Post by Jack of Blades on Mar 16, 2007 18:30:50 GMT -5
"As I was performing a futile exercise comparable to simply pissing my wealth away, something of note happened. Through a string of odd scenarios and celestial happenings, I decided that I didn't have enough money to my name whereas, in those situations, most would be subject to epiphany so great that they begin to question the very pragmatic truths we know as infallible. So, upon this rather odd conclusion, I decided to let the creative monkeys that make up my WCF roster write their own scripts. This, my faithful fans, is an example of the crap I've had to wade through." - Seth Lerch.
Name of Movie: Skyler's Wedding.
Scriptwriter:Susan Skyler Striker.
Working Title: 'A Vagina Too Far.'
Tagline: "The Most Hormonal Piece of Film-Making Ever Made."
Poster:
"To be honest, I really shouldn't be wearing white. But my losing of my 'patty' is a very long story involving a post-date depression, a box of wine and a midnight visit to the boys dorm. I remember when Chad first touched my hoo-haa and I spread my legs open..."
Plot:
A socially awkward and naïve "ugly duckling" obsessed with the music of ABBA,Muriel Heslop Skyler Striker is the target of criticism by "more modern" and downright snobby girls she thought were her friends who oust her from their group with the explanation, "You bring us down". She also is a perpetual daydreamer who yearns for a glamorous wedding and marriage to a man who will help elevate her from her personal limitations and free her from a tedious life dominated by a demanding and often psychologically abusive father. She leaves her family behind in "Porpoise Spit" to live in Sydney and follow her dream, only to discover life's realities continue to present obstacles she must overcome in order to achieve real growth.
"A forthcoming scene from Skyler's Wedding 2: The Divorce."
Although ostensibly a comedy,Muriel's Skyler's Wedding deals with such serious issues as cancer tampons, horoscopes and suicide the ending to 'Beaches', and the overriding theme of following one's dream is regularly punctuated by scenes depicting the disappointments and loss of self-esteem that frequently accompany the quest.
Memorable Quotes:
"Dancing Queen, Feel The Beat Of The Tamborine..." - Skyler Striker.
"Does this wedding dress hide that horrible disgusted birthmark (penis) of mine?" - Skyler Striker.
"Take me, ravish me...love me." Skyler Striker to the 'Pizza Guy.'
"I can feel my testicles shrinking with each word of dialogue.' - A Male Audient.
Seth's Comments:
"I suppose this is better than your earlier script you presented, which in turn, was an indepth documentary about your first menstruation." - 5/10.[/i]
Name of Movie: Skyler's Wedding.
Scriptwriter:
Working Title: 'A Vagina Too Far.'
Tagline: "The Most Hormonal Piece of Film-Making Ever Made."
Poster:
"To be honest, I really shouldn't be wearing white. But my losing of my 'patty' is a very long story involving a post-date depression, a box of wine and a midnight visit to the boys dorm. I remember when Chad first touched my hoo-haa and I spread my legs open..."
Plot:
A socially awkward and naïve "ugly duckling" obsessed with the music of ABBA,
"A forthcoming scene from Skyler's Wedding 2: The Divorce."
Although ostensibly a comedy,
Memorable Quotes:
"Dancing Queen, Feel The Beat Of The Tamborine..." - Skyler Striker.
"Does this wedding dress hide that horrible disgusted birthmark (penis) of mine?" - Skyler Striker.
"Take me, ravish me...love me." Skyler Striker to the 'Pizza Guy.'
"I can feel my testicles shrinking with each word of dialogue.' - A Male Audient.
Seth's Comments:
"I suppose this is better than your earlier script you presented, which in turn, was an indepth documentary about your first menstruation." - 5/10.[/i]
