Post by Biggs on Jan 20, 2007 19:54:18 GMT -5
"The Greatest" is sitting on the edge of his couch in this living room while Jake Hudson is sitting in the reclining chair perpendicular to the couch.
"The Greatest" : I've been thinking.
Jake Hudson: Did you hurt yourself?
"The Greatest" : Seriously, I've been thinking and I don't know if opening a restaurant is such a great idea.
Jake Hudson: Why not?
"The Greatest" : I don't know how to even operate a restaurant. I can't cook, I can't take people's orders, I can't do anything.
Jake Hudson: Don't worry about it.
"The Greatest" : If I'm going to invest some money into a restaurant then I think I need to worry about it.
Jake Hudson: We'll just hire some Mexicans or something. They know what to do in a grill.
"The Greatest" : You see? That's the problem with the world today. We have absolutely no respect for each other.
Jake Hudson: What are you talking about? I was giving them a compliment.
"The Greatest" : Whatever. Let's get going, man. I haven't been to your gym in a few weeks. I need to get back into the training state of mind.
"The Greatest" grabs his jacket, as Jake grabs his. Jake exits Biggs' estate with JJ right behind him. Jake can't help but hear the loud motor from the lawnmower. A Mexican is operating the lawnmower, which seems to be older than Jake is.
Jake Hudson: And you thought I was being mean?
"The Greatest" : What? I'm paying him.
Jake Hudson: Probably about a nickel.
"The Greatest" : How'd you know?
Jake Hudson: Whatever.
The two men make their way down the steps and they walk down the concrete path.
Mexican: JOSE JOSE!
Jake Hudson: What's his problem?
"The Greatest" : It's his name.
Jake Hudson: I see. Hey, Jose Jose, how are you doing, man?
Mexican: JOSE JOSE!
"The Greatest" : He has a limited vocabulary.
Jake Hudson: Obviously.
"The Greatest" nods as he walks around his vehicle and he climbs into the driver's seat. Jose Jose goes back to mowing the grass as Jake climbs into the passenger's seat. Biggs starts the vehicle, places it into the correct gear, and he takes off on down the street.
Jake Hudson: You need to train hard when we get to the facility, JJ. Like you said earlier, it's been awhile since you've been in a gym and you're not just facing Skyler Striker and Thunder this week, you're going to have to actually try.
"The Greatest" : I'm aware of that, Jake. The team of Jack of Blades and Logan and Disorder by Design have been going back and forth all week. I've said something, Vice has said something, Jack has said this, and Logan has said that. We've spent the entire week trying to get under each other's skin. We've spent the entire week trying to scare away our opponents. Hell, it's gotten to the point where people have actually forgotten that Skyler Striker and Thunder are even in this match at Slam. People aren't going to be tuning in to watch those two because they don't have any fans. People are going to be watching because Logan, Jack of Blades, "The Greatest," and Danny Vice are all going to be in a match with each other. It's almost like a dream match. You would think that a match consisting of four of the best wrestlers in the history of this industry would only be shown on pay-per-view. Or, that's what I thought. But if WCF Management really wants Disorder by Design to make their World Heavyweight Title contenders look like a couple of bitches just a little more than a week away from their huge match at One, then so be it. I'm not going to hold anything back and I know Danny isn't going to neither. A lot of people treat these Tag Titles like they are meaningless, but I want them. I like having the belt in my possession. As far as I'm concerned, being able to succeed in tag team matches shows that you possess more talent. You have the ability to work well with others, instead of kicking ass by yourself. Not many people have that talent; Jack of Blades and Logan are in that group of people that don't.
Well, let's just say that they don't have as much talent as Disorder by Design has. Hell, I don't give a shit about the fans and I get more cheers than Torture did before he tucked his dick between his legs and "turned" on the fans of this company. Everyone besides Jack of Blades, Logan, and a handful of others have recognized that I am truly "The Greatest." What else do I need to do to prove that I am the best there is? When I fart, they don't stink. When I train, I don't sweat. When I get hit, I don't bruise. When I roll around in the snow naked, my dick doesn't shrivel up. I am the ultimate person. When people realize that they are ordinary, they commit suicide because they can't be as good as I. It's quite sad, really.
