Post by recklessjack on Nov 23, 2006 1:46:29 GMT -5
We open up with Reckless Jack walking around in a Best Buy. He nods at a few employees that he might or might not know. Either way, very friendly. Reckless Jack walks to the DVD section and begins to look through them as he notice he has a cart in tow as well. He puts a few of the new releases into the cart, probably adding to the already massive library of DVDs. He gets past the new section and gets to the wrestling DVDs now. Reckless Jack puts in a few of another company that holds their shows down south. Has the same initials of "Tits and Ass." Then he notices out of the corner of his eye, a Full Impact Pro DVD. For those not in the know, Full Impact Pro DVDs are very rare to find in some stores so he quickly puts that in the cart. So after looking at the DVDs, Reckless Jack ambles his way to the music section. He doesn't take long as he grabs the new Killswitch Engage CD and leaves that area. Now we find him in the video games section. He scoffs at the price of the PS3 and goes over to the Wii. He notices that there is a demo game and such at the end. Reckless Jack picks up the Wiimote and starts the game. The game... Legend of Zelda!!! Reckless Jack is trying to handle the Wiimote and stuff. He swings and knocks over a stack of Gamecube games. Most of the employees just shrug, not really caring about Gamecube.
Reckless Jack: Sorry
Reckless Jack swings again and this time, he ends up backhanding an old man. The man falls over onto the already knocked over stack of Gamecube games. The old man clutches his hip.
Old Man: Ow! My hip!!!
Reckless Jack quickly puts down the Wiimote and grabs a nearby Wii from a standish looking deal. He grabs a few of the launch titles and proceeds to the checkout lane. In a surprise, there is hardly anyone in line so it looks as if this won't take that long. The old man is back on his feet and is looking around for the young hooligan that broke his hip. However, when he tries to walk, he just falls back over as the employees finally take notice and start to laugh at the old man. Talk about service with a smile. Back in the checkout lane, Reckless Jack has reached the checkout area itself. He places all of his items onto the counter as the employee, a female, aged about 24 years and quite the looker, attempts to make small talk with Reckless Jack.
Check Out Hottie: How are you today?
Reckless Jack: Doing quite fine thank you. Busy here today?
Check Out Hottie: In spurts. Otherwise, it has been quite boring.
Reckless Jack: Ah, I see.
A silence falls over the two before it is broken again.
Check Out Hottie: Wow, you got a lot of stuff in your cart.
Reckless Jack: Yeah, I got money to spend for a while so it's nothing to me really.
Check Out Hottie: Oh, what do you do if you don't mind me asking...
Reckless Jack: I wrestle professionally.
Check Out Hottie: Oh, like that WWE stuff?
Reckless Jack: ...Yes but only way better. In fact, this Sunday I got a show on Pay Per View. You should order it.
Check Out Hottie: What is it?
Reckless Jack: WCF Revenge.
Check Out Hottie: You work for WCF, my boyfriend watches you guys all the time!
Reckless Jack: Well, that's great to hear that we have more and more fans. I hope he enjoys the show.
Check Out Hottie: He already has it ordered.
Reckless Jack: Wow, that's pretty early.
Check Out Hottie: He told me with the matches that this show has, he really can't afford not to see it.
Reckless Jack: He tell you what he wants to see the most?
Check Out Hottie: Uh, I think something about torturing death or something.
Reckless Jack looks around.
Reckless Jack: You mean Creeping Death and Torture?
Check Out Hottie: Yeah, that's it.
Reckless Jack: Well, really can't blame him as that is the main event for the whole show. A TLC match to boot. Should be a classic one for sure.
Check Out Hottie: Who do you wrestle?
Reckless Jack: Logan...
Check Out Hottie: Is he the one that constantly calls people boudle and makes no sense in general?
Reckless Jack: That would be the guy. Don't get me wrong, he was the face of WCF like five years ago and stuff but now, he is just trying to cling onto his old spot, you know?
Check Out Hottie: Not really...
Reckless Jack: Well anyways...
Check Out Hottie: Shut up!
