Buddy Romans Alternate Commentary: WCF " TEN "

[Buddy Roman]

WCF- Greatest Matches Vol. 1


Guest Bonus Commentary

Guest Commentator – Buddy Roman

Event: TEN ( 1/31/10 )

Match: Fatal 5-way for the World Title

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** Buddy Roman sits quietly in a chair with a bottle of water in his hands and a pair of head phones on his head as he is linked directly into the recording dub for WCF’s newest DVD, “ WCF- Greatest Matches Vol. 1. The main event of “ TEN” Begins to play.. **




Buddy Roman: What is this, again? TEN? O, I see. Because its like ONE but its 2010, so its ironic. No, It’s Seth. He’s not that clever. We’re what? Really? Well you can just edit that last part out.


** The intro clips for TEN begin to play. **

Buddy Roman: We had a production crew back then? Wow, I take it back, maybe Seth WAS a clever man. I wonder what happened.


**The intro dissolves into the start of the fatal five way World Title match. **



[ Kyle grabs his microphone.
Kyle Steel: Introducing first, standing to my right.. the Future of WCF.. the South Street Menace.. JAAAYY PRRIIIIIIIICEEE! ]


** Buddy Roman immediately loses his shit. **

Buddy Roman: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Ashton, Ashton, Ashton my son. HAHAHAHAHAH You can come out now. You punk’d me. You got me good. Who added that line in? “ The Future of WCF” L. O. Fuckin’ L. Pahh-leease… The Future of Pro Wrestling. If Jay Price could go forward in time, he’d kick his own ass.

[ Price raises his arms in the air to a chorus of booing. Seth is standing outside, acting as his manager.
Zach Davis: Well, I almost didn't get to say it, but.. main event time. ]


Buddy Roman: But it wouldn’t be for a title so he’d probably no show his vignettes tapings. If Jay Price see’s this.. this right here, him getting his introduction to this match is the peak of his entire career. Screw that two week world title run- Its this right here.

[ Bobby Cairo: The importance of this match cannot be understated. WCF's five biggest superstars ever are competing here tonight for the most important prize in the game... it doesn't get any bigger than this. ]


Buddy Roman: Five biggest? Jay Price and Brad Kane are in this match. It’s more like thre biggest and some filler because SOMEONE needs to job to Torture.

[ Shannan Lerch: And even without Logan, these are five men with very personal grudges. Brad Kane defeated Torture earlier last year, only to have the belt taken away from him on a technicality; Creeping Death and Torture are former best friends, until Torture turned on him and the New Dynasty years ago; Torture and Slickie T fought in one of the greatest matches in WCF history last month at One; and Price, well.. Price and Torture have actually been allies. It'll be interesting to see how they interact. ]


Buddy Roman: Did she say “ Duck Dynasty?” No? She should have; that show’s more entertaining that Torture could ever dream of being.



[ Kyle Steel: Next, from Siciliy, Italy...
HUGE pop.
Kyle Steel: THE ACE OF HARDCORE, SLICKIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TTTTTTTTTTTT!
The arena fades to black as a red, white, and green spotlights begin to circle the crowd and a red glow appears on the left side of the stage, a white glow in the middle, and a green glow on the right, as “Gravesend (Lake of Fire)” by Lordz of Brooklyn begins to blast over the speakers and the three lights come together in the center of the stage where Slickie T stands with his back turned to the crowd, his arms extended to form the shape of a “T”. He watches as the screen shows a roulette wheel spinning as the pill comes to settle on the green 00 space and the camera zooms in on the pill until the screen becomes completely white and then “Slickie T the Ace of Hardcore” scrolls across the screen in black in front of a waving Italian flag. Slickie then quickly turns as the pill settles in the 00 space and red, white, and green pyros explode behind him as he slowly makes his way down the ramp, slapping hands with those who are reaching out to him. As he reaches the ring, he quickly climbs the ring stairs, looking out over the crowd before grabbing the top rope and vaulting over the top of it and into the middle of the ring. After glancing over the crowd with a thin smile on his face, he climbs a turnbuckle and throws his arms out once again to form a “T” before backflipping off the top turnbuckle and back into the middle of the ring as the lights come up once again.
Zach Davis: Here is the man that many feel should be the World Champion right now. He's the winner of War and the brightest star in WCF's future.
Shannan Lerch: The brightest star not named Jay Price, that is. ]



** Buddy Roman cracks up laughing again. ***


Buddy Roman: I- I forgot about Slickie T. I thought Bobby Cairo was talking about himself being in this match. Spoiler: Slickie T gonna get his dick sucked for the next five years for being in the Dub for less time then what it takes to get a coffee at Starbucks.

