A case of mistaken identity
Sept 28, 2015 17:02:07 GMT -5
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Post by Oblivion on Sept 28, 2015 17:02:07 GMT -5
Hank Brown is in Montgomery, Alabama standing in front of a local police precinct.
Hank Brown: Hank Brown here standing in front of a police station. Right after last week's Slam, Oblivion was driving down one of these streets and was pulled over and eventually arrested for a few offenses. I have tape of the arrest and booking...
Low grade dashboard camera shows a deputy approaching a vehicle that was driven by The Monster. Audio was inaudible. The police officer taps on the window. After a few minutes, a large muscular arm sticks out holding a license and registration. The officer goes back to his cruiser.
Hank Brown: What the officer didn't know, but that license was fake with a fake name, which the officer is looking up.
By now, Oblivion is getting impatient and gets out of the vehicle. The off over sees this and speaks over the speaker....
Officer: Mr. Bilson get back in your vehicle.
Oblivion grabs IT's crotch.
Oblivion: You ain't gonna find anything on The Monster!!
This is when several Gathering members, wearing Teletubby t-shirts, pounce on the police cruiser. Several Vixens, including Melissa proceed to act out vile and disgusting sexual acts with a couple dozen uncut kiwi fruits, a eggplant and an albino pygmy, who is wearing full black leather S&M gear, including a red ball gag.
Police officer: What in tarnation?!
The officer gets out of the cruiser, with shotgun in hand.
KA-BLAM!!
As Melissa was halfway shoving a kiwi fruit up the ass of the albino pigmy, the officer blasts off the shotgun. The Gathering and The Vixens scatter away. The albino pygmy runs away, exposing a bare ass in his leather chaps.
Police officer: Mr. Bilson get back into vehicle!!
The officer gets back in his cruiser checking on the information.
Police officer: So far, we have faulty break lights and this gentlemen is named, based off this license... Roderick Bilson. Wait a minute, this Roderick Bilson has warrants for menacing and giving out false information. Looks like I'm gonna have to arrest this individual. This large individual is gonna give me a hard time.
The officer contacts dispatch.
Officer: Dispatch, this is Charlie
12 on Madison. I'm gonna need backup.
Dispatch: Roger Charlie 12. Backup will arrive shortly.
**FIVE MINUTES LATER**
A second cruiser arrives. An officer exits the cruiser and walks with the first police officer to walk over to the vehicle in which Oblivion is sitting in.
Police Officer #1: Mr. Bilson please exit the vehicle.
Oblivion: WHY?!
Police officer #2: You were asked to exit the vehicle.
Oblivion: Why?! Why do I have to exit the vehicle, Mr. Officer?
Police officer #1: We have two warrants for your arrest? You gave me your license. Based on that information Roderick Bilson, you are to be detained for menacing and giving false information.
One of the officers proceed to open the car door. Both officers help Oblivion out of the vehicle and proceed to read Oblivion his "rights", while placing IT in handcuffs.
Officer #1: ...if you can't afford one...
Oblivion is wearing torn blue jeans and a Houston Texans Johnathan Grimes jersey.
Oblivion: What I did?!? You can't do this. You can't arrest me!! IT has things to prepare for. HEY!! You're yanking on IT's wrists.... ATTICA!!! ATTICA!!! POLICE BRUTALITY!!
Oblivion gets pushed into the back of a cruiser. Oblivion gets strapped in. Within minutes a tow truck arrives, hooks up the vehicle drives away as both police cruiser drive away.
**15 minutes later**
The police cruiser arrive at the police station. The time and date is 11:15 p.m. 09-20-15. The officers go the back, of the cruiser, and proceed t pull out Oblivion, who is now screaming out...
Oblivion: Fuck you!! FUUUUCK YOOOOU!!
Police officer #1: If you keep being a pain in the ass, we will put you in holding cell before we process you.
Oddly enough, Oblivion quiets down. In the next forty five minutes, Oblivion gets photographed and finger printed and was placed in a holding cell.
Police officer: Okay, sometime in the morning, you'll see the judge.