Reckless Jack: Err... what now?
Check Out Hottie: Shut up you boudle!
Reckless Jack: Bit of a Logan fan are we?
Check Out Hottie: No, just messing around.
The silence fills the air again as she finally gets done scanning all the items.
Check Out Hottie: Anything else?
Reckless Jack: Nope, this'll do me.
She presses the total button on the register.
Check Out Hottie: Your total is $578.94.
Reckless Jack hands her a card... a credit card! They complete the transaction as he gets his card back along with his stuff. There are about four or five bags as he walks out the door. He gets to his car and puts everything in the back.
Reckless Jack: Feels cold out here... oh well, can't be warm all the time. Just like we all can't be sane all the time either. Logan, I saw you standing in line, waiting for the overhyped and overpriced Playstation 3. Your search failed much like you have in the ring as of late. Save for a few matches against no names like that one Casey guy you faced on Slam a couple of weeks back, who have you really faced? No one at all. Hellimination really shouldn't count as you know... you really didn't win all that fairly. Sure you can say that you helped in the New Dynasty but that is between Torture and Creeping Death later on at Revenge. Logan, this is about who is the better man between us. Everytime we have stepped into the ring together, we have gone out and gave the fans a show they have never forgotten. Our first time in the ring together as opponents was Till Death Do Us Part. You remember what happened, I pinned Creeping Death for the title you held oh so dearly to you. Since then, WCF has never been the same. I made the change from this being Logan's playground to a place where people viewed you as beatable. Guys like Dake Ken hightailed it out of here for quite a while because they thought you couldn't lose in any capacity. But you did Logan, you lost at Till Death Do Us Part. May not show up in the record books as you getting pinned but you lost your pride that day. You lost it all that day.
Reckless Jack opens the driver's side door and sits down in it.
Reckless Jack: Logan, people never happen overnight. It took me two years of hard work, determination to get where I am here in WCF. I never started at the top. I had to earn my way into the top of the WCF cards. I had to work for two years to gain the trust of WCF but then as we all know, I pissed it away because I didn't care anymore. Take the first offical one on one match we had on the March 19th Slam. We went to a 30 minute time limit draw that saw us do everything in our power to win that match but nothing worked for either of us. You couldn't claim that you beat me but at the same time, I still really couldn't claimed I beat you. So we went our seperate ways for about a month or so. During that span, I lost the World Title to Outcast and then lost to Bobby Cario. Then we faced off at Payback. You billed yourself as King Logan because you were the "Owner" of WCF for a few months. But do you remember what you had to do in that match Logan? It took three Connectors to keep me down in that match. You knew that you couldn't pin me because, let's face it, you just don't have the same strength that you used to have. You don't have the same technical skills either. You are on the downside of your career Logan, we all know it for a fact that it took a lot to keep me down at Payback and for good reason.
Reckless Jack places the keys in the ignition.
Reckless Jack: Then a few weeks ago at "XIII" I finally pinned you. Something that guys like Creeping Death and Torture can say. Guys like Outcast will always try for. I was able to pin the almighty Logan in the center of the ring for the win and a monkey off my back. The way I see it Logan, I do get the best of you in every situation. Even when you can beat me, you have to do everything in your power to do so. Most guys would never dare to kick out of one Connector, much less two. Oh and that third was off the top rope basically. So Logan, you can take this I am better then thou bullshit and stick it up your ass. Logan, in most people's eyes, you do or did have respect. But what have you done to earn it lately? That's right, basically nothing. Myself on the other hand, I defeated two former World Champions in the span of three weeks in great matches. I earn my respect everytime I go out to the ring and entertain the fans that are starting to warm up to me. But if you do beat me, who is to say you will face Torture at One? You heard it yourself, this match is not for the Number One Contendership. No, this is all about pride and who the better man is.
Reckless Jack starts his car.