Jake Hudson: Yeah. I honestly think you and Vice can pull out the victory this week.
"The Greatest" : Oh, I know we can. I'm not worried about that. I'm just worried about what kind of alcohol I'm going to have at our party Sunday night.
Logan, you and I, we're very different. You may have more accomplishments than I do in this company, but that's because you've been here longer. We've both beat some tough opponents in our day. And I want you to know something. I don't respect you. I did at one time, but I don't anymore. I found myself thinking the other day: why were you considered the leader of "Team of Treachery?" At this point in your career your on Thunder's level, not mine. It's very sad to see that you have my spot in the main event at One. If you were to conduct a poll on YOUR site, people would vote for "The Greatest" to replace you in the match at One. The fans act like they can't stand be, but in secret, they love me more than they love their parents.
Mr. Blades. Can I call you Jack? Well, I am. It's funny that you should speak about beating me in the past. We signed our contracts with this company around the same time, didn't we? Yeah, I think we did. It's true, you did beat me. But, wasn't I the one to get a shot at the WCF World Title? You're just now getting your shot. It's obvious that Seth Lerch realized that I had more talent than you did, so he knew it should be me getting the shot before you. Besides, there's something you don't know, I had recently had pulled both of my hamstrings and calf muscle before our matches. Yes, all of them. So, I was in a great deal of pain at the time we stepped into the ring together. I am suffering some a few aches and pains right now, so if you do manage to score the victory tomorrow, don't think it's because you're skilled. I'm just not a hundred percent.
Jake Hudson: What about Skyler Striker and Thunder?
"The Greatest" : Like I said before, people don't even realize that those two are in this match. I don't even think of them as threat. I hold victories over both of them and at One, I will gain another one.
JJ pulls his vehicle into the parking lot of "Jake's Gym" and he pulls into the parking spot that is reserved for him. He turns off the ignition as the two of them exit the vehicle. They make their way into the facility and they close the door behind them as the scene slowly fades out.
"The Greatest" : I've been thinking.
Jake Hudson: Did you hurt yourself?
"The Greatest" : Seriously, I've been thinking and I don't know if opening a restaurant is such a great idea.
Jake Hudson: Why not?
"The Greatest" : I don't know how to even operate a restaurant. I can't cook, I can't take people's orders, I can't do anything.
Jake Hudson: Don't worry about it.
"The Greatest" : If I'm going to invest some money into a restaurant then I think I need to worry about it.
Jake Hudson: We'll just hire some Mexicans or something. They know what to do in a grill.
"The Greatest" : You see? That's the problem with the world today. We have absolutely no respect for each other.
Jake Hudson: What are you talking about? I was giving them a compliment.
"The Greatest" : Whatever. Let's get going, man. I haven't been to your gym in a few weeks. I need to get back into the training state of mind.
"The Greatest" grabs his jacket, as Jake grabs his. Jake exits Biggs' estate with JJ right behind him. Jake can't help but hear the loud motor from the lawnmower. A Mexican is operating the lawnmower, which seems to be older than Jake is.
Jake Hudson: And you thought I was being mean?
"The Greatest" : What? I'm paying him.
Jake Hudson: Probably about a nickel.
"The Greatest" : How'd you know?
Jake Hudson: Whatever.
The two men make their way down the steps and they walk down the concrete path.
Mexican: JOSE JOSE!
Jake Hudson: What's his problem?
"The Greatest" : It's his name.
Jake Hudson: I see. Hey, Jose Jose, how are you doing, man?
Mexican: JOSE JOSE!
"The Greatest" : He has a limited vocabulary.
Jake Hudson: Obviously.
"The Greatest" nods as he walks around his vehicle and he climbs into the driver's seat. Jose Jose goes back to mowing the grass as Jake climbs into the passenger's seat. Biggs starts the vehicle, places it into the correct gear, and he takes off on down the street.
