Post by Jack of Blades on Oct 9, 2006 16:22:48 GMT -5
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Sender: XxJackxX2437@surver.com
Receiver: Skystriker@survery.com
RE: PL::EASE::S:TOP::SEND::ING::::M:E:E-::::MA:ILS::ABOUT:::THE:::SCHE:MATICS:OF:::::MYPEN::IS
Dear Skyler,
I am somewhat concerned with your correspondance related directly to the size of my lovetackle. I feel it is my duty as the bearer of said 'lovetackle' to inform you of its considerable size and lack of need to be improved by any kind of pumping machinery or anonymous pills. It is so vast, in fact, that upon elated activity, it makes a useful device for changing the channel without leaving my seat and without a remote.
These rumours of miniscule dimensions are fabricated by sources out to comprimise the confidence of my 'pork sword.' The incident at the Christmas Party and the pictures that came from the incident at the Christmas Party prove nothing. It was snowing and thus cold outside hence its, to use a term stated by collegues, 'shrivelled' aesthetic. The fact that Logan was also using a greased lens should also be taken into account. Although advertising methods in which to enlarge my sexhose is without purpose, both my joystick and I appreciate your concern.
With Regards,
Jack and his Penis.
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