Reckless Jack: You see Logan, if anyone should be in the main event of One, it should be me. I have been on both One shows in the history of WCF. Sure I won and lost there but I have the honor of saying I was there for those magical nights both times. You can't say that because last time WCF held a One event, you were on the couch, gaining weight because you got your ass fired for acting like a total dickhead backstage. While you were on the couch eating twinkes and calling your dog a boudle, I was tearing down the house with Nate Nytro, when he was motivated not the Nate Nytro that you all know today. But just like your search for the PS3, your match with me at Revenge will end in failure Logan. You know in your heart that you can't ever attain what you once were. You can act like it but it just isn't there. At Revenge, Logan, this will be a classic, I have no doubt about that. But all the Connectors in the world won't be able to beat me this time.
Reckless Jack starts the car and drives off...
Reckless Jack: Sorry
Reckless Jack swings again and this time, he ends up backhanding an old man. The man falls over onto the already knocked over stack of Gamecube games. The old man clutches his hip.
Old Man: Ow! My hip!!!
Reckless Jack quickly puts down the Wiimote and grabs a nearby Wii from a standish looking deal. He grabs a few of the launch titles and proceeds to the checkout lane. In a surprise, there is hardly anyone in line so it looks as if this won't take that long. The old man is back on his feet and is looking around for the young hooligan that broke his hip. However, when he tries to walk, he just falls back over as the employees finally take notice and start to laugh at the old man. Talk about service with a smile. Back in the checkout lane, Reckless Jack has reached the checkout area itself. He places all of his items onto the counter as the employee, a female, aged about 24 years and quite the looker, attempts to make small talk with Reckless Jack.
Check Out Hottie: How are you today?
Reckless Jack: Doing quite fine thank you. Busy here today?
Check Out Hottie: In spurts. Otherwise, it has been quite boring.
Reckless Jack: Ah, I see.
A silence falls over the two before it is broken again.
Check Out Hottie: Wow, you got a lot of stuff in your cart.
Reckless Jack: Yeah, I got money to spend for a while so it's nothing to me really.
Check Out Hottie: Oh, what do you do if you don't mind me asking...
Reckless Jack: I wrestle professionally.
Check Out Hottie: Oh, like that WWE stuff?
Reckless Jack: ...Yes but only way better. In fact, this Sunday I got a show on Pay Per View. You should order it.
Check Out Hottie: What is it?
Reckless Jack: WCF Revenge.
Check Out Hottie: You work for WCF, my boyfriend watches you guys all the time!
Reckless Jack: Well, that's great to hear that we have more and more fans. I hope he enjoys the show.
Check Out Hottie: He already has it ordered.
Reckless Jack: Wow, that's pretty early.
Check Out Hottie: He told me with the matches that this show has, he really can't afford not to see it.
Reckless Jack: He tell you what he wants to see the most?
Check Out Hottie: Uh, I think something about torturing death or something.
Reckless Jack looks around.
Reckless Jack: You mean Creeping Death and Torture?
Check Out Hottie: Yeah, that's it.
Reckless Jack: Well, really can't blame him as that is the main event for the whole show. A TLC match to boot. Should be a classic one for sure.
Check Out Hottie: Who do you wrestle?
Reckless Jack: Logan...
Check Out Hottie: Is he the one that constantly calls people boudle and makes no sense in general?
Reckless Jack: That would be the guy. Don't get me wrong, he was the face of WCF like five years ago and stuff but now, he is just trying to cling onto his old spot, you know?
Check Out Hottie: Not really...
Reckless Jack: Well anyways...
Check Out Hottie: Shut up!
Reckless Jack: Err... what now?
Check Out Hottie: Shut up you boudle!
Reckless Jack: Bit of a Logan fan are we?
Check Out Hottie: No, just messing around.
The silence fills the air again as she finally gets done scanning all the items.
Check Out Hottie: Anything else?
Reckless Jack: Nope, this'll do me.
She presses the total button on the register.
Check Out Hottie: Your total is $578.94.
Reckless Jack hands her a card... a credit card! They complete the transaction as he gets his card back along with his stuff. There are about four or five bags as he walks out the door. He gets to his car and puts everything in the back.