[ Kyle Steel: And next, now residing in Minneapolis, Minnesota.. a four time World Champion, two time Hardcore Champion, two time Television Champion, and one time Tag Team Champion... CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPING DEATH!
A large red curtain comes down from the roof of the arena, covering the Jumbotron and entrance, coming to a rest on the stage. "Bloodlines" by Dethklok starts, and the lights go out. A spotlight comes on from behind the curtain, projecting a blackened figure standing on a see-through box. After a few seconds, the curtain rises, revealing Creeping Death standing on a glass box with a hoodie on. The "Bloodlines" video is playing on the Jumbotron. He methodically lowers his hood and drops off the box, heading down to the ring. A second spotlights hits the ring as CD approaches. CD simply slides into the ring by the near corner and swings his legs around into a sitting position against the bottom turnbuckle. He peels his hoodie off and drops it to the floor. This is where he sits until the match begins.
Bobby Cairo: Don't say it, Shannan, we know. You hate Creeping Death. But I've been in the ring with this guy, and he is good. I don't know if I agree with how he got into tonight's match, but he is good. ]


Buddy Roman: Corey Black is in this match. That’s a thing, I guess. I mean, it can’t suck THAT bad, can it?


Kyle Steel: From Belfast, Ireland, now residing in Boston, Massachusetts.. he's formerly known as Reckless Jack, and he's a former World, United States, Tag Team, and Cruiserweight Champion... BRAAAAAAAAD KA ]



Buddy Roman: SKIP

** Buddy Roman fast forwards the tape. **



[ Kyle Steel: And lastly..
The fans begin to boo. Loudly.
Kyle Steel: From Modesto, California, now residing in Los Angeles..
The fans are still booing.
Kyle Steel: He is a three time World Champion.. former People's Champion.. the longest reigning Hardcore Champion in WCF history.. he is the most hated man in WCF history.. HE IS THE REIGNING AND DEFENDING CHAMPION.. HE. IS. TOOOOOOORTUUUUUURRREEEEEEE!
MASSIVE booing. Crawl by the Kings of Leon hits the speakers. Fireworks go off on the stage as the lights go to black and smoke fills the top of the rampway. Torture steps out from the curtain and stands in the middle of the stage. The smoke clears 20 seconds in, and the crowd boo's even harder. Some hardcore Torture fans are cheering, but they're quickly drowned out by booing. Torture walks down the ramp smiling yet focused and intent on beating his opponents. He slides into the ring walks to one of the ring posts and taunts to the crowd. He throws one hand into the air, and his other hand points to his waist and the WCF World Title. He backs down off of the ring post and the lights slowly come back on. ]


Buddy Roman: Torture has to be one of the most boring to watch in the ring. How did he even get his hands on the World title? Wait, that’s right- Brad Kane and Jay Price are in this match. That’s an old testament sin.


** DING: Old Testament Sin Cunter: 1 **



[ Shannan Lerch: Torture.. there is so much to be said about this man. And I don't have to, because you already know him. He's more hated than anyone in WCF history, but he is the very definition of World Champion. Nothing matters to him more than that belt, which he has shown time and time again.
Bobby Cairo: And if he loses tonight, he won't get another shot at that Title for another SIX months. I don't know if Torture could survive that! ]


Buddy Roman: Look, Bobby. I know this is before your THICK days but even you know that Torts gonna champ by Monday night. Don’t even try to tighten that extension cord around my neck prematurely like that. LOOK WHOSE IN THIS MATCH! Yahweh, Damn it.


[ Zach Davis: Neither do I, Bobby. But if he WINS tonight... I think he may truly be undefeatable. ]


Buddy Roman: Epic Forshadowing there, Zach. I wonder who doesn’t win this match.


[ The ref calls Torture into the middle of the ring to surrender the belt. Torture approaches him and gives it to him. The ref then calls for the bell.
Shannan Lerch: Well, here we go! ]



Buddy Roman: Seths Sister, she’s like two grapes of a whole idiot back ten, wasn’t she?

[ Torture's eyes go wide, as he hadn't expected the ref to call for the bell so fast and he was caught unaware and surrounded by men that hate him. Kane quickly tackles Torture down, raining punches down on his face!
Bobby Cairo: As far as pure, unadulterated hatred goes, I think Brad Kane has everyone else in this match beat.. now that Logan is gone. Brad Kane hates Torture with everything he has. ]


Buddy Roman: Because Brad Kane literally HAS nothing. Because Brad Kane IS nothing.


[ Price has gone on the attack, immediately blindsiding Creeping Death. He hits him with several rights and lefts before throwing CD to the ropes and hitting a Powerslam! Slickie T backs away from the action, watching, waiting for the right moment to jump in. ]

Buddy Roman: Jay Price does wrestling? If you look closly, he immediately starts crying after that power slam. No one is more surprised than him right now. Not even me, and I’m really freaking surprised.

[ Zach Davis: A five man match is unusual The fifth man must either make an ally with someone and double team, or be passive and wait for an opening. It is an awkward position to be in. ]


Buddy Roman: I’m glad that Zach Davis isn’t this stupid anymore. Imagin if he and Shannon had kids? God what a ugly little dumb shit that would be.


