Post by "The Wolf" Conrad Howell on Aug 30, 2006 22:10:04 GMT -5
(Sitting at a huge table at The Slaughtered Lamb Pub is "The Wolf" Conrad Howell, next to him is Shanon, then "The Suicide King" Chad Allen, and next to him is The Wee Lad with a mask sitting in from of him on the table, followed by two more guys in Blue and white kilts and some guy in all black and a skull Mexican wrestling mask. They all have drinks in front of them and playing cards)
Conrad: Sorry love, but I’m going to have to skip you.
Shanon: Damn you
(She then takes a drink and hits Conrad in the shoulder)
Chad: (plays a Wild card) I change it to Red
(Everyone takes a drink)
The Wee Lad: well I reverse it.
Chad: Do it again and I’ll break your leg.
(He takes a drink)
Shanon: This is payback (she plays a draw four) I change it to green and Uno.
Conrad: I knew that was coming (he then drinks for four seconds) Damn I’m out of drink.
(he then gets up and noticed that the Camera man and Hank Brown have just arrived)
Conrad: Greetings Hank. I hope you had a pleasant trip.
Hank:(Hank gives him a dirty look.) Let’s just get this over with.
Conrad: Fine. It looks like we have to cut the game short guys.
(Everyone gets up and starts doing their own thing, and Chad walks over to Hank and the Camera)
Conrad: Come this Sunday you’re looking at the next number one contenders to the tag titles, The Sick Individuals. "The Suicide King'’ Chad Allen and me, "The Wolf" Conrad Howell. Last Sunday we made quick work of Thunder and worked out all our past issues. So now it’s time to get some gold and no one will stop us. Not two bumbling brother or any of the T.O.T. So Devastation Inc, make sure to polish up those belts for us because you won’t have them for long.
(Chad finishes off his drink as he looks over to Conrad for a second before he speaks)
Chad: So the Sick Individuals made their debut, and right now, it is only in whispers. No one here cares, we have had one match, and we used it to test ourselves against each other, and to try out some of our super sweet tag moves on that big dummy Thunder. No one expects us to walk out with the #1 Contendership to the Tag Titles, and that is really all the more reason to do it. Everyone is watching the ToT, everyone is watching the Brotherhood. So when we sneak our way in the back, hit something big that will make these slackjawed crossbred fans cheer something cliche like "Holy Shit", and get the 1-2-3, there will be no more ignoring us, there will be no more whispers, it will turn into a loud yell, as everyone will have to sing the praises of the new faces of the WCF, "The Suicide King" Chad Allen and "The Wolf" Conrad Howell...BELIEVE IT.
Conrad: Now JJ Bigs and Ace, you two are suppose to be in the strongest stable in the fed, so I am sure that on Sunday that just means that we have the rest of ToT come out and try to help you guys get the shot to bring the belts to TOT. Now if that happens then most likely the Tag Champs and maybe even The New Dynasty and their lackeys will come out and all hell going to break loose. You know what I have to say to that, SO BE IT, it's not like that hasn't happen before. It will just make it easy for us to show are true potential when we walk out number 1 contenders. So Seth just go ahead and print are ugly mugs all over the promotion merchandise for School of Pain PPV and have are contract for the tag title match ready.
(Conrad looks up and rubs his beard) It is time for an improvment in morality...
Chad: So let the beatings commence! (Chad and Conrad share a laugh as they continue with their drunken UNO game as we fade to black...)
Conrad: Sorry love, but I’m going to have to skip you.
Shanon: Damn you
(She then takes a drink and hits Conrad in the shoulder)
Chad: (plays a Wild card) I change it to Red
(Everyone takes a drink)
The Wee Lad: well I reverse it.
Chad: Do it again and I’ll break your leg.
(He takes a drink)
Shanon: This is payback (she plays a draw four) I change it to green and Uno.
Conrad: I knew that was coming (he then drinks for four seconds) Damn I’m out of drink.
(he then gets up and noticed that the Camera man and Hank Brown have just arrived)
Conrad: Greetings Hank. I hope you had a pleasant trip.
Hank:(Hank gives him a dirty look.) Let’s just get this over with.
Conrad: Fine. It looks like we have to cut the game short guys.
(Everyone gets up and starts doing their own thing, and Chad walks over to Hank and the Camera)
Conrad: Come this Sunday you’re looking at the next number one contenders to the tag titles, The Sick Individuals. "The Suicide King'’ Chad Allen and me, "The Wolf" Conrad Howell. Last Sunday we made quick work of Thunder and worked out all our past issues. So now it’s time to get some gold and no one will stop us. Not two bumbling brother or any of the T.O.T. So Devastation Inc, make sure to polish up those belts for us because you won’t have them for long.
(Chad finishes off his drink as he looks over to Conrad for a second before he speaks)
Chad: So the Sick Individuals made their debut, and right now, it is only in whispers. No one here cares, we have had one match, and we used it to test ourselves against each other, and to try out some of our super sweet tag moves on that big dummy Thunder. No one expects us to walk out with the #1 Contendership to the Tag Titles, and that is really all the more reason to do it. Everyone is watching the ToT, everyone is watching the Brotherhood. So when we sneak our way in the back, hit something big that will make these slackjawed crossbred fans cheer something cliche like "Holy Shit", and get the 1-2-3, there will be no more ignoring us, there will be no more whispers, it will turn into a loud yell, as everyone will have to sing the praises of the new faces of the WCF, "The Suicide King" Chad Allen and "The Wolf" Conrad Howell...BELIEVE IT.
Conrad: Now JJ Bigs and Ace, you two are suppose to be in the strongest stable in the fed, so I am sure that on Sunday that just means that we have the rest of ToT come out and try to help you guys get the shot to bring the belts to TOT. Now if that happens then most likely the Tag Champs and maybe even The New Dynasty and their lackeys will come out and all hell going to break loose. You know what I have to say to that, SO BE IT, it's not like that hasn't happen before. It will just make it easy for us to show are true potential when we walk out number 1 contenders. So Seth just go ahead and print are ugly mugs all over the promotion merchandise for School of Pain PPV and have are contract for the tag title match ready.
(Conrad looks up and rubs his beard) It is time for an improvment in morality...
Chad: So let the beatings commence! (Chad and Conrad share a laugh as they continue with their drunken UNO game as we fade to black...)
