Post by Jack of Blades on Dec 26, 2006 17:15:53 GMT -5
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Item Title: Reckless Jack's Signed Aborted Foetus ****AS SEEN IN WCF PROGRAMMING****
Retailer: BladesProChoice4KK
Item Description: Want to show your support for the Reckless One? Don't know how to do it? How about proudly displaying the remnants of his illegitimate stillborn child in your homestead? Lovingly scooped out and vacuumed from his wife's snatch, this hot item makes a lovely centerpiece for all events as well as an awesome piece of memorabilia for the morbid collector. Not only does this item commemorate the short existence of Reckless Jr., but we have also got the boys in the back to add their John Hancock to the tiny child's torso with such names as Torture, Creeping Death (a fitting name for the fate of the child), Kencedro and Roger the Xerox Dude all scribbling down their names. This means that not only has this item been pulled from Reckless Jack's wife's gash but it has been graced by the presence of numerous WCF talents and could very well find itself into your home.
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Item Title: Reckless Jack's Signed Aborted Foetus ****AS SEEN IN WCF PROGRAMMING****
Retailer: BladesProChoice4KK
Item Description: Want to show your support for the Reckless One? Don't know how to do it? How about proudly displaying the remnants of his illegitimate stillborn child in your homestead? Lovingly scooped out and vacuumed from his wife's snatch, this hot item makes a lovely centerpiece for all events as well as an awesome piece of memorabilia for the morbid collector. Not only does this item commemorate the short existence of Reckless Jr., but we have also got the boys in the back to add their John Hancock to the tiny child's torso with such names as Torture, Creeping Death (a fitting name for the fate of the child), Kencedro and Roger the Xerox Dude all scribbling down their names. This means that not only has this item been pulled from Reckless Jack's wife's gash but it has been graced by the presence of numerous WCF talents and could very well find itself into your home.
If you liked this item, we recommend these as well:
Signed Chino Reefer Filters
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