Post by Buddy Roman on Jul 29, 2015 14:28:26 GMT -5
BBM on speed dial. Got them thumbs workin a mile a minute. Its about the only thing on me that still works. * looks down* Second to only thing that still works My mind is still sharp though and I had to watch the rest of #TUS on the WCF Network for the low- low price of $10.01. I must say that I was shocked and surprised to see the outcome. One thing that I'm glad for is that #Strange_Champion, that Ally Dick-chards is not longer Internet champion. However, cry baby bitch, Scarecrow is. So Scarecrow... You're a "man of the people," entertain me. Entertain this poor old Jew whose stuck in a hospital bed with wounds more specific to hurt pride and #Keyfabe then any other wound. Its not like Dickie-Hatcher broke my nose, my ribs, fractured my jaw and have me a class 2 concussion.
No,no,no. Dickie Hatcher couldnt open a can of soup if all he had to do was stick his little paw under the lid that I already pre-opened for him and pop the top. Hatcher, you've made a powerful enemy, El Comrade. A powerful enemy indeed. However, rest easy knowing that this poor old jew is leeching off of slow as shit wifi in some godforsaken Japanese hospital. Do you know they use Jew Horn as an aphrodisiac? I cant stand to use my other horn. Do you know how long it takes for them to grow back?
Years. Hundreds, thousands. Jew years are like dog years + 11. Or maybe it was 5? IDK This Morphine is making me see shit.
BRB. Have to go talk to my old friend, Al Envy
No,no,no. Dickie Hatcher couldnt open a can of soup if all he had to do was stick his little paw under the lid that I already pre-opened for him and pop the top. Hatcher, you've made a powerful enemy, El Comrade. A powerful enemy indeed. However, rest easy knowing that this poor old jew is leeching off of slow as shit wifi in some godforsaken Japanese hospital. Do you know they use Jew Horn as an aphrodisiac? I cant stand to use my other horn. Do you know how long it takes for them to grow back?
Years. Hundreds, thousands. Jew years are like dog years + 11. Or maybe it was 5? IDK This Morphine is making me see shit.
BRB. Have to go talk to my old friend, Al Envy
