AND NEWWWWWWWW...
Oct 19, 2015 2:14:01 GMT -5
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Post by Wade Moor on Oct 19, 2015 2:14:01 GMT -5
After the shocking conclusion of this week's edition of Slam, Hank Brown caught up with the NEW WCF World Champion - Wade "Broseidon" Moor - for an exclusive interview.
Hank Brown: It's a little tough to interview you with this party going on...
Wade Moor: You better get used to it Hank!
Hank Brown: Ugh...
Wade Moor: What was that?!
Hank Brown: Uhh...so you're the new World Champion? How do you feel?
Wade Moor: How do I feel? I've been World Champion since War! How is this news?! Tonight just solidified what the world already knew. War was a statistical anomaly. I am the rightful WHIRLPOOL Champion...and now this belt is snug safe around my waist. Where you at Steve Orbit? Who's the pretender now?
Hank Brown: Speaking of Steve Orbit...
Wade Moor: I don't want to talk about Orbit. Tonight is my night! Tonight is #BeachKrew's night! A week full of parties capping off with that Sunday Night terror! Can I get some bottle service?!?!
Hank Brown: How do you feel about Hellimination? With the implication that #BeachKrew will be completely in control of WCF after the event, the stakes have never been higher.
Wade Moor: #BeachKrew has been in control of WCF since we debuted Hank. We don't need Hellimination to tell us that! Look at this belt! This is the WHIRLPOOL CHAMPIONSHIP, HANK! It's in the hands of #BeachKrew, as is the fate of every single man and women in the WSeaF. Prepare yourselves. This belt is NEVER leaving my hands!
#BeachKrew quickly ushered this reporter out of the room as he was quote unquote "murderin' the vibe like Wade on Omega!". What does this mean for the future of WCF? Only time will tell.
Hank Brown: It's a little tough to interview you with this party going on...
Wade Moor: You better get used to it Hank!
Hank Brown: Ugh...
Wade Moor: What was that?!
Hank Brown: Uhh...so you're the new World Champion? How do you feel?
Wade Moor: How do I feel? I've been World Champion since War! How is this news?! Tonight just solidified what the world already knew. War was a statistical anomaly. I am the rightful WHIRLPOOL Champion...and now this belt is snug safe around my waist. Where you at Steve Orbit? Who's the pretender now?
Hank Brown: Speaking of Steve Orbit...
Wade Moor: I don't want to talk about Orbit. Tonight is my night! Tonight is #BeachKrew's night! A week full of parties capping off with that Sunday Night terror! Can I get some bottle service?!?!
Hank Brown: How do you feel about Hellimination? With the implication that #BeachKrew will be completely in control of WCF after the event, the stakes have never been higher.
Wade Moor: #BeachKrew has been in control of WCF since we debuted Hank. We don't need Hellimination to tell us that! Look at this belt! This is the WHIRLPOOL CHAMPIONSHIP, HANK! It's in the hands of #BeachKrew, as is the fate of every single man and women in the WSeaF. Prepare yourselves. This belt is NEVER leaving my hands!
#BeachKrew quickly ushered this reporter out of the room as he was quote unquote "murderin' the vibe like Wade on Omega!". What does this mean for the future of WCF? Only time will tell.
