Post by daveyboone on Jan 22, 2007 22:20:28 GMT -5
You guys know the layout...just roleplay this time!
~**~The scene opens up as the Alliance of Violence is all seen in a hospital as Davey Boone is being wheeled into the lobby wearing a gown. He looks to be in pain as Willy and Adam are both there at his side.~**~
Adam Knite- So Doc, what’s the verdict?
~**~A man wearing safety glasses, old blue jeans that have been worn in a lumber mill, steel toe boots, and a big huge dip in his mouth. Built like a basketball player and has a real sweet southern accent.~**~
Doc- Well hell……I.I..I..I…I don’t know…well…I mean shit I don’t know. I mean, I can’t tell what the hell is wrong with him..hell, I..I..I can’t really tell you much of anything right now. I mean..we run the hell out of the lumber…lumber prices are down and the prices of trees are up…so I can’t really tell you what will happen.
“Sweet” Willy Carter- We are talking about the patient here, not the lumber mill!
Doc- You know, I don’t take too well to you nigger man…I mean shit boys, whatever you think I guess. I just work at a lumber mill and am a supervisor of the filing and grinding area. I don’t know anything about being a doctor. The just call me Doc, hell on the weekends my son and I put up vinyl siding. He seems fine to be…ain’t been in no serious accident I don’t thank. Maybe had a little tricycle wreck or something, so minor scrapes and cuts and a bruise or 2 and that’s about it.
Adam Knite- David…you are such a boob!
Doc- Hey now! Nobody refers to me as my first name..they call me Doc..you call me Doc and I ain’t no doctor…you fix the sum bitch then! I’ve got a saw mill to run..hell…damn it boys!
Adam Knite- I was talking to Dave here…Davey Boone…not you!
~**~Davey Boone gets up out of the chair and takes off the gown to show he’s got his street clothes own under it as he’s laughing.~**~
Davey Boone- You are right, last night was a breeze..and they call him a former World Champion. If that’s what he was…then he doesn’t need to step into the ring with any of us again!
“Sweet” Willy Carter- Not only is Creeping Death stepping into the ring again with us, but he’s got to run a gauntlet that encompasses Miguel Sanchez, Thorrska Rojida, Infra-Red, Adam Knite and then Davey Boone as the people he must defeat. But the first 3 are not AoV…so why are they in this match?
Adam Knite- I don’t know..I was hoping we’d get a couple of guys to team up against us but instead we’ve gotta wait on Creeping Death to destroy 3 of the worst wrestlers on this planet in order for us to remind him not to ever mess with the Alliance of Violence again…that blows but whatever works I guess.
Davey Boone- If we aren’t careful, one of the 3 guys ahead of us could prove to be blow buddies with Creeping Death and screw us over. Hmmm…golly gee willakers guys…what will we ever do? I can’t comprehend why Creeping Death seems to think he can go through 3 idiots and 2 of the greatest wrestlers and the best tag team on the planet in Adam and myself and come out ahead. Who would CHOOSE Creeping Death over those odds? If I have it the way I want it, I’d be willing to take out the 3 idiots ahead of us so Adam can rip Creeping Death apart! Then maybe we can get this match over with, make an impact in the WCF by opening up the eyes of the entire roster, and finally get the attention we deserve. Maybe the AoV can move on past this Creeping Death and go on to bigger and better things….
~**~A big nurse walks by as Davey Boone’s attention is off on her…after all..people do refer to him as the “fat chick thriller”!~**~
Adam Knite- Holy crap! I think that’s CASSIE DIGGS! Isn’t that the bisexual you slept with several years ago? My GAWD that girl was ugly!
Davey Boone- No..it wasn’t! That girl looked a lot better than her..and besides..Cassie had red hair with black, skunk-like streaks in her hair. Man..what the crap was I smoking on then?
~**~Both Boone and Adam stare at Carter as he’s looking around confused.~**~
“Sweet” Willy Carter- Why in the crap are you guys lookin at me for? You want to know what it could have been Boone was smoking on because I am black?
Adam Knite- No, we want to know what he was smoking on then because you have a PhD degree in organic chemistry numb nutz!
“Sweet” Willy Carter- Oh..yeah…I forgot about that. Sorry guys…
Davey Boone- Come on guys, enough of this ridiculous chit-chatter…we’ve got to figure out a way to get rid of the first 3 guys from the gauntlet match and turn this into an Alliance of Violence Gauntlet match where Creeping Death has to beat Carter, Adam, and myself in the same match! Hmmm…lets go try to find Strepth…and maybe he can help us out.
“Sweet” Willy Carter- Don’t you mean Seth? The head of the WCF?
Adam Knite- That’s what he said..clean out your ears Willy! Sometimes I think you really are black you silly little nigger man!
