Post by jackhammer on Oct 13, 2006 16:30:07 GMT -5
Scene fades up as you see a truck driving down the highway./ In the truck you see one of WCF’s most hated wrestler's trainer Saber and one of the most hated JackHammer. You see JackHammer driving and Saber in the passanger seat bring a paper bag to his mouth, obviously drinking an alcoholic beverage. JackHammer turns towards Saber and just shakes his head. Saber holds the bag upside down and shakes a little. He looks a little mad cause the bottle is empty. He opens the passenger side window and whips the bottle out. SMASH is all you hear and a few cars beeping their horns. The camera cuts to a shot inside of the truck.)
Saber: We need to stop! I’m out of 40’s!
JackHammer: You defiantly don’t need any more booze…plus we are almost to the border.
Saber: You’re just mad! Cause I made my indy return and you didn’t get to wrestle on it!
JackHammer: You fu*king retard. I got you that show! I could have wrestled on it but I’m not the one knocking off the ring rust brotha!
Saber: Ring rust? What ring rust?
JackHammer: Oh brother you are drunk.
Saber: I don’t see any rusty rings around! What the fu*k are you talking about.
(JackHammer just shakes his head again and continues driving. Where are they going? To Canada of course! Saber hasn’t seen his buddy Goliath in a year or two and for some reason has the urge to go right now. JackHammer obviously driving cause Saber is hammered like usual.)
Saber: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!
(JackHammer points to the side of the road)
JackHammer: Look fu*ker…sign says 20 miles to Canada! You have to wait!
(Saber squints and stares trying to read the sign)
Saber: That sign doesn’t say anything…it’s just blurry green paint!
JackHammer: What the fu*k? How my have you drank you alcoholic! Blurry green paint?? For christ sakes listen to yourself! You sound as dumb as that David Alastair.
Saber: Chooo Choooo I like trains!
(JackHammer slams his head on the steering wheel. BEEP the horn goes off.)
Saber: Ouch! That looks like it hurt.
(JackHammer pulls into an upcoming rest stop a few miles before Canada.)
Saber: ROCK ROCK ROCK ROCK!!! BooZE TIME!
JackHammer: I don’t think they sell it here Saber. Just Mcdonald's and Dunkin donuts. Get all these bottles out of the truck. We don’t need to get arrested on our way across the border.
Saber: Remember the last time we got arrested? For digging up bad bob badstreet and pissing on his dead body?
JackHammer: Unfortunately I do and I don’t want something like that to happen again! No clean this sh*t up I’m going to get some food. You hungry?
Saber: A six pack will do just fine thanks!
(JackHammer just shakes his head as he walks into the building. A few people recognize him and approach him. It’s a young boy and his mother.)
Kid: (very nervous) Um JackHammer…can I have an autograph?
(He holds out a pen and piece of paper. JackHammer grins a little at the kid.)
JackHammer: You sure can kid!
(The kid starts to jump up and down with joy!)
JackHammer: As soon as your mom shows me her jugs.
(The lady looks disgusted)
Lady: Excuse me?
JackHammer: Show me you tits or no autograph. I think it’s a fair trade seeing how my autograph is worth a lot on ebay and you little retarded son will probably just sell it.)
Lady: You are a pig.
(The lady grabs her sons arm and walks away.)
JackHammer: Works every time!
(JackHammer walks up to the counter at mcdonalds and orders three triple cheeseburgers, two large fries, and a supersize hi C orange. He pays for his meal and Saber comes stumbling in)
Saber: JackHammer Where are you!
(JackHammer yells to Saber and raises his hand. Saber stumbles over just as the food is placed on JackHammer’s tray. Saber’s eyes light up!)
Saber: That looks good! But I said I just wanted beer. You didn’t have to buy me lunch.
JackHammer: I didn’t this is all for me…order your meal im going to sit next to those sluts over thre.
(a few minutes later Saber joins JackHammer at the table…JackHammer is half finished with his meal as Saber begins eating. Saber keeps staring over at the table next to him where there are four young ladies sitting.)
Saber: Thank god I’m famous again…now I have a chance with those whores over there JackHammer!
(JackHammer again just shakes his head. The girls all leave where they were sitting.)
JackHammer: You do know they heard you right?
Saber: Fu*k YOU SLUTS! Think they heard that?
JackHammer: I bet they did.
Saber: I’m going to anally rape clemons Sunday!
JackHammer: GUH! When you get this drunk nothing makes sense.
Saber: at least I didn’t almost loose to an ape!
JackHammer: It’s hard to battle a drunk monster…Thunder will be a walk in the park Sunday. If I can beat Thunder, David Alastair then a guy like Jeff Cage won’t be .!
Saber: it’s Brian not Jeff!
JackHammer: Who gives a crap? Not me! Jeff, Brian, tony, Freddie, all the same! There all three a bunch of losers who doesn’t stand a chance against a great superstar like myself!
(at that point Saber starts dancing for no reason on a table and is singing.)
