, or as much as JJ Biggs would like to finish his match tonight quickly so he can prepare for Thunder at One; they can't. Tonight, there is a lot on the line just like any other night. "The Greatest" and Danny Vice, Disorder by Design, have to put their newly won WCF Tag Team Championships on the line in one of the toughest matches that Biggs has been in since he faced Torture where he lost the WCF World Heavyweight Championship. Although "The Greatest" was suffering from the flu that night, he still made the match look close. Tonight, bodies may be bruised, bones may be broken, and spirits may be destroyed; but one thing is for sure, no matter how extreme and wild Slam is tonight, it's going to be even more extreme and wild at One.
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"The Greatest" is leaning against the wall in the backstage area just a few hours before Slam. He has his arms crossed and he has his head tilted back so it's leaning on the wall, as well. Jake Hudson is sitting on the carpeted floor next to Biggs; as he's hard at work on his business numbers he has to do monthly for his gym. "The Greatest" is becoming slightly irritated as he looks down at the Rolex on his wrist, checking the time.
"The Greatest" : Where's he at? It's been fifteen minutes.
Jake Hudson: I don't know. He'll be here, eventually, don't worry.
"The Greatest" : I'm not worrying, I just want my coffee.
Meanwhile, Jose Jose, an illegal alien from the great country of Mexico, is scurrying down the corridor with a steaming cup of coffee in his hand. His mustache seems to be stained with some type of food or beverage; whatever it is, it's quite distracting and ugly. Jose Jose turns the corner and he finally sees JJ and Jake about halfway down the corridor. He finally arrives and he hands the coffee to "The Greatest."
"The Greatest" : It's about time.
Jose Jose: Jose Jose muy bueno!
"The Greatest" : Your mother is muy bueno.
Jose Jose: Jose Jose!
"The Greatest" : Whatever. Is this coffee decaf?
Jose Jose: No..
"The Greatest" : Asshole! I said I wanted decaf.
Obviously, Jose Jose's inability to comprehend Biggs' request has angered him. Biggs splashes the steaming contents onto the face of Jose Jose!
Jake Hudson: What the hell? Why did you do that, man? He didn't understand that you wanted decaf. It's not his fault.
"The Greatest" : You're right. Listen, Jose Jose, I didn't mean to do that. I'm just under a lot of stress, you know? It's not easy being great. You don't know anything about that because you're from Mexico, but I forgive you. I really have been focusing on not only my match at One, but putting just as much effort into my match that will be taking place later tonight. I desperately want to retain these WCF Tag Team Titles.
Jose Jose is dancing around rubbing his face. The pain is obvious and it's not getting any better for Jose Jose because he doesn't understand anything that Biggs is trying to say to him.
Jose Jose: Jose Jose?!
"The Greatest" : Do you forgive me?
Jose Jose: Si.
"The Greatest" : Do you have herpes?
Jose Jose: Si?
"The Greatest" : Are you a worthless piece of shit?
Jose Jose: Si, si!
"The Greatest" : Ah, I love Mexicans.
Jake Hudson: You're an asshole, man.
"The Greatest" : He knows I love him.
"The Greatest" puts his arm around Jose Jose who's just now starting to feel better. A huge smile slowly appears on Jose Jose's face as he feels as if he's starting to fit in.
"The Greatest" : Can you go get me some more coffee, now?
Biggs points to the empty cup so Jose Jose knows what he's talking about. Jose Jose nods and he quickly leaves JJ and scurries back down the hall.
"The Greatest" : Hey, make sure it's decaf this time!
Jose Jose: Jose Jose!
As soon as Jose Jose disappears around the corner, Hank Brown appears from around the corner in the direction of JJ Biggs and Jake Hudson. Hank, much like Jose Jose was, is hurrying down the corridor with a microphone in his hand. He stops a few feet away from Jake and JJ and he has big smile on his face.
Hank Brown: It's been awhile. I haven't had the opportunity to get an interview from you Mr. Biggs in a long time.
"The Greatest" : Yeah, I was starting to think you were fired, which kind of made me happy. Anyway, when you're speaking to me, you call me "The Greatest." Do you understand?
Hank Brown: Indeed.
"The Greatest" : Good. Now where's my money?
Hank Brown: What?
"The Greatest" : Don't act like that, Hank. I remember the last time I granted you interview time; I made you pay then, as well. I am "The Greatest," Hank. My time is very valuable and I don't have time to waste for free.
Hank Brown: But you're just standing here?
"The Greatest" : Give me some money, or you can leave.
Brown sighs as he digs into his pocket and he pulls out a twenty dollar bill.
