Post by "The Wolf" Conrad Howell on Oct 3, 2006 20:10:51 GMT -5
(We open our scene once again to the Slaughtered Lamb Bar, which has been summarily trashed thanks to the Sick Individuals Party. The Party seems to have barely ended, as one or two people stumble out the door, and into the very harsh daylight. Many other people are still there, passed out wherever they landed, whether it be on a bar, a table, or in the case of Wee Lad, the interior of a deer antler chandelier (don't ask us how the midget bartender got there, we do not know either...)
We find our drunken heroes all pretty much passed out where we left them. Conrad and Shanon are curled up together on one of the booths, while Chad is face down on the table we left him at, snoring like a chainsaw. Suddenly a THUD is heard in the bar...it is Wee Lad, falling out of the chandelier. He jumps up, looking around to see what happened, sees the carnage, shrugs, and flips on the TV. The TV blares to life with a commercial for the next WCF show. The volume is up WAY to loud (to be heard over the party from the night before...) and immediately wakes everyone up with a start. Conrad and Shanon bump heads, as Chad fires up with a pool of drool on the table in front of him. Conrad looks at the TV, then to Wee Lad...)
DUDE...turn that DOWN!
(Wee Lad quickly goes for the remote, and turns it to a non roar level, as the announcers go through the matches...) [/i]
The Unholy Alliance vs Sick Individuals
Despite a great effort, the Sick Individuals were unable to win the Tag Team Titles. One man DID get a win, however, and that man was Thunder, having won the People's Title. He's now teaming with newcomer Brian Cage. Will this new team step up, or will the Sick Individuals take out their frustration and be too much to handle? [/b]
(Chad wipes off his mouth and lets out a yawn, before taking a drink of the warm beer in front of him. He slams the now empty glass down onto the table and looks over to Conrad and Shanon.) [/color]
So that is what they have in store for us eh? Typical disrespect for the Uncrowned Tag Champions of the World. They should just cancel that and book us for a belt ceremony, and save themselves the time of dragging out the inevitable.
(Conrad stands up and stretches a bit, as Shanon readjusts her outfit.) [/color]
Well, they have to go through the motions you know, no one has the foresight like we do to just give us the titles. All that thinking would hurt guys like Biggs.
And with that head injury of his, we don't want to add to THAT!
(Both Sick Individuals chuckle at the joke, and then react in pain to the obvious hangovers they both have. )
OW...my friggin head. I always thought it was beer before liquor?
No dude, liquor before beer, never fear, beer before liquor, never sicker.
Damn, I knew I had that mixed up after the first 12 pack. Damn. Oh well, I should have more than sobered up by the time we get to the match, good thing we are fighting The Unholy Alliance...I guess Thunder decided he couldn�t beat us in the 3 way dance, so why not get a tag partner and try to lessen the embarrassment? Sad really.
Well, if you can't beat them, find someone who will team with you to get pinned for you. It's great to see that we get to go back to the bottom of the barrel with the UNHOLY ALLIANCE, another original name. Who are our opponents again?
That would be Thunder and a Brian Cage.
(Conrad looks around not fully awake)[/color]
Thunder Cage? Isn't that a movie with that Mel guy?
No dumbass that was Thunderdome.
Oh. Good, I'd hate for them to have to stoop to that.
(Conrad pauses for a moment, looking confused)[/color]
Oh well, why are we fighting Xavier St. Cloud and James Horton from Highlander the Series?
It's Thunder and Brian Cage not some TV show that's been off the air for years.
Whoever, once I wake up I still wont care who they are. Come this Sunday it's going to be another Quick Drop with a Sudden Stop, because we are the Sick Individuals and True Tag Team Champions.
(Conrad Grab a glass near his and lifts in up, and take a drink not realizing it was empty.)
Why the hell are we fighting two no talent hacks after being in the tag title match that we did not even get pinned in? Shouldn't we be getting a shot against just the tag champs? Not the champs and some other team, and surely not against ThunderCage. HA!
(Conrad starts to hum the Pinky and the Brain theme)
Their Thunder and the Cage.
Yes Thunder and the Cage
One is an idiot the other's just lame.
Their twilight campaign
Is easy to explain
They're tying to stop
The rumors that their Gay, Gay, Gay, Gay, Gay, Gay
Yes their Thunder and Cage. Narf!
(As Chad and Conrad laugh at the last joke, Shanon takes notice of something on a nearby table.)
Guys...what is that?
(All 3 are now looking at what she is pointing at, it is the camera that is filming all of what they have said.)
Aw man, that is a CAMERA!
The dude from the WCF must have drank too much and passed out, and he left the CAMERA ON!
All of this wasn't supposed to be seen!! That was off camera, personal things we said! This isn't some PROMO, this is our real LIVES! Stop invading our personal SPACE!! Do you think we enjoy showing you the personal parts of our lives?? This is SO out of character for us...DAMMIT!
