#MassahJay&MassahTort

[SickWaves Blackamura]

Part 7: #MassahJay&MassahTort 

A familiar cloud of dankness fills the WCF locker room like steam from a hot shower. It’s lone occupant, Andre Aquarius, looks towards the camera as he lifts a bowl in the shape of a large breasted woman to his lips.



So they gonna shack #BeachKrew up in this shitty ass locker room? Don’t this faggot Lerch know that we runnin’ this entire game? We deserve luxury. Bottom line. We on that fuckin’ Joey Flash status, takin’ over the game lowkey as fuck. It’s alright though. Wade finna crush ZMAC, Tibs finna crush Teo, I’m finna grab that #Fartcore title, and #BeachKrew finna own this whole fucking building by the end of the night.



I’m gonna be that #Fartcore division version of Harriet Tubman..except with a dick. I’m gonna free that belt from people like Massah Jay and Massah Tort. Them #fuccbois bout to feel the pain. Massah Tort wanna keep that shit in shackles, not givin’ a fuck what happens to it. This fool made a lame ass concept even more lame. Old crusty ass massah Tort ain’t shit. He just made cause I’m the dude who been up in his daughter’s pink.



Who this man beat besides jobbers? Fuckin’ Marc Mayhem? The man’s name soundin’ like some bogus ass video game shit. Marc Mayhem a little bitch who had to run home to ma after he got squashed by a relic. I bet this man been hanging out wit’ Massah Jay in his mom’s basement, relivin’ the glory days on WCF 2k16, raisin’ their overalls from the low 70’s to 99 like they legit. #LOL these motherfuckers is spoiled white kids in this young black boy’s world. #PrinceLightskin. Fuckin’ Gemini Battle probably had his mom talk to Jay’s mom and beg for this retard to join the slumber party talkin’ bout “Little Gemmy ain’t got no friends.” Then Jay and Marc just reluctant as fuck while Gemini sits in the corner like “Can I have a turn?”. This motherfucker probably believed them when they handed him an unplugged controller. Naive as fuck.



Then while all those #fuccbois be touchin’ tips in the dark, Adam Young busy surfin’ the web, checking to see if he got any new hits on “fuckmysister.com” Yeah, that bitch Myra pussy smell like salt and vinegar and work like the bottom of a Pringles can. If you get at the right angle, you can fit your entire hand in that bitch. You know shit is bad when this man be lookin’ in his own family tree to get a nut off, fuckin’ wrong turn lookin’ ass. Probably why he killed his old bitch. She probably found out he be makin’ sloth babies and threatened to put an end to it. You can keep that bloodline pure if you want, Adam. It ain’t gon mean shit in the long run. I’m still spillin’ your fuckin’ guts, bitch.



The smoke grows much heavier as it covers up the lens and we fade to black.