Post by Corey Black on Oct 10, 2015 22:29:19 GMT -5
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Zach Davis: Welcome everyone to the Redcross Flood Relief charity exhibition match!
Scene opens up to outside a swank LA hotel. In the parking lot, literally right next to a busy street, a pro wrestling ring is set up. Zach Davis is sitting ringside at a table, the hotel itself houses many people watching on from their balcony, as well as a parking lot full of people in suits, ties and dresses.
Zach Davis: The following match is scheduled for one fa-
“Crawl” by Kings of Leon hits.
Zach Davis: Are you kidding me..
Out from an underground parking structure walks Torture, holding the WCF Hardcore Championship. Most of the crowd that has gathered boos, cars driving by honk their disapproval, nobody likes Torture. Tort strolls into the ring, passing all the celebrities, giving Donald Trump of all people a high five. Heel work. Tort is in the ring, of course he calls for a mic.
Torture: You know, I should really have three more weeks to sit and shock the world before defending my WCF Hardcore Championship again, but when I heard this whole event was set up for Corey Black – I knew I had to come. That guy shouldn’t be drawing all you people out here, he’s a midget at best. Oh wow he is tied for most WCF World Title reigns like that matters, he lost it just as much as he won it. You people should come to this event to watch a man like me. A TRUE Champion in the business!
The crowd is booing, except Donald Trump. Heel.
Torture: Now, WCF didn’t send an opponent for me so I guess I’ll just fight one of you jobbers. Who is it going to be? I see you out there, Keanu. You want a shot at this belt? How about Nick Cannon, anyone seen that jackass? I’d love to brain that loser.
A man steps up the steps and rips off his jacket.
Torture: Oh really now? You want some of The Tort? You even look familiar.
Chris Pratt is stepping into the ring and he immediately gets the boots put to him by Torture. Tort yells at the ref to ring the bell, and the crowd is at the same time gasping and cheering on Pratt. Torture is too much for him though. Pratt is on the mat, facing the sky, and Torture grabs both ankles – stomps to the nuts! Over and over! Six or seven stomps and Torture drops into a pin.
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DING DING DING. Torture has humiliated Chris Pratt, retaining his WCF Hardcore Title. Torture reaches for the mic again as he boots Pratt out of the ring. Emergency personnel tend to him.
Torture: That’s all Hollywood has to give the MOST MUST – no that isn’t right. THE GREATEST IN THE WORLD TORTURE?! Good. I only work one day a month anyway.
COREY BLACK IS RUNNING FROM THE UNDERGROUND GARAGE! Torture high tails it with the belt, out into the street. A car stops, it’s Chris Avery. Tort hops in and throws a middle finger out the window as Avery speeds off. Corey Black grabs the mic.
Corey Black: I’m sorry about that, that’s not the way we envisioned this event going. This is supposed to be a bit of entertainment before the auction inside begins, and in typical WCF fashion, it is now a cluster. Oh what is this?!
From the crowd, in runs Kate Winslet. She looks haggard as all get out, ripped dress and bad makeup.
Kate Winslet: Corey I miss you and Jonny.
Corey Black: Uh Jonny is a dick. He moved on.
Kate Winslet: I don’t care I’ll take you both!
Kate paws at Corey, but he can’t hit her or push her or anything, there’s TMZ cameras a plenty at this place. It’s alright because another woman slides into the ring to help.
Zach Davis: That’s … THAT’S TAYLOR SWIFT?! DID SHE KILL SCARECROW?!
Corey Black, yelling at Zach: NO, fuck!
Kate Winslet turns around and tries to go after T-Swift but Taylor fires off a picture perfect roundhouse kick. Them legs, bro. Kate is rocked, Swift lifts her up – BURNING HAMMER RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING. The crowd pops huge, so does Corey! In his pants.
Zach Davis: I think that’ll do it for our live stream tonight folks, see you tomorrow at Slam! Donate to the Red Cross! Text 99099 to donate ten dollars!
