Post by SickWaves Blackamura on Oct 2, 2015 19:33:33 GMT -5
Part 2: #FuckTorture
Music blares through the frat house as people pace around, fucking or getting trashed. A random bro reaches towards the coffee table, grabbing a remote and turning on the TV. Andre sits up as he sees what’s on the screen.
Andre: Hold up! Turn the fucking music off!
The room goes silent as he turns toward the frat boy with the remote.
Andre: Turn this shit up!
The volume display pops up as the TV set is cranked up much higher. It shows a replay of WCF’s Slam from this past week, more specifically, the announcement that the #FartcoreChampionship will be on the line at WAR.
Andre: What the fuck did I say to all of you?! I told you motherfuckers that I was gonna take that shit and there he is, just a reminder and motivator for me to #BeachBody fools next week! You see this #fuccboi Torture? This motherfucker is more absent than my ass and that’s saying something. This clown thinks that it’s a good idea for him to show up and it looks like he’s actually giving the roster a chance to take his shit from him. I have to say though, bros, I thought it was fucking hilarious that he took that shit from the fed and barely defended it. People got so damn salty about it and that shit had me rollin’. If they hated seeing that #fuccboi with the belt, they’re really gonna hate seeing my ass with that shit. I almost forget sometimes that I even have a contract with that lame ass federation. #DubSeaEff ain’t ready for this shit.
Let’s be real though, this man Torture is straight booty. Walkin’ around trying to say he’s dominant when he aint shit, old Jack Link’s beef jerky lookin’ ass all past his prime and shit. Not only am I taking the belt from this bitch ass, but I’m giving back to the bros and sticking it to half that white bread ass fan base by giving them a black champion. Torture ain’t nothing but a washed up has been motherfucker who makes jobbers lay down for him and that’s why at WAR, I’m taking his ass out for good with a career ending concussion and taking this stupid ass belt. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, I don’t give a fuck about WAR or fighting with honor like some Spencer Adams lookin’ like his mom lookin’ ass. I’m not about to run no damn campaign for this shit. I’m just showing up, pinning that bitch ass Torture, winning that belt, and using it like toilet paper, bruh.
He turns to on of the nearby frat bros and nods. The young man rises to his feet and grabs the ball bat laying at his side as he charges forward and sends it through the screen.
Andre: #FuccboiGenocide4Lyfe..now where that bitch at with the fake titties?