Post by Lincoln Harks:Efedding Insider on Sept 25, 2015 5:46:08 GMT -5
EFI EXCLUSIVE
News broke on September 24th, 2015 that WCF Superstar and #BeachKrew hypeman Hunter "Party Train" Updegraff has been placed under arrest by DEA agents in what is being described as "the biggest drug bust in US history since the capture of cocaine kingpin Rafael Talavera". The United States Coastguard intercepted Updegraff aboard a "narco-submarine" off the coast of Louisana, found to be carrying up to nineteen tons of refined MDMA, known commonly as "Ecstasy".
While the DEA has been tight-lipped on the details of the discovery and arrest of the submarine, an anonymous source has described DEA agents to be confused by "the unusual technology and quality of the narco-sub, much largely and more efficiently equipped than any narco-sub ever apprehended". Several members of the CIA were spotted among the DEA agents on the crime scene, following the arrest, and the current location of the submarine is unknown.
When reached for comment, #BeachKrew manager Jimothy Thuggin stated, "The detention and arrest of my Fourth Favorite Earth Child Hunter "Party Train" Updegraff has been illicit, and the charges against him have been largely fabricated. My Fourth Favorite Earth Child is an upstanding member of Earth Society who is charitable, generous, and loyal. #BeachKrew shall work tirelessly in all effort to secure the deliverance of Fourth Favorite Earth Child Hunter Updegraff by any means necessary. Justice shall be served."
WCF.com has removed all references of Updegraff from its website as well as edited its Wikipedia page to remove him from its results, instead replacing his name with "Crispin Wah", a fictional wrestler. On it's non-WCF affiliated website, #BeachKrew has begun offering the sales of "#FreePartyTrain" merchandise, ranging from t-shirts to beer cozies.
-Lincoln Harks
News broke on September 24th, 2015 that WCF Superstar and #BeachKrew hypeman Hunter "Party Train" Updegraff has been placed under arrest by DEA agents in what is being described as "the biggest drug bust in US history since the capture of cocaine kingpin Rafael Talavera". The United States Coastguard intercepted Updegraff aboard a "narco-submarine" off the coast of Louisana, found to be carrying up to nineteen tons of refined MDMA, known commonly as "Ecstasy".
While the DEA has been tight-lipped on the details of the discovery and arrest of the submarine, an anonymous source has described DEA agents to be confused by "the unusual technology and quality of the narco-sub, much largely and more efficiently equipped than any narco-sub ever apprehended". Several members of the CIA were spotted among the DEA agents on the crime scene, following the arrest, and the current location of the submarine is unknown.
When reached for comment, #BeachKrew manager Jimothy Thuggin stated, "The detention and arrest of my Fourth Favorite Earth Child Hunter "Party Train" Updegraff has been illicit, and the charges against him have been largely fabricated. My Fourth Favorite Earth Child is an upstanding member of Earth Society who is charitable, generous, and loyal. #BeachKrew shall work tirelessly in all effort to secure the deliverance of Fourth Favorite Earth Child Hunter Updegraff by any means necessary. Justice shall be served."
WCF.com has removed all references of Updegraff from its website as well as edited its Wikipedia page to remove him from its results, instead replacing his name with "Crispin Wah", a fictional wrestler. On it's non-WCF affiliated website, #BeachKrew has begun offering the sales of "#FreePartyTrain" merchandise, ranging from t-shirts to beer cozies.
-Lincoln Harks
