Post by "The Wolf" Conrad Howell on Oct 20, 2006 21:11:33 GMT -5
(Chad and Conrad are sitting in two chairs made of cinderblocks in a makeshift interview area in the Slaughtered Lamb Pub along with Hank.)
Hank: Good evening Gentlemen. I just have a few questions for you.
Chad: Just ask the question Frank.
Hank: It is Hank, but I know you won’t care. So, let me start the questions with you Mr. Allen. How can you still say that the Sick Individuals have not been beaten in a match when you have lost the #1 contender and Tag title match, along with being Pinned by Biggs in that Singles Match?
Chad: First off Wink, I said that The Sick Individuals have not been pinned or made to submit, which is a true statement. If you and all the viewers were intelligent enough to listen, you would know that I said The Sick Individuals not Conrad, and not Chad. Yes Biggs did pin me in our singles match, but in the two tag matches with Ace and Biggs neither one of us was pinned, nor did either of us tap out. So The Sick Individuals still haven’t been beaten in a tag team match.
Hank: But the record books have you as having two losses.
Conrad: Record books just as history books are only one person views, and don’t show the hold truth. For example William Wallace was an enemy that was taking care of in England’s view, but to many Scots he was a hero that started the freedom of Scotland. Even though he was also said to be just as bad as the English about hanging and killing Scots that wouldn’t join his army, but we were not there to know the truth. So which do you choose to believe?
Hank: But we were there, and we have footage of Ace and Biggs winning both matches.
Conrad: But in a few years who is really going to care about the record book. All that will matter is that the titles will be around the waist of the Sick Individuals.
Hank: Moving on, I like to ask you about your reaction to Jake Hundson’s comments?
Conrad: Hey I expect that people who have nothing clever to say, or don’t want to face the fact that we are the best new tag team and wrestlers in WCF, will take the easy cheap shots at people around them.
Hank: But didn’t Chad say something about Honey in past interviews?
Chad: Yes, but I am an asshole, so what else do you expect. I don’t care who your with or what you’ve done I will say and talk about what I damn well please. Oh and Jake, just cause I think you may have forgotten, we are the “True” Tag Team Champions! Thank you, I’ll be here all the week.
Conrad: And as for my reaction, yes Jake, it does make me mad when you say shit about people in my life, but I also can control my anger and use it to my benefit. Which means this Sunday Biggs and anyone else he plans to bring to ringside will get the thrashing of a lifetime. Plus, can you really take to heart the senile rambling of an old man like Jake?
Chad: This is boring I’m going to get a beer.
(Chad then gets up and walks off)
Hank: What about the comment about, even in Biggs’ current state, he will easily be able to defeat you and Chad Allen?
Conrad: Please. We will walk out with these belts on Sunday and every match after that.
(Chad comes back and sits down with a beer and a shirt in his hand.)
Chad: Jake must delusional if he thinks that we are not going to give Biggs another beating like before. Plus I like to take this time to promote our new shirt. It is probably the first in a new line of clothing we may be starting, but here you go take a look.
Conrad: We will have this at the next show, so be the first one on your block to get one.
Hank: Do you really think you going to put Biggs into Retirement?
Chad: Chuck, do you think after the last attack he should step back into the ring? Come on he is acting like a 10 year old child, which is such an improvement over the way he was before.
Conrad: Don’t worry Hank; we have another one for you as well if you don’t like that one.
(Shanon then walks in holding up this Shirt…)
Hank: Now that is just sick. You think people are going to buy this crap?
Chad: You know Bob, we do have fans out there that are just as sick as us. So yes we do think this stuff will sell.
Conrad: It doesn’t matter if it does or doesn’t, because the beatings with continue….
Chad: till morality improves.
(All three Sick Individuals walk off leaving the shirts on the cinderblock chairs for all to see.)
Hank: Good evening Gentlemen. I just have a few questions for you.
Chad: Just ask the question Frank.
Hank: It is Hank, but I know you won’t care. So, let me start the questions with you Mr. Allen. How can you still say that the Sick Individuals have not been beaten in a match when you have lost the #1 contender and Tag title match, along with being Pinned by Biggs in that Singles Match?
Chad: First off Wink, I said that The Sick Individuals have not been pinned or made to submit, which is a true statement. If you and all the viewers were intelligent enough to listen, you would know that I said The Sick Individuals not Conrad, and not Chad. Yes Biggs did pin me in our singles match, but in the two tag matches with Ace and Biggs neither one of us was pinned, nor did either of us tap out. So The Sick Individuals still haven’t been beaten in a tag team match.
Hank: But the record books have you as having two losses.
Conrad: Record books just as history books are only one person views, and don’t show the hold truth. For example William Wallace was an enemy that was taking care of in England’s view, but to many Scots he was a hero that started the freedom of Scotland. Even though he was also said to be just as bad as the English about hanging and killing Scots that wouldn’t join his army, but we were not there to know the truth. So which do you choose to believe?
Hank: But we were there, and we have footage of Ace and Biggs winning both matches.
Conrad: But in a few years who is really going to care about the record book. All that will matter is that the titles will be around the waist of the Sick Individuals.
Hank: Moving on, I like to ask you about your reaction to Jake Hundson’s comments?
Conrad: Hey I expect that people who have nothing clever to say, or don’t want to face the fact that we are the best new tag team and wrestlers in WCF, will take the easy cheap shots at people around them.
Hank: But didn’t Chad say something about Honey in past interviews?
Chad: Yes, but I am an asshole, so what else do you expect. I don’t care who your with or what you’ve done I will say and talk about what I damn well please. Oh and Jake, just cause I think you may have forgotten, we are the “True” Tag Team Champions! Thank you, I’ll be here all the week.
Conrad: And as for my reaction, yes Jake, it does make me mad when you say shit about people in my life, but I also can control my anger and use it to my benefit. Which means this Sunday Biggs and anyone else he plans to bring to ringside will get the thrashing of a lifetime. Plus, can you really take to heart the senile rambling of an old man like Jake?
Chad: This is boring I’m going to get a beer.
(Chad then gets up and walks off)
Hank: What about the comment about, even in Biggs’ current state, he will easily be able to defeat you and Chad Allen?
Conrad: Please. We will walk out with these belts on Sunday and every match after that.
(Chad comes back and sits down with a beer and a shirt in his hand.)
Chad: Jake must delusional if he thinks that we are not going to give Biggs another beating like before. Plus I like to take this time to promote our new shirt. It is probably the first in a new line of clothing we may be starting, but here you go take a look.
Conrad: We will have this at the next show, so be the first one on your block to get one.
Hank: Do you really think you going to put Biggs into Retirement?
Chad: Chuck, do you think after the last attack he should step back into the ring? Come on he is acting like a 10 year old child, which is such an improvement over the way he was before.
Conrad: Don’t worry Hank; we have another one for you as well if you don’t like that one.
(Shanon then walks in holding up this Shirt…)
Hank: Now that is just sick. You think people are going to buy this crap?
Chad: You know Bob, we do have fans out there that are just as sick as us. So yes we do think this stuff will sell.
Conrad: It doesn’t matter if it does or doesn’t, because the beatings with continue….
Chad: till morality improves.
(All three Sick Individuals walk off leaving the shirts on the cinderblock chairs for all to see.)