[ Torture has finally escaped Brad Kane, and both men are to their feet. Kane goes for a big kick but Torture catches it. Kane goes for an Enziguri, but Torture ducks that, knowing it was coming. He pulls Kane in, grabbing him and going for a German Suplex!, but Kane lands on his feet, behind Torture! He grapples him and executes a Dragon Suplex, bridging it!
Shannan Lerch: First nearfall of the match! ]


Buddy Roman: Yes, Shannan. We know.
[ One!
No! Slickie T immediately kicks Kane off. Guiliano picks Kane up and tosses him out of the ring before stomping on the fallen Torture.
Bobby Cairo: That's what you meant about the fifth man waiting for an opening, Zach. Slickie waited until he saw an opportunity and he took it. Now he's the one on the offensive. ]


Buddy Roman: And that is why Bobby Cairo is the hardest working man in wrestling. Not only is he carrying the stellar commentary team of Zach Davis and Shannan Lerch but he quiet literally the second best competitor in this match.


[ Price has Creeping Death in the corner, and he lifts him up onto the turnbuckle. Price climbs up with him, going for a Superplex perhaps, but Creeps isn't sufficiently damaged yet and Headbutts Price before throwing him off the turnbuckle. Price gets to his feet but Creeping Death jumps off the top with a Dragonrana! Into the pinfall!
One!
Two!
No, Price gets out of it!
Shannan Lerch: PHEW! Go Jay! ]


Buddy Roman: You don’t really see dragaon-0- rana’s, a lot. Like, why? The second best thing about Jay Prices career was taking that spot and the third best thing about his career is the near fall, kick out.




[ Zach Davis: What an awful return that would be, taking a pinfall this early in the match in his first World Title shot. ]

Buddy Roman: An awful thing, indeed. He woulda done himself a lot of favors is he did. He;d do me a lot of favors too.

[ Bobby Cairo: Speaking of, we really need to think about Price's impact in this match. He's never been Champ and he hasn't quite had the success Slickie has had.. he's hungry. However, he's coming back from a big injury and he may have ring rust. ]


Buddy Roman: Bobby Cairo, in commanding lead of this match. Like the ring general that he is. What impact? Price doesn’t have IMPACT. ( LOLTNA) He won’t be champ for another like- three years and just like his relationship with Shannan, it was a thing of pity. Another thing. That’s not ring rust. That’s just how he wrestles. He could have crippled both of his legs and have a frontal lobotomy and it would dramatically IMPROVE his wrestling ability.



[ Creeping Death gets to his feet, as does Jay. CD hits him with a Dropkick as Jay gets to his feet. Jay stumbles back and CD runs at him, but Jay lifts him up and lets him crash face first into the turnbuckle. CD stumbles back and Price catches him and hits a Reverse STO!
Shannan Lerch: Another advantage Jay has is that none of his competitors have been able to scout him. They were all expecting Logan.
Meanwhile, Slickie currently has Torture in a Single Leg Crab. Torture reaches the ropes, however, and the ref calls for a break. Slickie obliges. ]


Buddy Roman: Rope break? It’s a fatal five-way match.


[ He picks Torture up and goes for a Vertical Suplex, but Tort shifts his weight and lands behind him. Torture takes Slickie down with a Reverse DDT!
Zach Davis: The Champ, getting back into it!
Torture turns towards Jay and the two make brief eye contact before Torture is attacked from behind by Brad Kane. ]


Buddy Roman: Right. Brad Kane is in this match. I honestly forgot and honestly, I think he forgot too.


[ Kane hits him with a few forearms to the back of the head before throwing him to the ropes. Torture bounces off them and comes back towards Kane but Kane telegraphs a Back Bodydrop, Torture stops himself in time to hit a stiff kick to Kane's chest followed by a Neckbreaker!
Bobby Cairo: Well, looks like Torture has had enough of people kicking his ass. Time for him to do some ass kicking himself.
And, indeed, Torture kicks angrily at both Kane and Slickie T. Until he notices something at the entryway.
Shannan Lerch: What the...
LOGAN is walking out from the back!
Zach Davis: LOGAN!?
His head is bandaged and he has a slight limp, but he's making his way towards the ring. Torture basically laughs at him, telling him to bring it. Once Logan approaches the ring Torture runs at him, about to kick him, but Logan grabs Torture's legs and pulls him under the ring ropes and starts hitting him with punches, lefts and rights! The crowd pops huge! ]


Buddy Roman: So Torture pays the ref off for a shitty rope break but doesn’t think to get some DQ insurance?

[ Bobby Cairo: THIS IS WHAT WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR! TORTURE AND LOGAN GOING AT IT AGAIN!
Shannan Lerch: But what is Logan doing out here!? ]



Buddy Roman:… Being more effective than Brad Kane.


