Rule Breaking (rp 3: give me that hardcore title too)
Sept 24, 2015 14:41:30 GMT -5
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Post by Gemini Battle on Sept 24, 2015 14:41:30 GMT -5
The room is very bright with two chairs in it and nothing else. Gemini Battle stands near one of the chairs.
Gemini
So there’s been a lot of hullabaloo about ‘rules for preparing for War’ and do’s and Don’ts for entering this match.
Well rules are meant to be broken, so I’m going to break two of them now just to spite the people who put these rules in place.
Rule 1: don’t just list the competitors and say why you’re going to beat them.
So in lieu of that I will be doing a response activity where I will be told a word and in few words as possible I will describe how that word makes me feel. The catch is the words being told to me will be the competitors in this match in list format. It will be asked to me by none other than…
Hold on.
Rule 2: Don’t get interviewed by Hank Brown.
Guess who I have asked to help me out here with this…
Hank Brown gets rolled out by a large man. I say ‘rolled out’ because he is tied to a hand truck like Hannibal Lector.
Hank Brown
I said I would help willingly, why did you tie me up?
Gemini
Shut up you sorry excuse for an interviewer, and go down the list.
Hank Brown
Occulo…
Gemini slaps him in the face and calls to have him removed.
Gemini
UGH. How annoying can a guy’s voice be. Whoever said not to do a Hank Brown Interview… you were right. That was the worst 15 seconds of my life! I’ll do the word response activity myself.
*ahem*
Occulo- too soon
Celeste-Never soon enough
Joseph Vacher- who?
Andre Jenson- Who?
Gunther Blythe- Poor Man’s Dexter Radcliffe
Dexter Radcliffe- Rich Man’s Gunther something
Jimmy Anderson- penis joke
Richie Valentine- Another penis joke
Andre Jenson- Harry Potter
LA Kush- Pothead
Jeff Danger- He forgot his last name
Rico Rojas- meet LA Kush
Austin Adams-Concubine
Sandy Coconutz- Vagina joke
Wolf- AWOOOOO
Conall Darrow MacNeill- Haggis
Legion- Bacon
Hunter Thompson- Overrated author
Bad News Benson- Bad News Brown
Cormack MacNeill- England’s Bitch
Waylon Cash- Wailin’ in agony after I kick his ass.
Riddlebox- Professor E Nygma
Dustin Beaver- Vagina
Cletus T Clyde- Fat
Wade Moor- Fat
Billy- Fattest
Caliban- boring as shit
Los Tiburones- toothless shark
Derek Moreno- Where have you been?
Vic Venable- not as good as brother
Doug Murdock- Not as good as brother
John Gable- ready willing and Gable to take it in the butt
Jay Omega- What comes after omega… nothing.
David Sanchez- evil baker
Adam Young- you know you’re a redneck when your brother is also your brother in law
Night Rider- sleepsville
Teo del Sol- gym rat… more like gym toad
KL Henson- luxurious hair
Kyle Kemp: best at sucking
Spencer Adams- Second best at sucking/ always second to Kyle Kemp.
Logan- Hotdog
Thomas Bates- boring as shit… always loses
Jackson White- Portuguese embarrassment
Zombie McMorris- Is gonna lose twice this week.
Alex Richards- Fat
Ultimate Destroyer- confidence issues
Torture- to watch or listen to talk
Denise D’Evil- concubine
Jeff Purse- Bicycles
Oblivion- gonna kick his ass worse than he did me
Gemini Battle- War Winner
If I missed you, it means you don’t matter.
50 fucking people… what the hell!
Doesn’t matter if it’s 50 or 1000 because…
I win.
