Post by Danny Vice on Jan 20, 2007 14:41:15 GMT -5
The scene opens in the center of a crowd at a Justin Timberlake concert. Janie and Danny Vice are front and center, just meters away from the pop superstar. Janie is decked out head to to in Timberlake merchandise, while Danny stands impatiently in the center of the crowd in his long fur coat, black jeans, and dragon RVCA t-shirt. Clearly unhappy with the predicament he has been put in, Danny is constantly checking his watch, planning his escape from his personal hell. He screams over the music to converse with his sister.
Danny Vice: Why is The Vagrant stuck at this place?
Janie Vice: I haven't the slightest idea why you came, Danny. You said you didn't want me to go alone so I got you a ticket.
Justin Timberlake: I've been around the world / Seen a million hunnies / Really special girls / Gave all my time and money.
Danny Vice: What the hell does that even mean? There's no way that guy can pull chicks like The Vagrant.
Janie Vice: Are you kidding? Justin is the ultimate ladies man. I'd give anything to just hang out with him, let alone be with him.
Danny Vice: That guy? He looks like Skyler Striker in drag. He has an equally inflated ego as Thunder, with less talent. Homosexuals wouldn't even f*ck him with Seth Lerch's d*ck.
Justin Timberlake: Don't need no Maybelline / 'Cause you a beauty queen / Don't need no L'oreal / 'Cause b*tch you're bad as hell / If I'm a Casanova? / Then you're a supernova.
Janie Vice: You're just jealous Danny.
Danny Vice: Jealous? You think The Vagrant is jealous of that guy? Have you seen his latest movie? He is living proof that only a real man, like The Vagrant, can cover his body in tattoos and not look like an incredible and absolute joke. If there is anything The Vagrant is jealous of, it is that Jack of Blades can absolutely ramble on without the semblance of a rational thought, wrestle like a serial murderer, and be given a World Title and Tag Title shot a mere two weeks apart. The Vagrant might be jealous that Reckless Jack thinks his apparent departure from the WCF is newsworthy, when everyone knows he will return for the ump-teenth time. The only man the Vagrant is jealous of, is The Greatest, and that, goes without saying.
Janie Vice: All this was just a ploy for you to somehow incorporate your match this week and try to ruin my concert. Somehow in all of that, you left out Logan. You're so selfish.
Danny Vice: Selfish? If anyone is selfish, it is Logan. Using his point of leadership of the Team of Treachery all this point as a launching point for his fading career. The man lost it years ago, yet he uses the talents of great up and coming stars like The Vagrant, and true champions like JJ Biggs, as a stepladder to remain in the Main Event picture. Logan held everyone back all that time, if anyone is selfish it is he.
Janie Vice rolls her eyes with disgust at her brothers lunacy, daring to mock the hall of famer.
Justin Timberlake: Damn Girl / Damn Girl / Damn Girl / Damn Girl / Damn Girl / Damn.
Danny Vice: That's enough of this idiot.
Danny climbs over the barricade, hits a security guard with the Outkast superkick, then jumps onto stage. He catches an unaware Timberlake with a kick to the midsection, followed by Rejection. The entire arena falls silent, until the only sound that can be heard is the collective tears of 14,000 teenage girls. Vice throws up a double SuFi before exiting stage left, all to the sheer shock of his sister, Janie.
Danny Vice: Why is The Vagrant stuck at this place?
Janie Vice: I haven't the slightest idea why you came, Danny. You said you didn't want me to go alone so I got you a ticket.
Justin Timberlake: I've been around the world / Seen a million hunnies / Really special girls / Gave all my time and money.
Danny Vice: What the hell does that even mean? There's no way that guy can pull chicks like The Vagrant.
Janie Vice: Are you kidding? Justin is the ultimate ladies man. I'd give anything to just hang out with him, let alone be with him.
Danny Vice: That guy? He looks like Skyler Striker in drag. He has an equally inflated ego as Thunder, with less talent. Homosexuals wouldn't even f*ck him with Seth Lerch's d*ck.
Justin Timberlake: Don't need no Maybelline / 'Cause you a beauty queen / Don't need no L'oreal / 'Cause b*tch you're bad as hell / If I'm a Casanova? / Then you're a supernova.
Janie Vice: You're just jealous Danny.
Danny Vice: Jealous? You think The Vagrant is jealous of that guy? Have you seen his latest movie? He is living proof that only a real man, like The Vagrant, can cover his body in tattoos and not look like an incredible and absolute joke. If there is anything The Vagrant is jealous of, it is that Jack of Blades can absolutely ramble on without the semblance of a rational thought, wrestle like a serial murderer, and be given a World Title and Tag Title shot a mere two weeks apart. The Vagrant might be jealous that Reckless Jack thinks his apparent departure from the WCF is newsworthy, when everyone knows he will return for the ump-teenth time. The only man the Vagrant is jealous of, is The Greatest, and that, goes without saying.
Janie Vice: All this was just a ploy for you to somehow incorporate your match this week and try to ruin my concert. Somehow in all of that, you left out Logan. You're so selfish.
Danny Vice: Selfish? If anyone is selfish, it is Logan. Using his point of leadership of the Team of Treachery all this point as a launching point for his fading career. The man lost it years ago, yet he uses the talents of great up and coming stars like The Vagrant, and true champions like JJ Biggs, as a stepladder to remain in the Main Event picture. Logan held everyone back all that time, if anyone is selfish it is he.
Janie Vice rolls her eyes with disgust at her brothers lunacy, daring to mock the hall of famer.
Justin Timberlake: Damn Girl / Damn Girl / Damn Girl / Damn Girl / Damn Girl / Damn.
Danny Vice: That's enough of this idiot.
Danny climbs over the barricade, hits a security guard with the Outkast superkick, then jumps onto stage. He catches an unaware Timberlake with a kick to the midsection, followed by Rejection. The entire arena falls silent, until the only sound that can be heard is the collective tears of 14,000 teenage girls. Vice throws up a double SuFi before exiting stage left, all to the sheer shock of his sister, Janie.
