Raiders of The Lost Heart (RP#1) Mar 13, 2007 15:21:50 GMT -5
Post by logan on Mar 13, 2007 15:21:50 GMT -5
Logan: Your kidding me, right?
Bobby Dole: Oh no, Logan.
Logan: What's that yellow coloring say?
Bobby Dole: Heart.
Logan: Right. So, Raiders of The Lost Heart..
Bobby Dole: Indeed.
Logan: I've also noticed my face is glued over Harrison Ford's face in one of the most sloppiest ways possible.
Bobby Dole: Eh, I know. I'm not a professional at these kind of things. But that doesn't matter now, because that's the face that a hundreds of people are going to be seeing.
Logan: Hundreds? What..?
Bobby Dole: Yes, I've got a gig set up. It's going to be on a stage, and your playing the main star.
Logan: I'm confused.
Bobby Dole: I don't know why, I've explained everything to you.
Logan: So let me get this straight. "Raiders of The Lost Heart" is a play?
Bobby Dole: Yes.
Logan: And I play Indiana Jones?
Bobby Dole: No.
Logan: Then I'm not the main star, because Indiana Jones is always the main character to them movies.
Bobby Dole: You don't understand, this isn't a remake of Raiders of The Lost Arc. If it was, then that'd be the name of the play.
Logan: Then what the hell could this possibly be about?
Dole sighs, stretching his arms back a bit as he leans back in his recliner which happens to be sitting behind his desk. The two hold this conversation in Dole's cardboard room that's staged in his garage which portrays the room of the oval office.
Bobby Dole: You're a sad man.
Bobby Dole: This movie is about you. It's the story of a man that finally met his match, a story of a man questioning the future of his career, what lies ahead, what if Blades defeats the great Logan yet again for a third time, will Logan quit doubting his abilities, wise back up to the Logan we once knew, and find the lost heart which once belonged to you.
Logan: But I don't doubt my abilities, my hearts right here.
Logan pats his stomach.
Bobby Dole: Actually, it's a little more up.. but--
Logan keeps talking.
Logan: And Blades isn't going to "defeat",
Logan puts his hands up, moving his index finger, and middle finger up and down.
Logan: Me for a third time. It's not happening. The Logan you knew eight years ago is still here. That also makes me think, I've noticed people in WCF doing these little volumes of wrestlers, gimmicking crappy t.v. shows, refereeing to old movies that had familiar names in it, and it's got me thinking.. is THIS why your doing it? Did Blades along with the other boudles inspire you to rip off Raiders of The Lost Arc, and make it a story about me?
Bobby Dole: Well, what he did with "Logan"s Run" wasn't that bad.
Logan: You think I'm stupid enough to go on some stage with you tonight, wear a dumb hat, carry a dumb whip, and look for a lost heart?
Bobby Dole: Stupid? No. Bu--
Logan: Because I am! And if that's the new thing going around in WCF then hey.. why.. not..?
Bobby Dole: Um yes, exactly my point. Fit in with the crowd.
Logan: I've always been an odd ball out, but if this is what it takes to be cool now of days I guess I'll mingle with the other boudles, and fit in.
Bobby Dole: Off to the show!
Logan: Uh, yeah.. later. This is probably actually going to be cut up in numerous promos with fancy, but lame titles.
Bobby Dole: Why not just do everything now while the electric is still in the air?
Logan points to his watch.
Bobby Dole: Oh...
The scene slowly fades out.
So little time to RP. Sigh.