Post by The Hardkore Master, Q-Ball on Jul 27, 2015 3:37:48 GMT -5
[OOC: thanks to HB, Seth, Flash, and TUB for giving the permission needed for these. With segment cap and these not being real important this was the best way to put these in]
Hank Brown: Ultimate Showdown is over! It was an amazing Pay-Per-View and a first time ever on WCF Network. I’m here to let you see some footage that our WCF Network hidden cameras picked up. Unfortunately you were unable to see these during the show. But, we don’t want anyone to be left out. Please enjoy these hidden camera videos.
The video begins.
You see DRG arriving at the Tokyo Dome for Ultimate Showdown in the parking garage. Bates is saying something to his group as a young man comes up to him in a black tux.
Man: Excuse me. Mr. Thomas Uriel Bates?
Bates turns around to see the man an looks a bit irritated.
Bates: What is it?
Man: I am from Real Sugar Telegram Services. I have a telegram for you, sir.
The man hands Bates an envelope. Bates opens it as the young man waits for Bates to read it. Bates chuckles a bit and looks up at the man.
Bates: “One, Two, He’s coming for you?” Is that so?
Bates crumbles up the piece of paper and tosses it aside.
Bates: Get in line.
The young man looks disturbed and then walks away.
The video stops playing as you see Hank Brown again.
Hank Brown: We need to upload the next video so please stand by.
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Hank Brown: Welcome back and thank you for your patience. This next video is another what you did not see during Ultimate Showdown’s live footage on WCF Network. Take a look at this.
The video begins to play.
Later during the night you see Joey Flash getting loose in his locker room for his grudge match with Adam Young. There’s a knock at the door and Joey doesn’t go to the door. A second annoys him. The third knock gets under his skin. Joey Flash goes to the door and readies himself just in case he’s about to get attacked.
Joey: What is it?
He sees the young man in a tuxedo. The young man smiles at Joey.
Joey: I have a telegram for you, Mr. Flash.
Joey pulls the man into the room and shoves him up against the wall. The man looks terrified. He lifts the envelope in his hand and Joey takes it. Joey smacks the man in the face and the man whimpers in fear.
Joey: A telegram, huh? That’s what you bothered me about. Wait right there. Don’t you fucking move.
Joey steps back and opens the envelope. He reads it. He looks up at the man who is standing there. Joey gives the guy a smile.
Joey: Hey, my bad. I didn’t realize this was so important. Let me fix your tux for you.
Joey walks over pats the tux to straighten it up a bit and then starts walking the man to the door. Joey stops him.
Joey: Let me give you a tip.
The man turns to face Joey and Joey kicks him in the nuts and then drops the telegram as it lands on the man face up. The camera pans down and the words on the telegram can be seen.
“Three, Four, he’ll be at your door.”
Hank Brown: Telegrams, fans! Someone is sending telegrams to the WCF roster. We have two more videos—
Man: Three more!
Hank Brown: Three more videos to show you.
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Hank Brown: We will now play you the third of five hidden camera videos from the Ultimate Showdown Pay-Per-View, fans. Please feast your eyes on this next video.
Seth is on the phone in his office. He’s heard the rumors of a man going around giving telegrams and hears a knock at his door.
Seth: I’m fucking busy!
Another knock.
Seth: This better not be a fucking—
The man yells from behind the door.
Man: Telegram for Mr. Seth Lerch.
Seth: Fuck this shit. Hey, let me call you back.
Seth goes to the door and opens it up. The man walks in still holding his nuts from his encounter with Flash and hands the telegram to Seth. Seth doesn’t take it.
Seth: Go ahead and open it yourself. Read it for me. I don’t need a damn paper cut tonight.
The man nods and opens the envelope and reads it to Seth.
Man: It reads: “Five, six, he’ll make you flinch.”
Seth looks at the man and just shakes his head. He points to the door.
Seth: Out.
Man: Yes, Mr. Lerch.
The man still holding his nuts hurries out of the room with telegram still in hand.
Hank Brown: We know that Q-Ball’s associate and former attorney Joe Helshaw called Real Sugar Telegram Services. However, we do know that Q-Ball is not behind these telegrams. Jacob Kilconey and Joe Helshaw seem to have some master plan in store for us here in the WCF. Two more videos. Probably the same thing. Stay tuned.
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Hank Brown: Fans, two more videos. We will now play you the 4th video of 5. Take a look.
Just prior to the Ultimate Showdown match, Howard Black is seen walking down the hall. He looks focused. The young man handing out telegrams yells out to him.
Man: Mr. Howard Black! Howard Black! I am from Real Sugar Telegram Service. I have a—
Howard Black turns around and sees the man coming to him.
Howie: A Telegram?
Man: Yes, sir.
Howie: Let me ask you something. Who are these telegrams from?
Man: I am not at liberty to give this information, sir. I only give the telegram to you.
Howie: Well, don’t just stand there. Open the thing and read it. I’ve gotta hurry up.
Man: Yes, sir.
The man opens the envelope and takes the piece of paper out.
Man: Your telegram reads: “Seven, eight.”
Howie: Seven, eight? Seven, eight what?
Man: Just “Seven, eight.” That is all.
Howie: Some telegram. Run along now. Look out for Joey.
Man: Mr. Flash already kick me in the balls.
Howie: You don’t say?
Man: Yes, sir. Right in my balls. I need ice.
Howie: That’s too much information for me. Run off.
The man does so and you see him head out to the parking lot to leave the arena.
Hank Brown: Another mysterious telegram. Thankfully we have only one more of these behind the scenes videos for you fans. And we have that ready to go for you now. Let’s watch.
The video plays as you see a man dressed in lingerie but the video editor put Hank Brown’s face on the man. The man behind the mask begins to sing.
Man: Happy birthday, Mr. President--Happy Birthday to you---
Hank Brown: Hey! That’s not funny! Cut that feed. Cut the feed! Fans, I am so sorry that you had to see that. Cut the feed!
The feed cuts leaving Hank Brown pissed off as you hear laughter in the background.