Oblivion walks over to the wooden bench. IT growls to anyone who got close. One point Oblivion slammed someone against a wall. An officer came to Oblivion escorted IT out of the holding cell and put Oblivion in an interrogation room. Oblivion sits at a table still handcuffed. Two detectives have Oblivion's prints and a small folder of information.
Detective Ortega: Okay. Look here. We know you are not Rod Bilson. In fact you are Jakob Lister. You have been a very very bad boy.
Oblivion doesn't look to concerned.
Detective Ortega: In fact, you were red flagged by the FBI.
Oblivion just sits back and smiles.
Detective Franklin: What's so funny?
Exactly, at that second the lights un the room, flicker.
Oblivion: Have you two ever experienced something, that you felt you have been through before.
Detective Ortega: I think that's called deja vu. This is reality. We are to hold you, until the fibbies get here. So, the only thing we are gonna charge you with is misdemeanor giving false information. But, it looks the FBI has big plans foe you, Mr. Lister.
Lights flicker again and as several shadowy figures walk past the door, if the room.
Detective Ortega: If everything goes right, you'll be able to leave with fines and a possible court appearance.
Voice: STOP!! What are you doing?! You can't spray paint this police station!!
BLAM-BLAM!! BANG!! *EXPLOSION*
Sirens blare out.
Detective Franklin: Don't move!!
Oblivion shows IT's handcuffs and ankle shackles. The detectives, leave the room. Immediately a few people charge in the room. Keith and two familiar Oblivion haven't seen in years.
Oblivion: KEITH!!! Hey!! It... it's Abril!! Trent!! What you two doing here?!
Trent: I know it's been years. Someone told us, it's time to go old school?
Oblivion: HELL YEA!!! WAR IS COMING UP!!
Keith: We need to leave!! Or unless, you wanna stay.
Oblivion: Let's get the Hell out of here!!
The group proceeds to break the shackles and handcuffs. The group leaves the room.
Police officer: You there stop!!
Oblivion and the rest run out of the police station.
Oblivion: Forget the car. It was stolen anyways.
Keith: I have the van. I think, Oblivion you need to lay low, for awhile. I know you have WAR to prepare for. You NEED to make a couple of statements. You can wait, for a day.
**SEVEN DAYS LATER**
Oblivion: FUCK THE POLICE!!! BITCHES, GET READY!!
Hank Brown: Hank Brown here standing in front of a police station. Right after last week's Slam, Oblivion was driving down one of these streets and was pulled over and eventually arrested for a few offenses. I have tape of the arrest and booking...
Low grade dashboard camera shows a deputy approaching a vehicle that was driven by The Monster. Audio was inaudible. The police officer taps on the window. After a few minutes, a large muscular arm sticks out holding a license and registration. The officer goes back to his cruiser.
Hank Brown: What the officer didn't know, but that license was fake with a fake name, which the officer is looking up.
By now, Oblivion is getting impatient and gets out of the vehicle. The off over sees this and speaks over the speaker....
Officer: Mr. Bilson get back in your vehicle.
Oblivion grabs IT's crotch.
Oblivion: You ain't gonna find anything on The Monster!!
This is when several Gathering members, wearing Teletubby t-shirts, pounce on the police cruiser. Several Vixens, including Melissa proceed to act out vile and disgusting sexual acts with a couple dozen uncut kiwi fruits, a eggplant and an albino pygmy, who is wearing full black leather S&M gear, including a red ball gag.
Police officer: What in tarnation?!
The officer gets out of the cruiser, with shotgun in hand.
KA-BLAM!!
As Melissa was halfway shoving a kiwi fruit up the ass of the albino pigmy, the officer blasts off the shotgun. The Gathering and The Vixens scatter away. The albino pygmy runs away, exposing a bare ass in his leather chaps.
Police officer: Mr. Bilson get back into vehicle!!
The officer gets back in his cruiser checking on the information.
Police officer: So far, we have faulty break lights and this gentlemen is named, based off this license... Roderick Bilson. Wait a minute, this Roderick Bilson has warrants for menacing and giving out false information. Looks like I'm gonna have to arrest this individual. This large individual is gonna give me a hard time.
The officer contacts dispatch.
Officer: Dispatch, this is Charlie
12 on Madison. I'm gonna need backup.