[ Zach Davis: He's SUPPOSED to be in this match, and he's getting suspended.. why the hell not!?
Torture fires back with rights and lefts of his own! Torture and Logan, going at it! Punches flying between the two heated rivals!
Shannan Lerch: Price is the one that hurt Logan but Logan's not even after him! Tonight, it is all about Torture!
Eventually Torture gets the upper hand and the crowd begins to boo. He hits Logan with a few more punches than Logan hits him with, and Torture throws Logan into the ring steps. Logan's back crashes into them and he yells out in pain. The fans are chanting, "LOGAN! LOGAN! LOGAN!" Torture runs at him but Logan moves away at the last second. Torture stops himself before he crashes into the ring steps himself but Logan hits him with a stiff kick to the gut and then slams his head into the turnbuckle on the outside! Torture stumbles backwards and Logan hits him with a huge Belly to Belly Suplex!
Bobby Cairo: The Face of Treachery is on fire! ]


Buddy Roman: So Torture is getting sausaged whipped outside the ring and whats CD and Slickie T, doing? They just rolling around play tummy sticks? For god sakes, somebody throw a damn pie.



[ Torture goes down on the outside, clutching his back in pain. Logan stands over him, raising his arms in the air to a huge ovation from the crowd and chants of his name.
Zach Davis: Well, I guess this is a six man match now-
Out of nowhere, BRAD KANE flies over the top rope from the inside, hitting a Plancha on both Logan and Torture! ]



Buddy Roman: Finally, the joke is complete. You all saw CD launch that crème pie at Logan and Torture. Its funny because Brad Kane isn’t people.


[ Shannan Lerch: Well, Kane hates Logan almost as much as he hates Torture, I think!
That leaves Slickie, Creeping Death, and Jay Price inside the ring. Creeping Death and Slickie have seemingly formed some kind of temporary alliance, kicking at Jay Price. But CD soon turns his attention to Slickie, hitting him with a Dropkick out of nowhere, sending Slickie staggering back. Creeping Death comes behind him and jumps onto his shoulders, going for a Reverse Rana, but Slickie counters with a Powerbomb. Slickie quickly pins him.
One.
Two.
No, Price pulls Slickie off. Price picks Slickie up and takes him down with the Russian Legsweep and then strikes the back of Slickie's head with his knee!
Bobby Cairo: Great combination there from Jay Price. ]


Buddy Roman: Robert, my son. Don’t encourage him.



[ Slickie holds his head in pain as Price gets to his feet, but Brad Kane, out of nowhere, Springboards from the ropes and hits Price with a Diving European Uppercut! Kane picks Price up and throws him out of the ring. He then starts stomping on CD and Guiliano.
Zach Davis: It is going to be difficult for Kane to control the ring but he's going to do his best. ]



Buddy Roman: Its funny because Brad Kane doesn’t know what “ Best” means. The term “ best” and Brad Kane are like Parallel lines, they’ll never meet. Jay Price knows what I’m talkin’ about.


[ Torture tries to slide into the ring, but Kane runs at him and hits a Baseball Slide, sending Tort flying backwards. He then goes back to stomping CD and Guiliano for a bit. Price tries to get back into the ring, but Kane runs at him once he's on the apron and Dropkicks him, sending him flying off as well.
Shannan Lerch: Looks like he's doing a pretty good job to me, Zach! ]


Buddy Roman: Brad Kane is alone with Slickie T and Corey Black. Because, you know.. NOTHING can go wrong, now.

[ Creeping Death and Allen Guiliano have both started getting to their feet. Kane quickly hits Creeping Death with the BK Backfist!, sending CD dropping to the mat. Slickie is up, he runs at BK but Kane hits the Moment of Impact!! The crowd pops!

Bobby Cairo: Brad Kane is on fire! Not literally, of course. Not yet, anyway! ]


Buddy Roman: Damn shame, Cairo. Damn, crying shame.



[ Bobby Cairo : Who knows what some of the guys in this match could do to win. ]


Buddy Roman: One Day you’ll sell your soul to the Jew Devil to win a world title.. so.. theres that. That’s not so much desperate as it is smart, so.. YOU’RE WELCUM.EXE


[ On the outside, Torture is up. Kane kicks Slickie out of the ring, then CD. He's alone. He turns to Torture... and taunts him, telling him to get in the ring.
Zach Davis: Brad Kane wants Torture one on one! ]


Buddy Roman: If I had a week and all the astrogilde and extension cords in the world, I couldn’t begin to tell you much of both a good and bad idea that is for Brad Kane.


[ Torture obliges! ]


Buddy Roman: I think I just came a little bit.

** Buddy Roman checks. **

Buddy Roman: Nope. Just a weak prostate.



[ Torture slides in and he and Kane are going at it, hitting punches to each other's head! Torture eventually gets the upper hand, and he takes Brad to the ropes. He throws Brad across the ring and then executes a Tiltawhirl Backbreaker as he comes back. Brad clutches his back as he goes down. Torture is in control of the ring now, he picks Kane up and goes to toss him over the top rope. But Kane lands on the apron!, Torture doesn't notice!, Kane quickly climbs back in the ring and waits for Torture to turn around... and hits the BK Backfist on him too!!
Shannan Lerch: How insulting! ]


Buddy Roman: I bet this was the reason why Torture quit the company a year later. If Brad Kane slapped me like a bitch, I’d quit WCF TOO.. But unlike Torture I would show up at Brad Kanes house and body him with a mellon baller and a vegetable peeler.

