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Post by Deleted on Aug 31, 2015 22:03:19 GMT -5
After almost a month after the accident that sent George "Gonzo" Murdock into the San Francisco Bay, the United States Coast Guard, who took point in the search and rescue attempt, has called off their search due to increasingly foul weather and no further signs of his body recovered since the day of the accident.
At the time, family and close associates had said that he was pursuing a movie opportunity, while spending more time with his family. He is survived by several brothers and sisters, as well as a six year-old daughter. He was 32 years old at the time of the accident.
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Post by David Sanchez on Sept 1, 2015 3:36:44 GMT -5
@kingofplagues:
Have we checked the bottom of Dune's shoe? Or Thomas Bates' taint for that matter?
#LastKnownLocation
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Post by Deleted on Sept 1, 2015 9:34:36 GMT -5
Locals angry at coast guards for leaving such dangerous pollutant in bay...
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Post by David Sanchez on Sept 1, 2015 9:39:40 GMT -5
@kingofplagues:
Breaking News: Aquaman moves to dry land after a failed court appeal against his new insufferable neighbor.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 1, 2015 9:47:34 GMT -5
@kingleukemia
More News: Whole bay to be prosecuted unless it turns in that crime against humanity named Gonzo Murdock!
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Post by Wade Moor on Sept 1, 2015 10:01:31 GMT -5
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The Ocean claims another one. #RIPDeuceMurdock
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Post by David Sanchez on Sept 1, 2015 10:05:44 GMT -5
@kingofplagues:
Coming up on the news at 11: Scarecrow also dies, but who cares right? This guy's been dead for weeks and clearly deserves the screen-time what with all his accompli...
.... BREAKING NEWS: JON CROW PASSES AGED 23.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 1, 2015 10:39:25 GMT -5
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Gonzo's tombstone to contain last words: "Gurgle gurgle, HELP FUCK I'M DROWNING!"
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