The scene fades out with Corey lifting Taylor Swift’s hand into the air.
Zach Davis: Welcome everyone to the Redcross Flood Relief charity exhibition match!
Scene opens up to outside a swank LA hotel. In the parking lot, literally right next to a busy street, a pro wrestling ring is set up. Zach Davis is sitting ringside at a table, the hotel itself houses many people watching on from their balcony, as well as a parking lot full of people in suits, ties and dresses.
Zach Davis: The following match is scheduled for one fa-
“Crawl” by Kings of Leon hits.
Zach Davis: Are you kidding me..
Out from an underground parking structure walks Torture, holding the WCF Hardcore Championship. Most of the crowd that has gathered boos, cars driving by honk their disapproval, nobody likes Torture. Tort strolls into the ring, passing all the celebrities, giving Donald Trump of all people a high five. Heel work. Tort is in the ring, of course he calls for a mic.
Torture: You know, I should really have three more weeks to sit and shock the world before defending my WCF Hardcore Championship again, but when I heard this whole event was set up for Corey Black – I knew I had to come. That guy shouldn’t be drawing all you people out here, he’s a midget at best. Oh wow he is tied for most WCF World Title reigns like that matters, he lost it just as much as he won it. You people should come to this event to watch a man like me. A TRUE Champion in the business!
The crowd is booing, except Donald Trump. Heel.
Torture: Now, WCF didn’t send an opponent for me so I guess I’ll just fight one of you jobbers. Who is it going to be? I see you out there, Keanu. You want a shot at this belt? How about Nick Cannon, anyone seen that jackass? I’d love to brain that loser.
A man steps up the steps and rips off his jacket.
Torture: Oh really now? You want some of The Tort? You even look familiar.
Chris Pratt is stepping into the ring and he immediately gets the boots put to him by Torture. Tort yells at the ref to ring the bell, and the crowd is at the same time gasping and cheering on Pratt. Torture is too much for him though. Pratt is on the mat, facing the sky, and Torture grabs both ankles – stomps to the nuts! Over and over! Six or seven stomps and Torture drops into a pin.
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3.
DING DING DING. Torture has humiliated Chris Pratt, retaining his WCF Hardcore Title. Torture reaches for the mic again as he boots Pratt out of the ring. Emergency personnel tend to him.
Torture: That’s all Hollywood has to give the MOST MUST – no that isn’t right. THE GREATEST IN THE WORLD TORTURE?! Good. I only work one day a month anyway.
COREY BLACK IS RUNNING FROM THE UNDERGROUND GARAGE! Torture high tails it with the belt, out into the street. A car stops, it’s Chris Avery. Tort hops in and throws a middle finger out the window as Avery speeds off. Corey Black grabs the mic.
Corey Black: I’m sorry about that, that’s not the way we envisioned this event going. This is supposed to be a bit of entertainment before the auction inside begins, and in typical WCF fashion, it is now a cluster. Oh what is this?!
From the crowd, in runs Kate Winslet. She looks haggard as all get out, ripped dress and bad makeup.
Kate Winslet: Corey I miss you and Jonny.
Corey Black: Uh Jonny is a dick. He moved on.
Kate Winslet: I don’t care I’ll take you both!
Kate paws at Corey, but he can’t hit her or push her or anything, there’s TMZ cameras a plenty at this place. It’s alright because another woman slides into the ring to help.
Zach Davis: That’s … THAT’S TAYLOR SWIFT?! DID SHE KILL SCARECROW?!
Corey Black, yelling at Zach: NO, fuck!
Kate Winslet turns around and tries to go after T-Swift but Taylor fires off a picture perfect roundhouse kick. Them legs, bro. Kate is rocked, Swift lifts her up – BURNING HAMMER RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING. The crowd pops huge, so does Corey! In his pants.
Zach Davis: I think that’ll do it for our live stream tonight folks, see you tomorrow at Slam! Donate to the Red Cross! Text 99099 to donate ten dollars!
The scene fades out with Corey lifting Taylor Swift’s hand into the air.
