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Post by Joey Flash on Aug 15, 2015 5:31:16 GMT -5
In this thread you post lines from people's shoot that was so hard hitting to you that it gave you that 'DAMN SON' reaction. Let's get it poppin. If you read a roleplay and have this reaction, pop into this thread and give us that shit.
"Are you just sort of trying to imply that you’re a good person? Are you gonna start handing Kyle Steel a note that tells him to remind us all that we should cheer for you?" Spencer Adams
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Post by Wade Moor on Aug 16, 2015 1:40:02 GMT -5
David Sanchez killed it in his first promo! Great job!
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Post by Joey Flash on Aug 16, 2015 3:37:37 GMT -5
David Sanchez killed it in his first promo! Great job! This is for posting specific lines you spaz!!! |
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Post by Crow McMorris on Aug 16, 2015 3:46:27 GMT -5
This is for posting specific lines you spaz!!! - Joey Fly
Sick burn.
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Post by Joey Flash on Aug 16, 2015 4:23:08 GMT -5
David Sanchez killed it in his first promo! Great job! I lambasted you for this pitiful post, then I read Sanchez's shoot, and will now give this post a 'like'. |
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Post by David Sanchez on Aug 16, 2015 6:59:21 GMT -5
Thanking you gentlemen.
We’re all wondering where the “old ZMAC” went. You’ve really let your career dive head first into a pile of shit and you probably spend your free time telling random bartenders about how you’re this badass wrestler who goes out to the ring and really roughs up his opponents and goes out there teaching all these cocky up and comers how it’s done, but end up looking more like the depressed substitute who makes us watch educational videos from the late eighties.
- Spencer Adams
"Devil's Haircut"
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Post by Wade Moor on Aug 16, 2015 10:18:00 GMT -5
David Sanchez killed it in his first promo! Great job! I lambasted you for this pitiful post, then I read Sanchez's shoot, and will now give this post a 'like'. LOL. I was trying to find "that line" but the whole thing was incredible. It was one of those where you had to read the whole thing! |
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Post by David Sanchez on Aug 21, 2015 6:35:49 GMT -5
Refusing to let this thread fall off.
This week so far for me it's been a hybrid of dialogue and harsh description from our resident cunt; Joseph Flash.
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Joey: But shit… maybe Thomas Bates wins!
The crowd laughs; they appreciate sarcastic deadpan comedy as well as anyone.
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JoeJoe's Bizarre Adventure: Phantom Blood
- Joey Flash
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Post by David Sanchez on Aug 25, 2015 6:42:56 GMT -5
You are bland fucking caricature of a 'badass wrestler', you embody everything every fifteen year old creates on WWE 2k15 and those same kids are calling people 'faggots' and attacking their friends at school...or shit maybe they're just Joey Flash fans.
JoeJoe's Bizarre Adventure: Battle Tendancy
- Joey Flash
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Post by Wade Moor on Aug 25, 2015 16:32:59 GMT -5
Lol, they call your sex life Alien vs Predator. That shit had me dyin!!!
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Post by David Sanchez on Aug 26, 2015 2:01:10 GMT -5
Two this Morning:
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"So now you have nothing. A heartless creature who stands by your side and a biological father on the way out due to cancer, and he couldn't give a fuck about you even if you strapped on a pair of tits on you and called yourself Sandy.
- #JustAnotherDeadFuck
Wade "Not Kaz" Moor
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“Bullshit!” says the Italian with the London drawl? Well Allow me to explain it to you; considering WCF was never good at connect the dots with the jobbers.
You walked into the company, I handed you a belt, I made you look good.
Everyone goes nutz. Joey Flash, Joey Flash…
- A Year with No Progress
Dat Honey Badger
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Post by Joey Flash on Aug 27, 2015 13:39:49 GMT -5
Not a shoot, not a screwface, but this had me absolutely fuckin creasing:
"Jackson: When can we start to beat the crap out of some stupid niggers?"
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Post by Jackson White on Aug 27, 2015 13:43:39 GMT -5
Not a shoot, not a screwface, but this had me absolutely fuckin creasing:
"Jackson: When can we start to beat the crap out of some stupid niggers?"I swear I am not a racist BTW!!!!! |
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Post by Joey Flash on Aug 27, 2015 13:44:13 GMT -5
Not a shoot, not a screwface, but this had me absolutely fuckin creasing:
"Jackson: When can we start to beat the crap out of some stupid niggers?"I swear I am not a racist BTW!!!!! Don't worry, never thought it! Absolutely hilarious though man bahaha |
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Post by Jackson White on Aug 27, 2015 13:46:09 GMT -5
I swear I am not a racist BTW!!!!! Don't worry, never thought it! Absolutely hilarious though man bahaha Thank you!  |
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Post by Jackson White on Sept 1, 2015 18:09:14 GMT -5
"He loses to Grime…
Let me repeat that
JOEY FLASH LOST TO GRIME!
Hold on… one more time. This time… with feeling.
JOEY FLASH LOST TO FUCKING GRIME!!!!!" - Gemini Battle
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Post by Wade Moor on Sept 1, 2015 18:51:46 GMT -5
"He loses to Grime… Let me repeat that JOEY FLASH LOST TO GRIME! Hold on… one more time. This time… with feeling. JOEY FLASH LOST TO FUCKING GRIME!!!!!" - Gemini Battle #wrekt |
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Post by Joey Flash on Sept 3, 2015 9:53:19 GMT -5
Not a screwface, but hilarious.
AWOOOOOOO, it's that man Wolf.
"You might be the kind of guy that I’d like to have as a friend.
But seeing as I don’t like people and I don’t want any friends, I’m going to have to hurt you instead."
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Post by 6ix God on Sept 6, 2015 16:32:01 GMT -5
"Is it because BeachKrew is physically incapable of feeling any sort of real human emotion. A living team of memes and fads, BeachKrew are not humans. They are sacs of flesh and blood spurting off series' of ones and zeros across the internet, adopting a Sea Punk image but without any of Sea Punk's mockery of consumerism and the internet. Instead, yuo praise the name of Satan, not because you believe what you say, but because LOL SHOCK VALUE. Fuck you, you unoriginal swine."
-Vic Venable
I want to endorse this as the closest thing as to what I'd say about my faction were I shooting on it. Good one, FPV!
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Post by Joey Flash on Sept 6, 2015 16:34:57 GMT -5
Again, no screwface, but Jackson White again...buahahaha!
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