[ Torture flies half way across the ring, into the turnbuckle. Kane climbs up and starts punches him in the head, and the fans count along.
One!
Two!
Three!
Four!
Five!
Six!
Seven!
Eight!
Nine!..
Before ten, Torture grabs Kane and runs forward, dropping Kane on his knee, hitting a Reverse Atomic Drop! Kane yells in pain and Torture follows up with the Copani Driver! ]


Buddy Roman: Great, now Brad Kane will never know how to count to ten.

[ Bobby Cairo: If Torture can pin Kane, this could be it!
Torture is about to do so, but Logan quickly pulls Torture back out of the ring. Slickie T has just climbed the top rope.... AND HITS A 450 SPLASH ONTO KANE!
ONE!
TWO!
NO! KANE KICKS OUT!
Zach Davis: Brad Kane, showing his heart.. I don't believe he kicked out! ]


Buddy Roman: Its like what my uncle Jonah always told me. If you don’t have brains, you have balls. And if you don’t have balls then you’re a sissy women who has “ heart” and THAT is why we stone them. True story. He tweeted it from the belly of a whale.

[ Shannan Lerch: The bigger story is this: I think Logan pulled Torture out of the ring just so Slickie could hit his move. I don't think Logan cares who wins, just so long as it isn't Torture. ]


Buddy Roman: I think the judges still have Bobby Cairo winning this match.


[ Creeping Death is back in the ring. He waits for Slickie to turn around, then BAM! He Gores him! Slickie flies back and falls to the mat. CD quickly hops over him and then jumps to the turnbuckle and executes a Triple Jump Moonsault!
Bobby Cairo: One of the best Moonsaults I've ever seen!
Into the pin!
One!
Two!
No, Slickie kicks out! But Creeping Death is relentless. He quickly picks Slickie up and executes his Black Fire Upon Us move!
Zach Davis: Slickie is getting hit with lots of big moves.. this could be it!
Creeping Death pins him!
One!
Two!
No! Torture is back in the ring and he kicks CD off. ]


Buddy Roman: Its almost like they want Slickie T to win, you know? CD coulda been a five time world champ right then but Torture needs to ensure that the ref who he paid off for that rope break earlier would continue to call this contest right down the middle.

[ Shannan Lerch: Torture knows there are five other men in this match, and anyone can pin anyone to end it.. he has to watch things very carefully.
Torture grabs CD and goes to throw him over the ropes, but CD lands on the apron. Torture smiles a huge smile and CD's face is a mix of horror and understanding as Torture quickly grabs him from inside the ring and knees him in the gut between the ropes.
Bobby Cairo: I hate the man, but brilliant move by Torture. He threw CD over the ropes, knowing CD would land on the apron. And that will lead Torture to hitting this upcoming move...
Torture pulls Creeping Death through the top and middle ropes, holding his head.
Zach Davis: He's going for the Finishing Touch! ]


Buddy Roman: I bet it doesn’t finish, anything.

[ But Logan is back in the ring, he runs at Torture. Torture quickly releases CD's head and sidesteps Logan. ]


Buddy Roman: Nevermind finish. That didn’t even start anything. God, Tortures bad at naming his moves.


[ Torture kicks Logan stiffly in the gut and DDTs him to the mat! Logan holds his head in pain. Torture turns back to CD, but from out of nowhere Slickie rolls Torture up from behind!
One!
Two! ]


Buddy Roman: So why hasn’t Torture won on a DQ, yet? Anyone?

[ Cursing loudly, Torture gets out of it. He gets to his feet and goes to kick Slickie, but Slickie catches it and hits a Dragonscrew Legwhip!
Shannan Lerch: Down goes the Champ... and here comes the Future!
Jay Price is back! ]


Buddy Roman: You know, you could replace Jay Price with any guy in wrestling history to call himself “ The future” and they would have more of an impact on this match. Seriously, theres a guy in Spokehan wrestling in front of ten people and a garden gnome calling himself “ the future” and he’s been more impactful in this match than Jay Price. It takes some serious talent to be worse than Brad Kane. Serious Talent. He makes Adam Young look like Johnny Fly.


