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Post by "Ace Reporter" Scoops Callahan on Jul 27, 2015 13:50:13 GMT -5
via TwoScoopsOfCallahan.com
"Police in Philadelphia have announced that they are looking for current WCF announcer Gravedigger to question him after receiving evidence that he walked into a hospital and then urinated on a female patient while filming it early yesterday afternoon. WCF fans may remember last night during WCF's PPV 'Ultimate Showdown' seeing Gravedigger in a segment with WCF wrestler Jayson Price, in which Gravedigger urinated into the coma stricken Price's IV bag. Police can confirm hospital records that Price was moved to a different hospital in the state earlier this week after a previous incident in which masked men attempted to steal Price's Cruiserweight Title. Police have confirmed that the segment was a doctored tape and that Gravedigger, upset over finding that Price was gone, decided to urinate on the yet to be identified female patient and then leave. When asked why Gravedigger would do such a thing, Police responded by saying 'We believe Mr. Gravedigger to have dementia, as is the case with many elderly people. We don't view him as a real threat to the public, but we do fear him to be a threat to himself as his mind is extremely fragile. The victim's family is understandably upset over how their loved one was urinated upon, however they also recognize that Mr. Gravedigger needs help to cope with him diminishing mental capacities. As such, we are searching for Mr. Gravedigger so that we can talk to him about this incident and help him find the help he obviously needs so that incidents like this one never happen again.'"
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Post by Joey Flash on Jul 28, 2015 2:15:23 GMT -5
@mrflash
wcf is searching for a credible reporter but only found some idiot dressed like he's in a 1940s film who constantly just makes shit up!!
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Post by Jonny Fly on Jul 28, 2015 8:13:06 GMT -5
Jonny FlyGravedigger is fine. He's in the bushes outside my house right now trying to get a peep of Emma naked. Jonny FlyAlso, yes, I have a house now. I can't live in my hot fries plant anymore because that shit was burned down. #ToughWeek
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Post by Crow McMorris on Jul 28, 2015 15:04:49 GMT -5
* Hides matches...and kerosene...and explosive detonator*
What....what?
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Post by Jonny Fly on Jul 28, 2015 23:12:48 GMT -5
* Hides matches...and kerosene...and explosive detonator* What....what? Jonny FlyI'm over straight mourning the loss of 24/7 access to hot fries and you're making jokes!? UNBELIEVABLE.
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Post by Crow McMorris on Jul 28, 2015 23:17:29 GMT -5
* Hides matches...and kerosene...and explosive detonator* What....what? Jonny FlyI'm over straight mourning the loss of 24/7 access to hot fries and you're making jokes!? UNBELIEVABLE. It's a small victory, I know. But it's a start.
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