Post by Biggs on Mar 31, 2007 19:28:19 GMT -5
"The Greatest" JJ Biggs, one of the most decorated superstars to ever wrestle in Wrestling Championship Federation, is sitting on his luxurious leather reclining chair in his backstage locker room just a couple of hours before Slam begins! Biggs, still wearing his street clothes, is staring down at his WCF Television Championship which is resting on his lap. Perpendicular to him is Jake Hudson, sitting in a matching reclining chair reading the latest edition of Sports Illustrated.
"The Greatest" : I can't believe I'm thirty-one years old.
Jake Hudson: It's not that bad, man. There are some people wrestling well into their fifties. Don't worry about it.
"The Greatest" : I can't. It's all I can think about. I don't know what's going on anymore, Jake. I embarrassed myself at War. I embarrassed myself last week. And quite frankly, I'm probably going to embarrass myself tonight. I was just shrugging at those facts up until my birthday a few days ago. It hit me that I'm getting too old for this shit.
Jake Hudson: You're just having a little bit of bad luck lately, man. You're still the WCF Television Champion. Your match tonight isn't important. I just want you to take it easy tonight. We need to make sure you're healthy next week for Blast.
"The Greatest" : That's another problem. I'm not healthy. My leg hurts, my arm hurts, my back hurts, my neck hurts. I'm in pain all of the time. I use so much Vicodin you'd think I was a little child in a store with free candy.
Jake looks over the top of his magazine at Biggs, who's still looking down at his title. Jake closes the magazine and he throws it at Biggs.
Jake Hudson: Do you want to quit, JJ? Do you want to march into Seth Lerch's office, hand him your title, and tell him that you're finished? Is that what you want to do, JJ?
"The Greatest" : I don't know..
Jake Hudson: Well, you better find out! I'm tired of this constant bitching. You're thirty-one years old. As far as I'm concerned, you're still in your prime! You've dominated this company for over a year and you haven't shown any signs of stopping the assault! You're a monster inside of the ring. Who cares what happened at War and who cares what happened last week! You're "The Greatest!" You'll turn your luck around tonight and you'll start a new winning streak! You'll embarrass Outcast at Blast.
Suddenly, the locker room door swings open and Hank Brown is standing in the doorway. He has a microphone in his hand and a smile on his face. Jake glances over at him with frustration evident on his face.
Jake Hudson: You know how to knock, right?
Hank Brown: Yeah.
Jake Hudson: Then why the hell didn't you?
Hank Brown: Sorry, I forgot.
Jake Hudson: You always forget. You probably forget your name most of the time. Hell, I bet it's been so long since you've been with a woman that you've forgot what pussy looks like! Worthless piece of shit.
"The Greatest" : Jake, shut the hell up for a minute. Hank, ask what you have to ask, and then get the hell out of here!
Hank Brown: Well, I was hoping to get your thoughts on your match tonight?
"The Greatest" : Why are you always wanting my thoughts? Aren't they the same each and every week? Disorder by Design, "The Vagrant" and "The Greatest," will get back to form tonight. And with Skyler Striker on our side, we are as close to unbeatable as you can get. Team NCW, Ortega and Outcast, and their partner Thunder, aren't going to walk out victorious this week. Outcast and Ortega were lucky last week. And Thunder has been nothing but shit since I took the WCF Television Championship away from him a couple of months ago.
Hank Brown: I don't mean to change the topic. But, at Blast, you're considered the underdog in your match against Outcast.
For the first time, Biggs glances up from the gold on his lap and he looks over at Hank Brown. Biggs gets to his feet and he holds the title in his hand as he gets nose to nose with Brown.
"The Greatest" : The underdog? "The Greatest" is never the underdog. Outcast is the WCF People's Champion. I've said it before and I'll say it again, that title is a joke. I'm the WCF Television Champion. This has so much history. It's much more important. In fact, not only is the People's Title a joke, but Outcast is a joke. And like my good friend Jake said earlier, you're a worthless piece of shit.
Biggs pushes Hank backwards and stumbles out of the locker room. He bangs into the wall and drops his microphone to the floor.
"The Greatest" : I'm not a fucking underdog! I'm the best. Nothing less, nothing more. The...best.
"The Greatest" walks over to the door and he slams it shut. He turns around and Jake Hudson is looking at him with a smile.