[ He grabs Slickie from behind and executes a Release German Suplex, folding Slickie up! Price gets up, and as he turns around he goes face to face.. with Logan.
Bobby Cairo: One of the hottest rivalries WCF has ever seen.. Price and Logan.. they're about to go at it again! ]


Buddy Roman: One bitches because the match wasn’t for a title and the other bitched because it wasn’t for hotdogs. There you go kids… this “ Epic feud” summed up better than it was executed. But it wasn’t worse than Twilight v. Price 2014

[ And they, of course, erupt in brawling! The fans are on their feet. Logan throws Price to the ropes, but Price quickly stops himself, not wanting to end up in a Sleeper. Price runs at Logan and goes for a Clothesline, Logan ducks it and hits Price with the Impact Style!
Zach Davis: Great move! This could be it! ]


Buddy Roman: Back when Logan v. Price was considered great wrestling.. I swear, I’d kill myself if I wasn’t on media team back then. The best part of the Logan v. Pruce feud was A.) My Tuna on Rye and B.) when it was over.. then of course there was the feud… that sucked.


[ Price quickly rolls out of the ring before Logan can pin him. Creeping Death and Brad Kane have both reentered the ring and they run at Logan, going for a Linked Clothesline. Logan ducks it. They then both kick him in the gut and Kane hits him with a Backbreaker. CD runs to the ropes, Springboards, turning around, and hits a Leg Drop on Logan while he's still on Kane's knee. Logan collapses to the mat in pain. ]


Buddy Roman: Best three-way of Logans life right there.


[ Shannan Lerch: Brad Kane and Creeping Death working together. They have similar styles and know each other EXTREMELY well.. we'll see how long this alliance lasts.
CD and Kane pull Slickie into the middle of the ring and Kane puts him in a Camel Clutch. CD runs to the ropes and then hits a Dropkick right to Slickie's face! CD quickly releases the Camel Clutch. CD goes to pin him, but naturally Kane grabs him before he can. Kane hits him with a Half Nelson Backbreaker!
Bobby Cairo: You were right, Shannan. Didn't last long at all. ]



Buddy Roman: Shock. Shock and surprise.


[ Torture quickly slides back into the ring. He takes Kane down from behind with a Reverse DDT. He's moving lightning fast. He quickly kicks Kane out of the ring, then Slickie T as well, hitting them with a few stomps as he does. Soon only he and CD are left. Logan tries getting back in the ring, Torture hits him with a stiff kick to the head. Slickie tries getting back in as well, but Torture kicks him off as well. On the outside, Price is brawling with Brad Kane. CD has slowly worked his way to his feet, and Torture grabs him and quickly hits the Torture's Device!!
Zach Davis: DONE.
Torture quickly pins him, hooking the leg!
ONE.
TWO.
THRE-
Shannan Lerch: Logan just pulled the ref out of the ring!
The ref argues with Logan, but Logan shrugs and doesn't really care. Torture walks up and starts cursing Logan out. Logan pulls Torture out of the ring then but Tort was prepared for it. He blocks Logan's initial attacks and then fires back with some lefts and rights of his own, sending Logan reeling. He grabs him and executes a Belly to Belly Suplex on the outside!
Bobby Cairo: Any move on the outside hurts a lot more than if you're in the ring. Even with the mats, you're hitting the hard ground.. it doesn't have the give that a wrestling ring does. ]


Buddy Roman: Listen up kids. The GodFather be teachin ya’ll something. With the edition of Logan. Torture is now in a 3-and a half –way, for his World title. Because Price and Kane STILL arnt people.

[ Torture keeps stomping at Logan. Inside the ring, Creeping Death has stumbled to his feet. Brad Kane has gotten the best of his brawl with Jay Price and slides into the ring. He grabs Creeping Death and hits the Impending Doom!
Zach Davis: PIN HIM! BRAD KANE IS GOING TO BE THE NEW CHAMPION!
Kane pins CD, hooking the leg.
ONE!..
TWO!......
Brad Kane gets up, breaking the pin.
Shannan Lerch: What!?
Bobby Cairo: What an idiot. Why would Kane do that!? He just let the World Title slip through his fingers! ]


Buddy Roman: And THAT IS WHY Brad Kane is the dumbest wrestler in WCF history. Its not a hard bar to beat, Price. And yet you still fail to do so.


[ The crowd is confused as well. Kane looks outside the ring, at Torture. He runs to the ropes and hits a Suicide Dive between them, hitting Torture and sending both men to the ground!
Zach Davis: I think Kane wants to pin Torture! He decided at the last second he didn't want to win by pinning Creeping Death... he wants to win by defeating Torture himself.
Brad Kane, Torture, and Logan are all on the outside. In the ring, Creeping Death once again stumbles to his feet. Slickie T slides back into the ring, measuring Creeping Death..
Shannan Lerch: GET HIM SLICKIE GET HIM!
Bobby Cairo: Creeping Death has taken a LOT of punishment in recent moments. He's going to be everyone's target right now.
Slickie goes for his Superkick finisher!, but Creeping Death, knowing that that would be the end of him, ducks it and hits Slickie T with the Pele!
Zach Davis: PPEELLEE!! ]


Buddy Roman: CDs Pele kick, has more personality than Brad Kane. Anyone ever notice that?


