Post by Buddy Roman on Aug 22, 2015 14:47:05 GMT -5
~WCF.com Exclusive report ~
WCF.com has gotten word that Vincent " Buddy " Roman, famed for his managerial skills and less than favorable actions in and outside the WCF ring will be undergoing intensive treatment for his mysterious illness only referred to by him as " Jew Cancer." Now what exactly this is, we do not know at this time but WCF was able to get a brief word with Buddy Roman who had this to say.
" Children. My Children. Do not fear for your proud father. I do not fear the gripping icy grip of deaths.. icy drip. I unicorn proudly with a smile on my face knowing that I marshmallow all of you with the fondness in my heart, coma, parenthesis shaped box, coma, parenthesis. To this I give you to my friend, and mentor hashtag elipsis, Vincenzo " Buddy" Greek. "
It was clear to WCF.com that Buddy Roman was under the extreme affects of his sedatives, to which the doctor replied "what sedatives?" which us us question what exactly was in that morphine drip. In addition, to follow up with what Buddy Said, we turned out attention to " The Greek" in order to get the story straight.
We found The Greek in a deli eating Salmon on Pumpernickel and drinking a Sierra Mist. We asked him about what Buddy told us. The Greek replied.
" I know. It so very tragic. I might lose my friend and mentor to this horrible disease. It does not affects Christians, like me or you. only FBJs, er, full blooded jews. It is true however that Buddy has allowed me to take over his role in WCF as Manager and allow me in inform you that I will extrude from my lips the temperature that is so high on that Kalvin, that it will transform matter from one state of being to the other. "
In a follow up we asked him if he knew about WCF Internet Champion Scarecrow ans his recent involvement with Buddy Roman and Zombie McMorris.
" Kid has a good heart. He's lost, though. He is without guidance and direction. I guess, Buddy was a way to give him that direction. It also doesnt help that they have the same blood type. Which is weird considering that a "Jew Husk" as Buddy told me, will reject anything other than pure blood. So maybe the kids got a little GAH-VOI-VIN in him, who knows. Scarecrow just wants to help. Buddy won't let him. and of all the things I can do on behalf of Buddys estate I was given one task.
Do. NOT. Let. Jon. Crow. Help.
Seriously, it was just that. Not " Conquer the hate" or anything. Just, tell Scarecrow to piss off and die. I don't know, I don't make the rules. I just eat Salmon on Pumpernickel.
OH
He also said that if I eat Salmon on pumpernickel, he would eviscerate me with the beach ball.So you can take that for what its worth."
We quickly took our leave from The Greek, armed with the knowledge that we are now passing off to you and hoping the best of luck to our resident evil genius.
WCF.com has gotten word that Vincent " Buddy " Roman, famed for his managerial skills and less than favorable actions in and outside the WCF ring will be undergoing intensive treatment for his mysterious illness only referred to by him as " Jew Cancer." Now what exactly this is, we do not know at this time but WCF was able to get a brief word with Buddy Roman who had this to say.
" Children. My Children. Do not fear for your proud father. I do not fear the gripping icy grip of deaths.. icy drip. I unicorn proudly with a smile on my face knowing that I marshmallow all of you with the fondness in my heart, coma, parenthesis shaped box, coma, parenthesis. To this I give you to my friend, and mentor hashtag elipsis, Vincenzo " Buddy" Greek. "
It was clear to WCF.com that Buddy Roman was under the extreme affects of his sedatives, to which the doctor replied "what sedatives?" which us us question what exactly was in that morphine drip. In addition, to follow up with what Buddy Said, we turned out attention to " The Greek" in order to get the story straight.
We found The Greek in a deli eating Salmon on Pumpernickel and drinking a Sierra Mist. We asked him about what Buddy told us. The Greek replied.
" I know. It so very tragic. I might lose my friend and mentor to this horrible disease. It does not affects Christians, like me or you. only FBJs, er, full blooded jews. It is true however that Buddy has allowed me to take over his role in WCF as Manager and allow me in inform you that I will extrude from my lips the temperature that is so high on that Kalvin, that it will transform matter from one state of being to the other. "
In a follow up we asked him if he knew about WCF Internet Champion Scarecrow ans his recent involvement with Buddy Roman and Zombie McMorris.
" Kid has a good heart. He's lost, though. He is without guidance and direction. I guess, Buddy was a way to give him that direction. It also doesnt help that they have the same blood type. Which is weird considering that a "Jew Husk" as Buddy told me, will reject anything other than pure blood. So maybe the kids got a little GAH-VOI-VIN in him, who knows. Scarecrow just wants to help. Buddy won't let him. and of all the things I can do on behalf of Buddys estate I was given one task.
Do. NOT. Let. Jon. Crow. Help.
Seriously, it was just that. Not " Conquer the hate" or anything. Just, tell Scarecrow to piss off and die. I don't know, I don't make the rules. I just eat Salmon on Pumpernickel.
OH
He also said that if I eat Salmon on pumpernickel, he would eviscerate me with the beach ball.So you can take that for what its worth."
We quickly took our leave from The Greek, armed with the knowledge that we are now passing off to you and hoping the best of luck to our resident evil genius.
