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Post by Crow McMorris on Aug 31, 2015 12:18:37 GMT -5
MURDERED MACHINE: WRESTLER “THE SCARECROW” DIES DURING LIVE EVENT. Source: Wreslef1rst. Writer: Chris Lombardi.
WCF Wrestler and Internet Champion, “Scarecrow” was pronounced dead last night during the companies August Event “Revenge”. The wrestler, otherwise known as Jon Crow (23), suffered respiratory failure due to massive internal injuries received after an eighty foot high fall from the stadiums balcony. EMT's on the scene were unable to resuscitate the WCF mainstay, while a police investigation is currently under way to discover the identity of the murder suspect that seemingly pushed the athlete to his death. However; Pennsylvania police spokesman, Nate Gunderson, believes that the controversial decision made by WCF management (without any consultation with the state troopers present) to continue the PPV has contaminated the crime scene, rendering the use of DNA fingerprinting “useless”. “The companies reckless abandonment of established protocols in these matters is a criminal offence”, Continued Gunderson, “By continuing on the event, the Wrestling Championship Federation has actively hampered a murder investigation, and as such, their licence to broadcast will come under immediate and strict review”.
Seth Lerch, head of the WCF, has at this time made no official statement.
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Post by 6ix God on Aug 31, 2015 12:58:43 GMT -5
@sharkweek #pwned
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Post by Alex Richards on Aug 31, 2015 13:04:37 GMT -5
@alexsplayground
You'll get yours Beach Krew...
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Post by Buddy Roman on Aug 31, 2015 13:12:30 GMT -5
I'm going to find the lawyers that Thomas Bates used. I can get Scarecrows corpse a title shot.
Maybe then Dune will have some decent competition.
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Post by Buddy Roman on Aug 31, 2015 13:14:15 GMT -5
I'm sorry ( not sorry) I should be weeping for the death of Corey Scarecrow.. But have a half Tuna On Rye that still needs my attention and some lawyers to call.
#BOOK_IT_DANNO
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Post by Buddy Roman on Aug 31, 2015 13:16:18 GMT -5
This just in. The Kemper arena sends MSG a sympathy card saying:
" NOW YOU KNOW HOW WE FEEL "
Thanks Scarecrow. Now we can never return to the second greatest area in Wrestling...
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