No worries, I can fix it...
(Sudden the low batter starts to flash on the screen as Conrad is running toward the camera. He then leaps boot first, flying into the camera shot, but stop before hitting the camera. He then turn and lifts his kilt as the camera suddenly shift to static...) [/color]
We find our drunken heroes all pretty much passed out where we left them. Conrad and Shanon are curled up together on one of the booths, while Chad is face down on the table we left him at, snoring like a chainsaw. Suddenly a THUD is heard in the bar...it is Wee Lad, falling out of the chandelier. He jumps up, looking around to see what happened, sees the carnage, shrugs, and flips on the TV. The TV blares to life with a commercial for the next WCF show. The volume is up WAY to loud (to be heard over the party from the night before...) and immediately wakes everyone up with a start. Conrad and Shanon bump heads, as Chad fires up with a pool of drool on the table in front of him. Conrad looks at the TV, then to Wee Lad...)
DUDE...turn that DOWN!
(Wee Lad quickly goes for the remote, and turns it to a non roar level, as the announcers go through the matches...) [/i]
The Unholy Alliance vs Sick Individuals
Despite a great effort, the Sick Individuals were unable to win the Tag Team Titles. One man DID get a win, however, and that man was Thunder, having won the People's Title. He's now teaming with newcomer Brian Cage. Will this new team step up, or will the Sick Individuals take out their frustration and be too much to handle? [/b]
(Chad wipes off his mouth and lets out a yawn, before taking a drink of the warm beer in front of him. He slams the now empty glass down onto the table and looks over to Conrad and Shanon.) [/color]
So that is what they have in store for us eh? Typical disrespect for the Uncrowned Tag Champions of the World. They should just cancel that and book us for a belt ceremony, and save themselves the time of dragging out the inevitable.
(Conrad stands up and stretches a bit, as Shanon readjusts her outfit.) [/color]
Well, they have to go through the motions you know, no one has the foresight like we do to just give us the titles. All that thinking would hurt guys like Biggs.
And with that head injury of his, we don't want to add to THAT!
(Both Sick Individuals chuckle at the joke, and then react in pain to the obvious hangovers they both have. )
OW...my friggin head. I always thought it was beer before liquor?
No dude, liquor before beer, never fear, beer before liquor, never sicker.
Damn, I knew I had that mixed up after the first 12 pack. Damn. Oh well, I should have more than sobered up by the time we get to the match, good thing we are fighting The Unholy Alliance...I guess Thunder decided he couldn�t beat us in the 3 way dance, so why not get a tag partner and try to lessen the embarrassment? Sad really.
Well, if you can't beat them, find someone who will team with you to get pinned for you. It's great to see that we get to go back to the bottom of the barrel with the UNHOLY ALLIANCE, another original name. Who are our opponents again?
That would be Thunder and a Brian Cage.
(Conrad looks around not fully awake)[/color]
Thunder Cage? Isn't that a movie with that Mel guy?
No dumbass that was Thunderdome.
Oh. Good, I'd hate for them to have to stoop to that.
(Conrad pauses for a moment, looking confused)[/color]
Oh well, why are we fighting Xavier St. Cloud and James Horton from Highlander the Series?
It's Thunder and Brian Cage not some TV show that's been off the air for years.
Whoever, once I wake up I still wont care who they are. Come this Sunday it's going to be another Quick Drop with a Sudden Stop, because we are the Sick Individuals and True Tag Team Champions.
(Conrad Grab a glass near his and lifts in up, and take a drink not realizing it was empty.)
Why the hell are we fighting two no talent hacks after being in the tag title match that we did not even get pinned in? Shouldn't we be getting a shot against just the tag champs? Not the champs and some other team, and surely not against ThunderCage. HA!
(Conrad starts to hum the Pinky and the Brain theme)
Their Thunder and the Cage.
Yes Thunder and the Cage
One is an idiot the other's just lame.
Their twilight campaign
Is easy to explain
They're tying to stop
The rumors that their Gay, Gay, Gay, Gay, Gay, Gay
Yes their Thunder and Cage. Narf!
(As Chad and Conrad laugh at the last joke, Shanon takes notice of something on a nearby table.)
Guys...what is that?
(All 3 are now looking at what she is pointing at, it is the camera that is filming all of what they have said.)
Aw man, that is a CAMERA!
The dude from the WCF must have drank too much and passed out, and he left the CAMERA ON!
All of this wasn't supposed to be seen!! That was off camera, personal things we said! This isn't some PROMO, this is our real LIVES! Stop invading our personal SPACE!! Do you think we enjoy showing you the personal parts of our lives?? This is SO out of character for us...DAMMIT!
No worries, I can fix it...
(Sudden the low batter starts to flash on the screen as Conrad is running toward the camera. He then leaps boot first, flying into the camera shot, but stop before hitting the camera. He then turn and lifts his kilt as the camera suddenly shift to static...) [/color]