Hank Brown: Do you have change for a twenty?
"The Greatest" : No. A twenty will do, though.
"The Greatest" reaches out and he snatches the bill away from Hank Brown. Hank shakes his head before beginning the interview.
Hank Brown: If you don't mind, I'd like to take this time to ask you a few questions about Skyler Striker and Thunder. Throughout the week you've been speaking a great deal on your other two opponents in this match. So, what are your feelings on what Skyler Striker had to say when he made a radio appearance earlier this week?
"The Greatest" : What about it? He obviously did that on his own accord, there's no way WCF would send him to do any promoting for the company. Other than that, what do you want me to say? It's become very obvious that he's scared of being in the ring with "The Greatest." He claims that he doesn't care about the WCF Tag Team Titles because he realizes that he doesn't have a chance at winning them. He said he didn't care about them last week as well because he realized that he didn't have a chance of retaining them. He's a weak link, and he's only under contract with WCF because the roster is slim. Once they either bring up some developmental wrestlers or they sign new talent, he'll be one of the first to be released.
Hank Brown: And Thunder?
JJ Biggs: He'll be the second person to get released. He must have been taking some performance enhancing medication a few weeks ago when he started winning. He was holding three championships at one time and for a man with as little talent as he has; that's incredible. He must have ran out of the medication though because he's starting to wrestle like an eighty year old man. He's lost focus and it's going to cost him. He's only a double-champion right now, and after One, he'll only have the People's Title left. Hah, the People's Title..what a joke.
While the two are continuing the interview, Jose Jose turns around the corner with a cup of coffee in his hand. He looks down the corridor and notices Hank Brown and for some reason; it sets him off. He drops the cup of coffee and he takes off down the corridor. Hank and JJ turn around at the last moment and Jose Jose jumps up and nails Hank Brown with a hurricanranna! He climbs to his feet and he looks at "The Greatest."
Jose Jose: Jose Jose!
Jake Hudson: What the hell happened? Why did you do that, Jose?
"The Greatest" : Who cares? I was getting tired of that interview anyway. Way to go, Jose!
Jose Jose: Jose Jose!
"The Greatest" : In the heat of the moment you spilled my coffee though, Jose Jose. But since you took care of that bitch, I won't hold it against you. Why don't we go get the coffee together so there aren't any more problems?
Jose Jose: Si!
"The Greatest" : We'll be back, Jake.
Jake Hudson: All right, I'll be here.
"The Greatest" places his arm around Jose Jose as the two of them make their way down the corridor. Hank is just now sitting up and he seems to be spinning around in his head as he is blinking furiously. He finally just gives up and falls back down to the floor as Jake laughs.
--
"The Greatest" is leaning against the wall in the backstage area just a few hours before Slam. He has his arms crossed and he has his head tilted back so it's leaning on the wall, as well. Jake Hudson is sitting on the carpeted floor next to Biggs; as he's hard at work on his business numbers he has to do monthly for his gym. "The Greatest" is becoming slightly irritated as he looks down at the Rolex on his wrist, checking the time.
"The Greatest" : Where's he at? It's been fifteen minutes.
Jake Hudson: I don't know. He'll be here, eventually, don't worry.
"The Greatest" : I'm not worrying, I just want my coffee.
Meanwhile, Jose Jose, an illegal alien from the great country of Mexico, is scurrying down the corridor with a steaming cup of coffee in his hand. His mustache seems to be stained with some type of food or beverage; whatever it is, it's quite distracting and ugly. Jose Jose turns the corner and he finally sees JJ and Jake about halfway down the corridor. He finally arrives and he hands the coffee to "The Greatest."
"The Greatest" : It's about time.
Jose Jose: Jose Jose muy bueno!
"The Greatest" : Your mother is muy bueno.
Jose Jose: Jose Jose!
"The Greatest" : Whatever. Is this coffee decaf?
Jose Jose: No..
"The Greatest" : Asshole! I said I wanted decaf.
Obviously, Jose Jose's inability to comprehend Biggs' request has angered him. Biggs splashes the steaming contents onto the face of Jose Jose!
Jake Hudson: What the hell? Why did you do that, man? He didn't understand that you wanted decaf. It's not his fault.
"The Greatest" : You're right. Listen, Jose Jose, I didn't mean to do that. I'm just under a lot of stress, you know? It's not easy being great. You don't know anything about that because you're from Mexico, but I forgive you. I really have been focusing on not only my match at One, but putting just as much effort into my match that will be taking place later tonight. I desperately want to retain these WCF Tag Team Titles.
Jose Jose is dancing around rubbing his face. The pain is obvious and it's not getting any better for Jose Jose because he doesn't understand anything that Biggs is trying to say to him.
