Post by SickWaves Blackamura on Oct 2, 2015 19:34:20 GMT -5
Part 5: #OmegaWho?
Loud rap music echoed from the yacht across the surface of the ocean. The boat was full of rich white kids with the exception of Andre who they felt validated them (Which he did). He stumbled around the deck in a drugged out stupor, his shorts were at the foot of the bed inside, so his genitals swung freely as young women clung to him and he turned to a drunk youth with blonde tips to his hair and a small camera in hand and began to speak to him.
Andre: Now I want all them motherfuckers out there to listen the fuck up! My name is Andre FUCKING Aquarius if y’all didn’t already know that..and I...I am coming for your fucking throats! The two people I’m really targeting though are Torture and Jay Omega, the only two guys who really give a shit about that shitty #Fartcore title that DubSeaEff still keeps around for some reason. Now I’m the fucking predator in these waters, #fuccbois! Nobody can touch me. Me and my bros, we got each other’s backs in this shit with the common goal of taking away the livelihood of everyone in this bitch. You feelin’ froggy, then leap, you fuckin’ retards.
They ain’t the only two #fuccbois going for this shit though. Lowkey, it seems like that idiot redneck Adam Young is too. I’m sure he’s going to cry like a little bitch at the sight of black youth holding up gold in a federation that he somehow still thinks he has a place in. You best believe I’m gonna have this white bread piece of shit pickin’ MY cotton by the end of this shit. Oh, and Lynyrd Skynyrd don’t count as spirituals so shut your mouth and be a good little slave when you’re working, cause you’re fucking below me and you know it, bitch. After I add another belt to the #BeachKrew collection, I’ll own you along with every other racist ass honkey in the company. #RoleReversalBitch
Then we got this clown ass motherfucker, Gemini Battle. This man thought it would be fuckin’ cute to toss up a little hardcore title entry of his own. Just one though, really? That’s more than I can say about Jay Omega or Torture, but one fucking rp ain’t saying shit. How bad you want this shit, clown? You willing to go toe to toe against ya boy with your athlete’s foot lookin’ ass? You can’t hang in this division just like you can’t hang enough to beat fuckin’ #Pansyon to retain them trios titles. You couldn’t even hang with that #fuccboi Spencer Adams in a people’s title match. The people don’t give a shit about you, your own squad ain’t givin’ no fucks about you, and you just ain’t shit when it comes to all this. Not only are you gonna fall short in your weak ass pursuit of the #Fartcore belt, but you gonna lose in the WAR match, too. I’d say you gonna leave empty handed, but I guess you still got that stank dick and your own tears as lewBRUHcation. #BeachBodied #Zippin’emUp
The scene fades as the boat continues out across the water.