Jake Hudson: How do you feel now?
"The Greatest" : I'm ready to beat some ass.
Jake Hudson: Excellent.
The scene slowly fades out to the black screen. In the bottom corner, copyright information appears before the screen changes to static.[/b]
"The Greatest" : I can't believe I'm thirty-one years old.
Jake Hudson: It's not that bad, man. There are some people wrestling well into their fifties. Don't worry about it.
"The Greatest" : I can't. It's all I can think about. I don't know what's going on anymore, Jake. I embarrassed myself at War. I embarrassed myself last week. And quite frankly, I'm probably going to embarrass myself tonight. I was just shrugging at those facts up until my birthday a few days ago. It hit me that I'm getting too old for this shit.
Jake Hudson: You're just having a little bit of bad luck lately, man. You're still the WCF Television Champion. Your match tonight isn't important. I just want you to take it easy tonight. We need to make sure you're healthy next week for Blast.
"The Greatest" : That's another problem. I'm not healthy. My leg hurts, my arm hurts, my back hurts, my neck hurts. I'm in pain all of the time. I use so much Vicodin you'd think I was a little child in a store with free candy.
Jake looks over the top of his magazine at Biggs, who's still looking down at his title. Jake closes the magazine and he throws it at Biggs.
Jake Hudson: Do you want to quit, JJ? Do you want to march into Seth Lerch's office, hand him your title, and tell him that you're finished? Is that what you want to do, JJ?
"The Greatest" : I don't know..
Jake Hudson: Well, you better find out! I'm tired of this constant bitching. You're thirty-one years old. As far as I'm concerned, you're still in your prime! You've dominated this company for over a year and you haven't shown any signs of stopping the assault! You're a monster inside of the ring. Who cares what happened at War and who cares what happened last week! You're "The Greatest!" You'll turn your luck around tonight and you'll start a new winning streak! You'll embarrass Outcast at Blast.
Suddenly, the locker room door swings open and Hank Brown is standing in the doorway. He has a microphone in his hand and a smile on his face. Jake glances over at him with frustration evident on his face.
Jake Hudson: You know how to knock, right?
Hank Brown: Yeah.
Jake Hudson: Then why the hell didn't you?
Hank Brown: Sorry, I forgot.
Jake Hudson: You always forget. You probably forget your name most of the time. Hell, I bet it's been so long since you've been with a woman that you've forgot what pussy looks like! Worthless piece of shit.
"The Greatest" : Jake, shut the hell up for a minute. Hank, ask what you have to ask, and then get the hell out of here!
Hank Brown: Well, I was hoping to get your thoughts on your match tonight?
"The Greatest" : Why are you always wanting my thoughts? Aren't they the same each and every week? Disorder by Design, "The Vagrant" and "The Greatest," will get back to form tonight. And with Skyler Striker on our side, we are as close to unbeatable as you can get. Team NCW, Ortega and Outcast, and their partner Thunder, aren't going to walk out victorious this week. Outcast and Ortega were lucky last week. And Thunder has been nothing but shit since I took the WCF Television Championship away from him a couple of months ago.
Hank Brown: I don't mean to change the topic. But, at Blast, you're considered the underdog in your match against Outcast.
For the first time, Biggs glances up from the gold on his lap and he looks over at Hank Brown. Biggs gets to his feet and he holds the title in his hand as he gets nose to nose with Brown.
"The Greatest" : The underdog? "The Greatest" is never the underdog. Outcast is the WCF People's Champion. I've said it before and I'll say it again, that title is a joke. I'm the WCF Television Champion. This has so much history. It's much more important. In fact, not only is the People's Title a joke, but Outcast is a joke. And like my good friend Jake said earlier, you're a worthless piece of shit.
Biggs pushes Hank backwards and stumbles out of the locker room. He bangs into the wall and drops his microphone to the floor.
"The Greatest" : I'm not a fucking underdog! I'm the best. Nothing less, nothing more. The...best.
"The Greatest" walks over to the door and he slams it shut. He turns around and Jake Hudson is looking at him with a smile.
Jake Hudson: How do you feel now?
"The Greatest" : I'm ready to beat some ass.
Jake Hudson: Excellent.
The scene slowly fades out to the black screen. In the bottom corner, copyright information appears before the screen changes to static.[/b]