Saber: SHE’S ONLY SEVENTEEN SEVENTEEN. DADY SAYS SHE’S TOO YOUNG BUT SHE’S OLD ENOUGH FOR ME!!!!!!!!
JackHammer: UGH! Maybe I should be the one who babysits! Last comment taken back. Saber get down and lets go!
Saber: I am getting down!
(Scene fades)
Saber: We need to stop! I’m out of 40’s!
JackHammer: You defiantly don’t need any more booze…plus we are almost to the border.
Saber: You’re just mad! Cause I made my indy return and you didn’t get to wrestle on it!
JackHammer: You fu*king retard. I got you that show! I could have wrestled on it but I’m not the one knocking off the ring rust brotha!
Saber: Ring rust? What ring rust?
JackHammer: Oh brother you are drunk.
Saber: I don’t see any rusty rings around! What the fu*k are you talking about.
(JackHammer just shakes his head again and continues driving. Where are they going? To Canada of course! Saber hasn’t seen his buddy Goliath in a year or two and for some reason has the urge to go right now. JackHammer obviously driving cause Saber is hammered like usual.)
Saber: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!
(JackHammer points to the side of the road)
JackHammer: Look fu*ker…sign says 20 miles to Canada! You have to wait!
(Saber squints and stares trying to read the sign)
Saber: That sign doesn’t say anything…it’s just blurry green paint!
JackHammer: What the fu*k? How my have you drank you alcoholic! Blurry green paint?? For christ sakes listen to yourself! You sound as dumb as that David Alastair.
Saber: Chooo Choooo I like trains!
(JackHammer slams his head on the steering wheel. BEEP the horn goes off.)
Saber: Ouch! That looks like it hurt.
(JackHammer pulls into an upcoming rest stop a few miles before Canada.)
Saber: ROCK ROCK ROCK ROCK!!! BooZE TIME!
JackHammer: I don’t think they sell it here Saber. Just Mcdonald's and Dunkin donuts. Get all these bottles out of the truck. We don’t need to get arrested on our way across the border.
Saber: Remember the last time we got arrested? For digging up bad bob badstreet and pissing on his dead body?
JackHammer: Unfortunately I do and I don’t want something like that to happen again! No clean this sh*t up I’m going to get some food. You hungry?
Saber: A six pack will do just fine thanks!
(JackHammer just shakes his head as he walks into the building. A few people recognize him and approach him. It’s a young boy and his mother.)
Kid: (very nervous) Um JackHammer…can I have an autograph?
(He holds out a pen and piece of paper. JackHammer grins a little at the kid.)
JackHammer: You sure can kid!
(The kid starts to jump up and down with joy!)
JackHammer: As soon as your mom shows me her jugs.
(The lady looks disgusted)
Lady: Excuse me?
JackHammer: Show me you tits or no autograph. I think it’s a fair trade seeing how my autograph is worth a lot on ebay and you little retarded son will probably just sell it.)
Lady: You are a pig.
(The lady grabs her sons arm and walks away.)
JackHammer: Works every time!
(JackHammer walks up to the counter at mcdonalds and orders three triple cheeseburgers, two large fries, and a supersize hi C orange. He pays for his meal and Saber comes stumbling in)
Saber: JackHammer Where are you!
(JackHammer yells to Saber and raises his hand. Saber stumbles over just as the food is placed on JackHammer’s tray. Saber’s eyes light up!)
Saber: That looks good! But I said I just wanted beer. You didn’t have to buy me lunch.
JackHammer: I didn’t this is all for me…order your meal im going to sit next to those sluts over thre.
(a few minutes later Saber joins JackHammer at the table…JackHammer is half finished with his meal as Saber begins eating. Saber keeps staring over at the table next to him where there are four young ladies sitting.)
Saber: Thank god I’m famous again…now I have a chance with those whores over there JackHammer!
(JackHammer again just shakes his head. The girls all leave where they were sitting.)
JackHammer: You do know they heard you right?
Saber: Fu*k YOU SLUTS! Think they heard that?
JackHammer: I bet they did.
Saber: I’m going to anally rape clemons Sunday!
JackHammer: GUH! When you get this drunk nothing makes sense.
Saber: at least I didn’t almost loose to an ape!
JackHammer: It’s hard to battle a drunk monster…Thunder will be a walk in the park Sunday. If I can beat Thunder, David Alastair then a guy like Jeff Cage won’t be .!
Saber: it’s Brian not Jeff!
JackHammer: Who gives a crap? Not me! Jeff, Brian, tony, Freddie, all the same! There all three a bunch of losers who doesn’t stand a chance against a great superstar like myself!
(at that point Saber starts dancing for no reason on a table and is singing.)
Saber: SHE’S ONLY SEVENTEEN SEVENTEEN. DADY SAYS SHE’S TOO YOUNG BUT SHE’S OLD ENOUGH FOR ME!!!!!!!!
JackHammer: UGH! Maybe I should be the one who babysits! Last comment taken back. Saber get down and lets go!
Saber: I am getting down!
(Scene fades)
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