[ Slickie T stumbles back and Jay Price is in the ring now, Jay runs at him and hits the Busted Grill! As Price is getting up though Creeping Death catches him and executes an H Edge! CD then jumps to the top rope and flies off the top.... and hits a Five Star Frog Splash!
Shannan Lerch: No, damnit, no-
CD holds his stomach in pain as he pins Price.
ONE!
TWO!
NO! PRICE KICKS OUT!
Bobby Cairo: Creeping Death almost won yet another World Title! ]


Buddy Roman: SHOULD have won a world title but Price is dumber than Kane and kicked out.. because you know.. he think he can win.

[ CD stands up, but doesn't see Slickie behind him... Slickie catches him AND TAKES HIM DOWN WITH THE T-BONE!
Zach Davis: It's over! IT'S OVER! SLICKIE HAS IT!
Slickie pins Creeping Death!
One!
Two!...
Slickie T breaks up the pin himself.
Shannan Lerch: What!? Slickie too!?
Bobby Cairo: Slickie T and Brad Kane... neither man wants to win unless he can pin Torture! ]


Buddy Roman: Is the IQ standard for WCF hall of fame, a jello cup? What the fuck is wrong with these people?

[ Slickie picks Creeping Death up and tosses him out of the ring. Logan pulls Jay Price out of the ring and begins brawling with him as Brad Kane starts kicking at CD. Slickie gestures at Torture, who is outside the ring, telling him to bring it.
Zach Davis: Here we go! This is what we want to see!
Torture slides into the ring. Slickie doesn't attack yet... he and Torture tie up.
Shannan Lerch: Both men, trying to get control...
Eventually, Torture gets control, taking Slickie T to the corner. The ref yells to give a clean break, but Slickie doesn't bother waiting for it. He pushes Torture away. Torture runs at him, going for a Clothesline, but Slickie ducks it AND HITS ANOTHER T-BONE! ]


Buddy Roman: The ref calls for a rope break and then a clean break off the lock up but doesn’t award Torture the win off of Logan interference? That’s a young Zip Wingdinger, ain’t it?


[ Bobby Cairo: PIN HIM, SLICKIE! PIN HIM NOW!
Slickie does, indeed, pin Torture!
ONE!!
The fans are on their feet.
TWO!....
They're counting along..
Crowd: THREE!
NO! TORTURE GETS HIS SHOULDER UP!
Bobby Cairo: Oh God damnit! ]


Buddy Roman: I know! I’m damning this as hard as I can.

[ The fans boo like crazy. Outside the ring, Logan and Price have started brawling through the crowd.
Zach Davis: Where are they going!?
Shannan Lerch: Beats me! As far as Logan knows, Price still is allied with Torture. If Logan can take him out of the equation, it is more likely that Torture'll lose.
Slickie sits himself up on top of the turnbuckle. He waits for Torture to stumble to his feet.
Bobby Cairo: I think we know what he's going for here.. the Ace of Spades!
Torture is up, Slickie flies off... HE HITS IT! HE HITS THE ACE OF SPADES! The crowd is once again cheering as Slickie pins Torture once more!
ONE!
TWO!
NO! TORTURE GETS HIS FOOT ON THE ROPES!
Zach Davis: SO CLOSE! ]


Buddy Roman: Is anyone else annoyed with these rules? There is NO rope break in this match. Its standard practice. Is this how Torture won his matches? Loose technicalities and the combined suck-ness of Brad kane and Jay Price?


[ Outside the ring, Brad Kane has just hit the Love Megan Driver on Creeping Death! Creeping Death is nearly unconcious. Kane quickly jumps onto the apron and Springboards over the top rope, hitting a Missile Dropkick on Slickie T, sending Slickie flying out of the ring!
Shannan Lerch: Kane realizes he was close to losing his chance at beating Torture there, thanks to Slickie, but he's getting back into the thick of things! ]


Buddy Roman: Brad Kane ain’t never and never will be THICK. Real Talk, right there.


[ Kane picks Torture up and throws him to the turnbuckle. He then runs at him and hits a stiff kick right to his chest. Kane lifts Torture up, and then climbs up with him..
Bobby Cairo: I think I know what he's going for. And if he hits it, this match is over.
Kane hooks Torture.. AND TAKES HIM DOWN WITH AN AVALANCHE BRAINBUSTER!
Bobby Cairo: Kirisute Gomen!
Kane pins Torture!
ONE!!
THE FANS ARE ON THEIR FEET ONCE MORE!
TWO!!!
SLICKIE DIVES INTO THE RING...
Zach Davis: Slickie pulls Kane off Torture in the nick of time! My God that was close! ]


Buddy Roman: If Brad Kane won, I’d go to his house and go ham with a slap chop and a rubber grippy thing that women use to open pickle jars on lonely nights. Its night stand, top drawer, right Kane?

[ Slickie picks Kane up, but Kane is PISSED. He hits Slickie with the BK Backfist out of nowhere! Guiliano flies across the ring and to the mat. Kane turns back to Torture-
Shannan Lerch: IMPACT STYLE FROM LOGAN!
Bobby Cairo: Where did Logan come from!?!? ]


Buddy Roman: Where does he ever come from? That might as well be rhetorical.