Dispatch: Roger Charlie 12. Backup will arrive shortly.
**FIVE MINUTES LATER**
A second cruiser arrives. An officer exits the cruiser and walks with the first police officer to walk over to the vehicle in which Oblivion is sitting in.
Police Officer #1: Mr. Bilson please exit the vehicle.
Oblivion: WHY?!
Police officer #2: You were asked to exit the vehicle.
Oblivion: Why?! Why do I have to exit the vehicle, Mr. Officer?
Police officer #1: We have two warrants for your arrest? You gave me your license. Based on that information Roderick Bilson, you are to be detained for menacing and giving false information.
One of the officers proceed to open the car door. Both officers help Oblivion out of the vehicle and proceed to read Oblivion his "rights", while placing IT in handcuffs.
Officer #1: ...if you can't afford one...
Oblivion is wearing torn blue jeans and a Houston Texans Johnathan Grimes jersey.
Oblivion: What I did?!? You can't do this. You can't arrest me!! IT has things to prepare for. HEY!! You're yanking on IT's wrists.... ATTICA!!! ATTICA!!! POLICE BRUTALITY!!
Oblivion gets pushed into the back of a cruiser. Oblivion gets strapped in. Within minutes a tow truck arrives, hooks up the vehicle drives away as both police cruiser drive away.
**15 minutes later**
The police cruiser arrive at the police station. The time and date is 11:15 p.m. 09-20-15. The officers go the back, of the cruiser, and proceed t pull out Oblivion, who is now screaming out...
Oblivion: Fuck you!! FUUUUCK YOOOOU!!
Police officer #1: If you keep being a pain in the ass, we will put you in holding cell before we process you.
Oddly enough, Oblivion quiets down. In the next forty five minutes, Oblivion gets photographed and finger printed and was placed in a holding cell.
Police officer: Okay, sometime in the morning, you'll see the judge.
Oblivion walks over to the wooden bench. IT growls to anyone who got close. One point Oblivion slammed someone against a wall. An officer came to Oblivion escorted IT out of the holding cell and put Oblivion in an interrogation room. Oblivion sits at a table still handcuffed. Two detectives have Oblivion's prints and a small folder of information.
Detective Ortega: Okay. Look here. We know you are not Rod Bilson. In fact you are Jakob Lister. You have been a very very bad boy.
Oblivion doesn't look to concerned.
Detective Ortega: In fact, you were red flagged by the FBI.
Oblivion just sits back and smiles.
Detective Franklin: What's so funny?
Exactly, at that second the lights un the room, flicker.
Oblivion: Have you two ever experienced something, that you felt you have been through before.
Detective Ortega: I think that's called deja vu. This is reality. We are to hold you, until the fibbies get here. So, the only thing we are gonna charge you with is misdemeanor giving false information. But, it looks the FBI has big plans foe you, Mr. Lister.
Lights flicker again and as several shadowy figures walk past the door, if the room.
Detective Ortega: If everything goes right, you'll be able to leave with fines and a possible court appearance.
Voice: STOP!! What are you doing?! You can't spray paint this police station!!
BLAM-BLAM!! BANG!! *EXPLOSION*
Sirens blare out.
Detective Franklin: Don't move!!
Oblivion shows IT's handcuffs and ankle shackles. The detectives, leave the room. Immediately a few people charge in the room. Keith and two familiar Oblivion haven't seen in years.
Oblivion: KEITH!!! Hey!! It... it's Abril!! Trent!! What you two doing here?!
Trent: I know it's been years. Someone told us, it's time to go old school?
Oblivion: HELL YEA!!! WAR IS COMING UP!!
Keith: We need to leave!! Or unless, you wanna stay.
Oblivion: Let's get the Hell out of here!!
The group proceeds to break the shackles and handcuffs. The group leaves the room.
Police officer: You there stop!!
Oblivion and the rest run out of the police station.
Oblivion: Forget the car. It was stolen anyways.
Keith: I have the van. I think, Oblivion you need to lay low, for awhile. I know you have WAR to prepare for. You NEED to make a couple of statements. You can wait, for a day.
**SEVEN DAYS LATER**
Oblivion: FUCK THE POLICE!!! BITCHES, GET READY!!