Jose Jose: Jose Jose?!
"The Greatest" : Do you forgive me?
Jose Jose: Si.
"The Greatest" : Do you have herpes?
Jose Jose: Si?
"The Greatest" : Are you a worthless piece of shit?
Jose Jose: Si, si!
"The Greatest" : Ah, I love Mexicans.
Jake Hudson: You're an asshole, man.
"The Greatest" : He knows I love him.
"The Greatest" puts his arm around Jose Jose who's just now starting to feel better. A huge smile slowly appears on Jose Jose's face as he feels as if he's starting to fit in.
"The Greatest" : Can you go get me some more coffee, now?
Biggs points to the empty cup so Jose Jose knows what he's talking about. Jose Jose nods and he quickly leaves JJ and scurries back down the hall.
"The Greatest" : Hey, make sure it's decaf this time!
Jose Jose: Jose Jose!
As soon as Jose Jose disappears around the corner, Hank Brown appears from around the corner in the direction of JJ Biggs and Jake Hudson. Hank, much like Jose Jose was, is hurrying down the corridor with a microphone in his hand. He stops a few feet away from Jake and JJ and he has big smile on his face.
Hank Brown: It's been awhile. I haven't had the opportunity to get an interview from you Mr. Biggs in a long time.
"The Greatest" : Yeah, I was starting to think you were fired, which kind of made me happy. Anyway, when you're speaking to me, you call me "The Greatest." Do you understand?
Hank Brown: Indeed.
"The Greatest" : Good. Now where's my money?
Hank Brown: What?
"The Greatest" : Don't act like that, Hank. I remember the last time I granted you interview time; I made you pay then, as well. I am "The Greatest," Hank. My time is very valuable and I don't have time to waste for free.
Hank Brown: But you're just standing here?
"The Greatest" : Give me some money, or you can leave.
Brown sighs as he digs into his pocket and he pulls out a twenty dollar bill.
Hank Brown: Do you have change for a twenty?
"The Greatest" : No. A twenty will do, though.
"The Greatest" reaches out and he snatches the bill away from Hank Brown. Hank shakes his head before beginning the interview.
Hank Brown: If you don't mind, I'd like to take this time to ask you a few questions about Skyler Striker and Thunder. Throughout the week you've been speaking a great deal on your other two opponents in this match. So, what are your feelings on what Skyler Striker had to say when he made a radio appearance earlier this week?
"The Greatest" : What about it? He obviously did that on his own accord, there's no way WCF would send him to do any promoting for the company. Other than that, what do you want me to say? It's become very obvious that he's scared of being in the ring with "The Greatest." He claims that he doesn't care about the WCF Tag Team Titles because he realizes that he doesn't have a chance at winning them. He said he didn't care about them last week as well because he realized that he didn't have a chance of retaining them. He's a weak link, and he's only under contract with WCF because the roster is slim. Once they either bring up some developmental wrestlers or they sign new talent, he'll be one of the first to be released.
Hank Brown: And Thunder?
JJ Biggs: He'll be the second person to get released. He must have been taking some performance enhancing medication a few weeks ago when he started winning. He was holding three championships at one time and for a man with as little talent as he has; that's incredible. He must have ran out of the medication though because he's starting to wrestle like an eighty year old man. He's lost focus and it's going to cost him. He's only a double-champion right now, and after One, he'll only have the People's Title left. Hah, the People's Title..what a joke.
While the two are continuing the interview, Jose Jose turns around the corner with a cup of coffee in his hand. He looks down the corridor and notices Hank Brown and for some reason; it sets him off. He drops the cup of coffee and he takes off down the corridor. Hank and JJ turn around at the last moment and Jose Jose jumps up and nails Hank Brown with a hurricanranna! He climbs to his feet and he looks at "The Greatest."
Jose Jose: Jose Jose!
Jake Hudson: What the hell happened? Why did you do that, Jose?
"The Greatest" : Who cares? I was getting tired of that interview anyway. Way to go, Jose!
Jose Jose: Jose Jose!
"The Greatest" : In the heat of the moment you spilled my coffee though, Jose Jose. But since you took care of that bitch, I won't hold it against you. Why don't we go get the coffee together so there aren't any more problems?
Jose Jose: Si!
"The Greatest" : We'll be back, Jake.
Jake Hudson: All right, I'll be here.
"The Greatest" places his arm around Jose Jose as the two of them make their way down the corridor. Hank is just now sitting up and he seems to be spinning around in his head as he is blinking furiously. He finally just gives up and falls back down to the floor as Jake laughs.