Reckless Jack: Feels cold out here... oh well, can't be warm all the time. Just like we all can't be sane all the time either. Logan, I saw you standing in line, waiting for the overhyped and overpriced Playstation 3. Your search failed much like you have in the ring as of late. Save for a few matches against no names like that one Casey guy you faced on Slam a couple of weeks back, who have you really faced? No one at all. Hellimination really shouldn't count as you know... you really didn't win all that fairly. Sure you can say that you helped in the New Dynasty but that is between Torture and Creeping Death later on at Revenge. Logan, this is about who is the better man between us. Everytime we have stepped into the ring together, we have gone out and gave the fans a show they have never forgotten. Our first time in the ring together as opponents was Till Death Do Us Part. You remember what happened, I pinned Creeping Death for the title you held oh so dearly to you. Since then, WCF has never been the same. I made the change from this being Logan's playground to a place where people viewed you as beatable. Guys like Dake Ken hightailed it out of here for quite a while because they thought you couldn't lose in any capacity. But you did Logan, you lost at Till Death Do Us Part. May not show up in the record books as you getting pinned but you lost your pride that day. You lost it all that day.
Reckless Jack opens the driver's side door and sits down in it.
Reckless Jack: Logan, people never happen overnight. It took me two years of hard work, determination to get where I am here in WCF. I never started at the top. I had to earn my way into the top of the WCF cards. I had to work for two years to gain the trust of WCF but then as we all know, I pissed it away because I didn't care anymore. Take the first offical one on one match we had on the March 19th Slam. We went to a 30 minute time limit draw that saw us do everything in our power to win that match but nothing worked for either of us. You couldn't claim that you beat me but at the same time, I still really couldn't claimed I beat you. So we went our seperate ways for about a month or so. During that span, I lost the World Title to Outcast and then lost to Bobby Cario. Then we faced off at Payback. You billed yourself as King Logan because you were the "Owner" of WCF for a few months. But do you remember what you had to do in that match Logan? It took three Connectors to keep me down in that match. You knew that you couldn't pin me because, let's face it, you just don't have the same strength that you used to have. You don't have the same technical skills either. You are on the downside of your career Logan, we all know it for a fact that it took a lot to keep me down at Payback and for good reason.
Reckless Jack places the keys in the ignition.
Reckless Jack: Then a few weeks ago at "XIII" I finally pinned you. Something that guys like Creeping Death and Torture can say. Guys like Outcast will always try for. I was able to pin the almighty Logan in the center of the ring for the win and a monkey off my back. The way I see it Logan, I do get the best of you in every situation. Even when you can beat me, you have to do everything in your power to do so. Most guys would never dare to kick out of one Connector, much less two. Oh and that third was off the top rope basically. So Logan, you can take this I am better then thou bullshit and stick it up your ass. Logan, in most people's eyes, you do or did have respect. But what have you done to earn it lately? That's right, basically nothing. Myself on the other hand, I defeated two former World Champions in the span of three weeks in great matches. I earn my respect everytime I go out to the ring and entertain the fans that are starting to warm up to me. But if you do beat me, who is to say you will face Torture at One? You heard it yourself, this match is not for the Number One Contendership. No, this is all about pride and who the better man is.
Reckless Jack starts his car.
Reckless Jack: You see Logan, if anyone should be in the main event of One, it should be me. I have been on both One shows in the history of WCF. Sure I won and lost there but I have the honor of saying I was there for those magical nights both times. You can't say that because last time WCF held a One event, you were on the couch, gaining weight because you got your ass fired for acting like a total dickhead backstage. While you were on the couch eating twinkes and calling your dog a boudle, I was tearing down the house with Nate Nytro, when he was motivated not the Nate Nytro that you all know today. But just like your search for the PS3, your match with me at Revenge will end in failure Logan. You know in your heart that you can't ever attain what you once were. You can act like it but it just isn't there. At Revenge, Logan, this will be a classic, I have no doubt about that. But all the Connectors in the world won't be able to beat me this time.
Reckless Jack starts the car and drives off...