~**~Adam and Davey both leave the hospital to find Seth as Carter looks around confused and then looks back at the heavy nurse looking at him fluttering her eye lashes at him with a name tag that says CASSIE DIGGS on her as Carter’s eyes get big and he takes off running behind Boone. The scene fades….~**~
~**~The scene opens up as the Alliance of Violence is all seen in a hospital as Davey Boone is being wheeled into the lobby wearing a gown. He looks to be in pain as Willy and Adam are both there at his side.~**~
Adam Knite- So Doc, what’s the verdict?
~**~A man wearing safety glasses, old blue jeans that have been worn in a lumber mill, steel toe boots, and a big huge dip in his mouth. Built like a basketball player and has a real sweet southern accent.~**~
Doc- Well hell……I.I..I..I…I don’t know…well…I mean shit I don’t know. I mean, I can’t tell what the hell is wrong with him..hell, I..I..I can’t really tell you much of anything right now. I mean..we run the hell out of the lumber…lumber prices are down and the prices of trees are up…so I can’t really tell you what will happen.
“Sweet” Willy Carter- We are talking about the patient here, not the lumber mill!
Doc- You know, I don’t take too well to you nigger man…I mean shit boys, whatever you think I guess. I just work at a lumber mill and am a supervisor of the filing and grinding area. I don’t know anything about being a doctor. The just call me Doc, hell on the weekends my son and I put up vinyl siding. He seems fine to be…ain’t been in no serious accident I don’t thank. Maybe had a little tricycle wreck or something, so minor scrapes and cuts and a bruise or 2 and that’s about it.
Adam Knite- David…you are such a boob!
Doc- Hey now! Nobody refers to me as my first name..they call me Doc..you call me Doc and I ain’t no doctor…you fix the sum bitch then! I’ve got a saw mill to run..hell…damn it boys!
Adam Knite- I was talking to Dave here…Davey Boone…not you!
~**~Davey Boone gets up out of the chair and takes off the gown to show he’s got his street clothes own under it as he’s laughing.~**~
Davey Boone- You are right, last night was a breeze..and they call him a former World Champion. If that’s what he was…then he doesn’t need to step into the ring with any of us again!
“Sweet” Willy Carter- Not only is Creeping Death stepping into the ring again with us, but he’s got to run a gauntlet that encompasses Miguel Sanchez, Thorrska Rojida, Infra-Red, Adam Knite and then Davey Boone as the people he must defeat. But the first 3 are not AoV…so why are they in this match?
Adam Knite- I don’t know..I was hoping we’d get a couple of guys to team up against us but instead we’ve gotta wait on Creeping Death to destroy 3 of the worst wrestlers on this planet in order for us to remind him not to ever mess with the Alliance of Violence again…that blows but whatever works I guess.
Davey Boone- If we aren’t careful, one of the 3 guys ahead of us could prove to be blow buddies with Creeping Death and screw us over. Hmmm…golly gee willakers guys…what will we ever do? I can’t comprehend why Creeping Death seems to think he can go through 3 idiots and 2 of the greatest wrestlers and the best tag team on the planet in Adam and myself and come out ahead. Who would CHOOSE Creeping Death over those odds? If I have it the way I want it, I’d be willing to take out the 3 idiots ahead of us so Adam can rip Creeping Death apart! Then maybe we can get this match over with, make an impact in the WCF by opening up the eyes of the entire roster, and finally get the attention we deserve. Maybe the AoV can move on past this Creeping Death and go on to bigger and better things….
~**~A big nurse walks by as Davey Boone’s attention is off on her…after all..people do refer to him as the “fat chick thriller”!~**~
Adam Knite- Holy crap! I think that’s CASSIE DIGGS! Isn’t that the bisexual you slept with several years ago? My GAWD that girl was ugly!
Davey Boone- No..it wasn’t! That girl looked a lot better than her..and besides..Cassie had red hair with black, skunk-like streaks in her hair. Man..what the crap was I smoking on then?
~**~Both Boone and Adam stare at Carter as he’s looking around confused.~**~
“Sweet” Willy Carter- Why in the crap are you guys lookin at me for? You want to know what it could have been Boone was smoking on because I am black?
Adam Knite- No, we want to know what he was smoking on then because you have a PhD degree in organic chemistry numb nutz!
“Sweet” Willy Carter- Oh..yeah…I forgot about that. Sorry guys…
Davey Boone- Come on guys, enough of this ridiculous chit-chatter…we’ve got to figure out a way to get rid of the first 3 guys from the gauntlet match and turn this into an Alliance of Violence Gauntlet match where Creeping Death has to beat Carter, Adam, and myself in the same match! Hmmm…lets go try to find Strepth…and maybe he can help us out.
“Sweet” Willy Carter- Don’t you mean Seth? The head of the WCF?
Adam Knite- That’s what he said..clean out your ears Willy! Sometimes I think you really are black you silly little nigger man!
~**~Adam and Davey both leave the hospital to find Seth as Carter looks around confused and then looks back at the heavy nurse looking at him fluttering her eye lashes at him with a name tag that says CASSIE DIGGS on her as Carter’s eyes get big and he takes off running behind Boone. The scene fades….~**~