Jake Hudson: You need to train hard when we get to the facility, JJ. Like you said earlier, it's been awhile since you've been in a gym and you're not just facing Skyler Striker and Thunder this week, you're going to have to actually try.
"The Greatest" : I'm aware of that, Jake. The team of Jack of Blades and Logan and Disorder by Design have been going back and forth all week. I've said something, Vice has said something, Jack has said this, and Logan has said that. We've spent the entire week trying to get under each other's skin. We've spent the entire week trying to scare away our opponents. Hell, it's gotten to the point where people have actually forgotten that Skyler Striker and Thunder are even in this match at Slam. People aren't going to be tuning in to watch those two because they don't have any fans. People are going to be watching because Logan, Jack of Blades, "The Greatest," and Danny Vice are all going to be in a match with each other. It's almost like a dream match. You would think that a match consisting of four of the best wrestlers in the history of this industry would only be shown on pay-per-view. Or, that's what I thought. But if WCF Management really wants Disorder by Design to make their World Heavyweight Title contenders look like a couple of bitches just a little more than a week away from their huge match at One, then so be it. I'm not going to hold anything back and I know Danny isn't going to neither. A lot of people treat these Tag Titles like they are meaningless, but I want them. I like having the belt in my possession. As far as I'm concerned, being able to succeed in tag team matches shows that you possess more talent. You have the ability to work well with others, instead of kicking ass by yourself. Not many people have that talent; Jack of Blades and Logan are in that group of people that don't.
Well, let's just say that they don't have as much talent as Disorder by Design has. Hell, I don't give a shit about the fans and I get more cheers than Torture did before he tucked his dick between his legs and "turned" on the fans of this company. Everyone besides Jack of Blades, Logan, and a handful of others have recognized that I am truly "The Greatest." What else do I need to do to prove that I am the best there is? When I fart, they don't stink. When I train, I don't sweat. When I get hit, I don't bruise. When I roll around in the snow naked, my dick doesn't shrivel up. I am the ultimate person. When people realize that they are ordinary, they commit suicide because they can't be as good as I. It's quite sad, really.
Jake Hudson: Yeah. I honestly think you and Vice can pull out the victory this week.
"The Greatest" : Oh, I know we can. I'm not worried about that. I'm just worried about what kind of alcohol I'm going to have at our party Sunday night.
Logan, you and I, we're very different. You may have more accomplishments than I do in this company, but that's because you've been here longer. We've both beat some tough opponents in our day. And I want you to know something. I don't respect you. I did at one time, but I don't anymore. I found myself thinking the other day: why were you considered the leader of "Team of Treachery?" At this point in your career your on Thunder's level, not mine. It's very sad to see that you have my spot in the main event at One. If you were to conduct a poll on YOUR site, people would vote for "The Greatest" to replace you in the match at One. The fans act like they can't stand be, but in secret, they love me more than they love their parents.
Mr. Blades. Can I call you Jack? Well, I am. It's funny that you should speak about beating me in the past. We signed our contracts with this company around the same time, didn't we? Yeah, I think we did. It's true, you did beat me. But, wasn't I the one to get a shot at the WCF World Title? You're just now getting your shot. It's obvious that Seth Lerch realized that I had more talent than you did, so he knew it should be me getting the shot before you. Besides, there's something you don't know, I had recently had pulled both of my hamstrings and calf muscle before our matches. Yes, all of them. So, I was in a great deal of pain at the time we stepped into the ring together. I am suffering some a few aches and pains right now, so if you do manage to score the victory tomorrow, don't think it's because you're skilled. I'm just not a hundred percent.
Jake Hudson: What about Skyler Striker and Thunder?
"The Greatest" : Like I said before, people don't even realize that those two are in this match. I don't even think of them as threat. I hold victories over both of them and at One, I will gain another one.
JJ pulls his vehicle into the parking lot of "Jake's Gym" and he pulls into the parking spot that is reserved for him. He turns off the ignition as the two of them exit the vehicle. They make their way into the facility and they close the door behind them as the scene slowly fades out.
