Post by suicideking on Sept 1, 2006 17:03:49 GMT -5
(We open our scene to everyone's favorite hero, "The Suicide King" Chad Allen, watching the videos of The Brotherhood, Ace, and JJ Biggs. He is sitting in the middle of a living room on an old ratty looking brown couch. Pizza boxes and beer cans seem strewn about the room. Chad kicks his feet up on the couch and yells at what seems to be no one in particular.)
Dude...you HAVE to come out and see this! THIS is what they are giving us for a challenge. The Brotherhood may as well be the 2 guys in RAIN MAN.
(From behind a door comes the voice of "The Wolf" Conrad Howell, muffled and a little quick)
Ummm...BUSY.
Oh god, and the other two! One of them, Jack or Deuce or whatever his name is, some card thing...like THAT is real original...he is long winded as HELL. He thinks everyone cares about his life story or something. I fast forwarded through most of it just to see if he mentioned us. I don't THINK he did, but my ADD kicked in something fierce. And JJ! Dude, he thinks he is possessed by the DEVIL!! Can you believe it?! He ends up on the floor of his hospital room sweating with his tramp holding him like a friggin BABY!! This is comic GOLD!!
(From the door now comes the voice of Shanon, manager of the Sick Individuals. Also muffled and quick...)
Dammit King, he is BUSY...he will be coming in a minute...calm down!
(Chad smirks at his impeccable timing and hits play on the VCR again.)
This really almost seems to damn easy. They MUST have some sort of talent or they wouldn't put them in this match...would they? But I mean, REALLY, an olive sandwich throwing window licker with his not that much smarter brother?! The blow hard with his satanic possessed partner? This is some sort of joke isn't it?
(The door to the bedroom opens up, as Conrad, wearing only his kilt, and Shanon, wearing only the new Suicide King KILL YOURSELF t-shirt {{{on sale at www.cafepress.com/jesterwear or wherever fine merch is sold...}}} stop and look at the laughing Suicide King.)
King, we saw, we know, they are all ignoring us. I am sure we will make this quick and easy come Sunday. Now you need to get to your own house, we are BUSY.
(Chad looks them both over, gives a wink to Shanon, and a friendly nudge on the shoulder to Conrad as he takes his half empty bottle of beer and stumbles out of the door with a chuckle...)
Dude...you HAVE to come out and see this! THIS is what they are giving us for a challenge. The Brotherhood may as well be the 2 guys in RAIN MAN.
(From behind a door comes the voice of "The Wolf" Conrad Howell, muffled and a little quick)
Ummm...BUSY.
Oh god, and the other two! One of them, Jack or Deuce or whatever his name is, some card thing...like THAT is real original...he is long winded as HELL. He thinks everyone cares about his life story or something. I fast forwarded through most of it just to see if he mentioned us. I don't THINK he did, but my ADD kicked in something fierce. And JJ! Dude, he thinks he is possessed by the DEVIL!! Can you believe it?! He ends up on the floor of his hospital room sweating with his tramp holding him like a friggin BABY!! This is comic GOLD!!
(From the door now comes the voice of Shanon, manager of the Sick Individuals. Also muffled and quick...)
Dammit King, he is BUSY...he will be coming in a minute...calm down!
(Chad smirks at his impeccable timing and hits play on the VCR again.)
This really almost seems to damn easy. They MUST have some sort of talent or they wouldn't put them in this match...would they? But I mean, REALLY, an olive sandwich throwing window licker with his not that much smarter brother?! The blow hard with his satanic possessed partner? This is some sort of joke isn't it?
(The door to the bedroom opens up, as Conrad, wearing only his kilt, and Shanon, wearing only the new Suicide King KILL YOURSELF t-shirt {{{on sale at www.cafepress.com/jesterwear or wherever fine merch is sold...}}} stop and look at the laughing Suicide King.)
King, we saw, we know, they are all ignoring us. I am sure we will make this quick and easy come Sunday. Now you need to get to your own house, we are BUSY.
(Chad looks them both over, gives a wink to Shanon, and a friendly nudge on the shoulder to Conrad as he takes his half empty bottle of beer and stumbles out of the door with a chuckle...)