Post by Jack of Blades on Mar 14, 2007 17:14:58 GMT -5
"As I was using one hundred dollars bills to remove the clinging remnants of excrement from an epic bowel movement and place them in the porcelain bowl, something of note happened. As I was staining the image of Benjamin Franklin brown, I began to smell something odd. Having already emptied my guts down the toilet bowl and covered my scent with intense perfume fragrances, I realized that I must not be catching the scent of my own liquid diarrhea. No, it was a gas leak. A gas leakage that would soon cause me to topple over and convulse in blissful harmony. As the gas polluted my lungs, the psychotropic effect began to pull into play. Through whiffs of propane I was taken into the front seat of a celestial theatre. Within moments I had witnessed the birth of the universe and its untimely death. Heard a thousand screams and a hundred laughs. Died a million times, and lived only once (In reality, I died about twice as the poisonous fumes stopped my cold, dead blood-pump.) I was spectator to the ultimate photo album and as I watched all of these fantastical events unfold, I had an a epiphany: I don't have a money. To remedy this problem, I have expanded the WCF into the realm of films. Lacking any sort of research or pragmatic understanding of the genre, I have employed my creative scions that construct my WCF roster to propose the films they always felt the need to make. Below, my dear fans, are the results." - Seth Lerch.
Name of Movie: The Life of Brian (Haze)
Scriptwriter: Brian Haze/King Kennedy/Antonio Styles/Shane Sires/Gayboy 1/Gayboy Dos
Director: AJ Storm (He's the smart one of us.)
Genre: Comedy.
Tagline(s): "Multiple personalities need multiple love."
"The only one man show to feature seven people."
Poster:
"It's an ensemble piece."
Plot:
A face-paint wearing psychotic. A Satan cultist. An ethnic manager. A monarch. A couple of homosexuals. A masochist. A messiah. What do all these people have in common? Well, they share the same body.
Oh yeah, hilarity will ensue as we see Brian Haze, suffering from what can only be classified as horrific schizophrenic weekly episodes, repeatedly changes both character histories and personas because he either disagrees with a decision made by his employers or simply because committing to one identity for two days is a great bore!
With all ninety-two of his personalities on the search for a large diamond in the Serengeti, the race is on for the dominant mentality to become very wealthy. Featuring perhaps the funniest fight scene in movie memory (Haze spends nineteen minutes punching himself in the face), the clever comedy in this sharp film is only rivaled by the humour found in 'Sabrina The Teenage Witch.'
Not only does the script boast a laugh at each turn, but the film itself also provides cutting-edge special effects. With Brian Haze having comparable abilities of transmogrification as to the T-1000, what with him being able to change from a 7-foot behemoth to a tiny luchadore within a moments notice, the movie is all set for some impressive metamorphosis effects. It ends with us all getting crucified while singing 'Always Look On The Bright Side...'
Memorable Quotes:
"I love you." - Gay Member of the Dreamteam Uno.
"I know." Gay Member of the Dreamteam Dos (speaking through Brian Haze's hand.)
Seth's Comments:
"Another example of your unique thinking here, Haze." - 5/10
Name of Movie: The Life of Brian (Haze)
Scriptwriter: Brian Haze/King Kennedy/Antonio Styles/Shane Sires/Gayboy 1/Gayboy Dos
Director: AJ Storm (He's the smart one of us.)
Genre: Comedy.
Tagline(s): "Multiple personalities need multiple love."
"The only one man show to feature seven people."
Poster:
"It's an ensemble piece."
Plot:
A face-paint wearing psychotic. A Satan cultist. An ethnic manager. A monarch. A couple of homosexuals. A masochist. A messiah. What do all these people have in common? Well, they share the same body.
Oh yeah, hilarity will ensue as we see Brian Haze, suffering from what can only be classified as horrific schizophrenic weekly episodes, repeatedly changes both character histories and personas because he either disagrees with a decision made by his employers or simply because committing to one identity for two days is a great bore!
With all ninety-two of his personalities on the search for a large diamond in the Serengeti, the race is on for the dominant mentality to become very wealthy. Featuring perhaps the funniest fight scene in movie memory (Haze spends nineteen minutes punching himself in the face), the clever comedy in this sharp film is only rivaled by the humour found in 'Sabrina The Teenage Witch.'
Not only does the script boast a laugh at each turn, but the film itself also provides cutting-edge special effects. With Brian Haze having comparable abilities of transmogrification as to the T-1000, what with him being able to change from a 7-foot behemoth to a tiny luchadore within a moments notice, the movie is all set for some impressive metamorphosis effects. It ends with us all getting crucified while singing 'Always Look On The Bright Side...'
Memorable Quotes:
"I love you." - Gay Member of the Dreamteam Uno.
"I know." Gay Member of the Dreamteam Dos (speaking through Brian Haze's hand.)
Seth's Comments:
"Another example of your unique thinking here, Haze." - 5/10
