Post by Lawnmower Jones on Mar 17, 2007 11:08:30 GMT -5
The WCF Wrestlers: Volume 4 is an in-depth, fact-based, encyclopedia-type resource guide to all of the wrestlers in the WCF who qualify as "egomaniacs".
What are the qualifications for this species?
Egomaniacs think they are the shit. In their minds, they are the center of attention, with the world (and WCF) revolving around them. They have three main traits, and any two of these will make for an egomaniac: money, looks, a big mouth. Most of the time, they do not look good, but get enough money to buy good looks. They open their mouthes much, always popping off and spewing some trash talking to try and downplay an opponent. With most of their ties rooting from rich families, these "egomaniacs" have been spoiled all of their lives, and expect to be treated the same. It has yet to be proven, but "egomaniacs" pay off Seth Lerch to get to the top. Once these wrestlers are in the ring, though, do not be alarmed. A striking attack with much flying will deteriate any offensive gameplan they might have thought of. "Egomaniacs" are usually afraid to mess up their hair.
JJ Biggs: A Biggs is a rather large creature, standing 6'10. A Biggs has an empire that is built around his name, certainly fueling the fire to rub the ego. A former world champion, a Biggs has not seen much success in the main event since losing the title and has dwindled into the mid-card for quite some time. A legit threat, if this were some sort of circus. Since the Ringling Brothers are out of town, a Biggs is no threat to win anything other than a height contest.
Bobby Cairo: A Cairo is a pompous prick asshole who needs to get penetrated by Bubba in prison. A thief, liar, and jerkoff, a Cairo usually pays his way out of any serious trouble with the law. A former world champ as well, a Cairo took a hiatus to get married to it's boyfriend Steven Segal.
Thunder: A Thunder has enjoyed mid-card success, beating numerous jobbers to win numerous titles. But if given the opportunity to play with the big boys, a Thunder would fall in defeat. This is simply known as Dave Winfield disease.
What are the qualifications for this species?
Egomaniacs think they are the shit. In their minds, they are the center of attention, with the world (and WCF) revolving around them. They have three main traits, and any two of these will make for an egomaniac: money, looks, a big mouth. Most of the time, they do not look good, but get enough money to buy good looks. They open their mouthes much, always popping off and spewing some trash talking to try and downplay an opponent. With most of their ties rooting from rich families, these "egomaniacs" have been spoiled all of their lives, and expect to be treated the same. It has yet to be proven, but "egomaniacs" pay off Seth Lerch to get to the top. Once these wrestlers are in the ring, though, do not be alarmed. A striking attack with much flying will deteriate any offensive gameplan they might have thought of. "Egomaniacs" are usually afraid to mess up their hair.
JJ Biggs: A Biggs is a rather large creature, standing 6'10. A Biggs has an empire that is built around his name, certainly fueling the fire to rub the ego. A former world champion, a Biggs has not seen much success in the main event since losing the title and has dwindled into the mid-card for quite some time. A legit threat, if this were some sort of circus. Since the Ringling Brothers are out of town, a Biggs is no threat to win anything other than a height contest.
Bobby Cairo: A Cairo is a pompous prick asshole who needs to get penetrated by Bubba in prison. A thief, liar, and jerkoff, a Cairo usually pays his way out of any serious trouble with the law. A former world champ as well, a Cairo took a hiatus to get married to it's boyfriend Steven Segal.
Thunder: A Thunder has enjoyed mid-card success, beating numerous jobbers to win numerous titles. But if given the opportunity to play with the big boys, a Thunder would fall in defeat. This is simply known as Dave Winfield disease.