[ Logan is back and he just hit Brad Kane with the Impact Style! Kane flies out of the ring. He grabs Guiliano and pulls him across the ring, onto Torture.
Shannan Lerch: Logan wants Slickie to win!?
Zach Davis: In his mind, I think, he's doing the best thing for WCF. Logan knows he shouldn't hold the World Title at this point, but he wants Slickie to win it.. and he wants Slickie to beat Torture.
Slickie is pinning The Tort.
ONE!
TWO!
No! Torture kicks out!!
Bobby Cairo: Too much time had passed, but Torture is vulnerable! Someone, get him!
Logan curses. He picks Torture up and hooks him for the Sleeper... and hits the Connector!
Shannan Lerch: NO!
AND SLICKIE NAILS LOGAN WITH THE OMERTA!
Zach Davis: Logan helped Slickie, but Slickie isn't going to take any risks here, it is every man for himself!
Slickie pins Torture!
ONE!
TWO!...
NO! TORTURE KICKS OUT!
Bobby Cairo: Excuse my cursing but JESUS CHRIST. Come ON! ]


Buddy Roman: Heh.. Logan did something important.. once…


[ Slickie gets up, sighing. He's about to lift Torture up, but Brad Kane pulls him out of the ring. He looks up at Slickie, shaking his head no.
Shannan Lerch: Kane isn't going to let Slickie be the one to pin Torture!
Kane starts kicking at Torture, and Slickie is about to follow him out of the ring until Logan catches Slickie in the Sleeper!
Zach Davis: Uh oh, guess Logan was pissed about the Omerta, here comes another Connector!
Logan flips, but Slickie shoves him off, sending Logan crashing to the mat. Slickie sighs to himself as he hooks Logan... AND HITS THE T-BONE!
Bobby Cairo: TAKE IT, SLICKIE! TAKE THE BELT AWAY FROM THAT SON OF A BITCH!
Slickie hesitates for a half second before pinning Logan, hooking the leg.
ONE!...
THE FANS ARE UP ONE MORE TIME.
TWO....
Crowd: THREE!
THREE.
Bobby Cairo: YYEESS! NEW CHAMPION, SLICKIE T! TORTURE HAS BEEN DETHRONED! ]


Buddy Roman: It’s like Jim Morrison dethroning John Lennon…

Gravesend (Lake of Fire) hits. Torture looks up from outside and its as if someone has ripped out his heart.
Zach Davis: SLICKIE T, ALLEN GUILIANO, HAS WON THE WORLD TITLE BY PINNING LOGAN!
Bobby Cairo: The Future of WCF has become the PRESENT. It is somewhat fitting he pinned the only man in the match to have been in WCF since the beginning. The reign of Allen Guiliano has begun.

Red, white, and green balloons and confetti are falling from the ceiling. Torture doesn't know what to do. He's looking up at the ring and Allen Guiliano is being handed the World Title. Guiliano climbs up to the top rope and holds the belt high in the air to a HUGE ovation. The crowd is chanting "SLICKIE T! SLICKIE T! SLICKIE T!"... Torture covers his ears, angrily.
Shannan Lerch: I just plain don't believe this. So many twists and turns tonight.. wow. New Champion, guys. Torture's reign is over.
Slickie hops off one turnbuckle and then goes to the next, once again raising the WCF World Title high in the air.
Zach Davis: Well fans... that is all the time we have. We'll see you next week at Slam.
Bobby Cairo: Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for being with us tonight.
Zach Davis: And thank you for being with us the past ten years. Goodnight.
Ten fades to black as we see Slickie T celebrating. ]


** The tape ends and goes to black as Buddy Roman gives his final thoughts on the match. **



Buddy Roman: And like John Morrison, Slickie T’s career can be summed up just as quick. And this is why you shouldn’t give world titles to guys who have only been in your company for a quick hot second. This highlight match of WCF has two nobodies in it, Logan, CD, Tort and Slickie T. Bobby Cairo was in this match too. He did better than Tort. Although, Tory should have won a DQ- If’n the ref wanted to stick to the rules that he clearly laid out with that rope break. I guess Zio Wingdinger like clean breaks in his cluster fuck world title matches.

This must have been the worst moment in CDs career. He could have been a five time world champion but Jay Price thought he could win.. so you know.. kick out.

God! Damn it! Why does Jay Price have to ruin everything.

Truthfully I don’t see why this match is looked at in such high regard. Two out of five guys in this match are worth anything constructive to WCF and Bobby Cairo was calling the match? Fucking travesty.

If this match right here is the bar to which all great matches are measured, then the bar isn’t high and the low card matches eat this match alive- weekly.

Bright side… at least Brad Kane is dead in a ditch somewhere… so this match has that going for it.


Final Verdict.. 3.5 outta 5.