Post by tvo on Apr 7, 2007 20:42:05 GMT -5
The camera fades in on The Violent One. He is in the middle of a ring in a chair sitting with one single spot light on him. He begins to speak.
TVO: The world is a buzz. Everyone wants to hear my thoughts after this past Sunday's Slam. They want to know what I think of what happened and what I think of Blast coming up this Sunday. People have been asking me what I think of our chances at Blast this Sunday to take away the titles that AoV holds so dearly to them. Well technically if you want to look back at historically documented facts, TXO and myself are actually the tag champs... Why you might ask??? Well, considering the fact that TXO and myself are actually the two only true members of the Alliance of Violence, that would make us tag champs. What the hell am I talking about you may ask yourself. Well here is the facts. As a tag team The Xtreme One and myself, The Violent One, formed the Alliance of Violence about 6 years ago, and now all of a sudden its like "Wow! That worked for them why don't we try that!" And that is exactly what Adam and Boone did! But hey, they did what was good for their checkbooks. I cant blame them on that, they took the highest grossing tag team, the most respected and requested tag team name in the business today, stole the name and used it for themselves. No problem there, I mean thats their own derogative. They knew what was smart. They knew what for business was good for them. Which was fine and dandy to me, until they gave the name a bad taste. The kind of taste you get in your mouth after talking to a person you hate the most. The kind of taste an ex-girlfriend will bring up when the thought or her crosses your mind. That kind of taste. So what happens from here? Do I do anything to a long time friend just because of Randy Ort... I mean Adam" The worst second rate knock off I have ever seen" Knite? Well hell yeah I do! Thats just the way I am. I mean they took a tag team name and a way of life, and made it a mockery. They made it some second rate cheap knock off of the originals. The originals, who fought tooth and god damn nail to earn that damn right to call ourselves that. I am damn tired of it and have a reason to be! So where does that leave us? A fight to the death? Fuck, I already know who would win that. Thats not even a vote able decision. The vote would be 96 to 4. Our favor. So where might that leave us at Blast huh? Where??
The Violent One pauses for a moment, looks up at the ceiling, and looks back right into the camera.
TVO: Well Randy, I mean Adam, everyone always talks about a "straight shoot" interview. They want to see the person who is doing it, in there true light, no bullshit pulled, no censorship to worry bout, just a straight forward address to my opponents. So Adam, So "Boone" you guys finally bring up shit from the past go ahead. Cause if memory serves correct I know neither one of you hold a winning record against either TXO or myself. So there, you want the truth you just got it. Alot of the times when you guys did win you had help from the "back offices". Yeah yank my god damn chain some more. You guys are bother second rate knock offs of The Xtreme One and myself. And Adam, by the way, you can make gay jokes all day long, but anyone who isn't blind to the world, or has an IQ of negative 2 can see that the gay jokes are a god damn cover. A cover you and... well I do not nor ever will sink to your level when it comes to jokes and haha's about that subject. Lets face it, anyone who has read one of your interviews, knows thats there is alot of underlying gay shit going on, but thats all I am going to say about that.
TVO coughs. The cough sounds like Willy.
TVO: I am not here to make friends, nor am I here to be a second rate whipping boy for a bunch of front office "wrestlers". Yes I said it. Hell we all know it, so lets make it known about out loud, not just mumbles in the back. Now Adam, I see you are talking about TXO about how he cant "lick the boots of those in the hall of fame"... Gee thats funny, more front office politics. Every single one of those people listed, at one time or another got caught with there hands in the proverbial cookie jar. Again, that is a fact as plain to the eye as can be seen. But hey thats okay. We didn't follow "office" prototype. We didn't write the story lines, nor did we participate in the games. Now that truth hurts like a mother doesn't it Adam? You know I am right and that eats away at you. But then ya bring up something that really got me going... That we idolize you? Ha, now thats a joke an a half. Remember it is you and Boone, who stole our tag team name, it is you and Boone, that stole our trademark quotes, catchphrases and gimmicks. You have never reached our level with out using our name to get there. What does that tell you? Super stardom? When the hell did you ever achieve that? Thats the biggest crock of shit I have ever heard. We all know the only reason you can even make a claim like that is once again "office" politics. I am sick and fucking tired of the god damn politics that have plagued us. I mean just because we didn't want to follow the system, we get the short end of the stick its bullshit, and I for one am god damn tired of it. So AOV come Sunday, you are stepping into the ring with X and myself in a TLC match for OUR tag titles. And when the bell rings signifying TXO and myself's legacy will for once and all be done the way it should. No stupid "office" politics, no bullshit, just that Adam Knite will be forgotten and Boone will be hurt again, plain and simple. See you guys Sunday in my ring, and that my friends is no lie, because I am the VIOLENT ONE and you are on the path of VIOLENCE!!!
The Violent One stands up and upturns the chair. He exits the ring and walks into the dark as the camera fades to black.
TVO: The world is a buzz. Everyone wants to hear my thoughts after this past Sunday's Slam. They want to know what I think of what happened and what I think of Blast coming up this Sunday. People have been asking me what I think of our chances at Blast this Sunday to take away the titles that AoV holds so dearly to them. Well technically if you want to look back at historically documented facts, TXO and myself are actually the tag champs... Why you might ask??? Well, considering the fact that TXO and myself are actually the two only true members of the Alliance of Violence, that would make us tag champs. What the hell am I talking about you may ask yourself. Well here is the facts. As a tag team The Xtreme One and myself, The Violent One, formed the Alliance of Violence about 6 years ago, and now all of a sudden its like "Wow! That worked for them why don't we try that!" And that is exactly what Adam and Boone did! But hey, they did what was good for their checkbooks. I cant blame them on that, they took the highest grossing tag team, the most respected and requested tag team name in the business today, stole the name and used it for themselves. No problem there, I mean thats their own derogative. They knew what was smart. They knew what for business was good for them. Which was fine and dandy to me, until they gave the name a bad taste. The kind of taste you get in your mouth after talking to a person you hate the most. The kind of taste an ex-girlfriend will bring up when the thought or her crosses your mind. That kind of taste. So what happens from here? Do I do anything to a long time friend just because of Randy Ort... I mean Adam" The worst second rate knock off I have ever seen" Knite? Well hell yeah I do! Thats just the way I am. I mean they took a tag team name and a way of life, and made it a mockery. They made it some second rate cheap knock off of the originals. The originals, who fought tooth and god damn nail to earn that damn right to call ourselves that. I am damn tired of it and have a reason to be! So where does that leave us? A fight to the death? Fuck, I already know who would win that. Thats not even a vote able decision. The vote would be 96 to 4. Our favor. So where might that leave us at Blast huh? Where??
The Violent One pauses for a moment, looks up at the ceiling, and looks back right into the camera.
TVO: Well Randy, I mean Adam, everyone always talks about a "straight shoot" interview. They want to see the person who is doing it, in there true light, no bullshit pulled, no censorship to worry bout, just a straight forward address to my opponents. So Adam, So "Boone" you guys finally bring up shit from the past go ahead. Cause if memory serves correct I know neither one of you hold a winning record against either TXO or myself. So there, you want the truth you just got it. Alot of the times when you guys did win you had help from the "back offices". Yeah yank my god damn chain some more. You guys are bother second rate knock offs of The Xtreme One and myself. And Adam, by the way, you can make gay jokes all day long, but anyone who isn't blind to the world, or has an IQ of negative 2 can see that the gay jokes are a god damn cover. A cover you and... well I do not nor ever will sink to your level when it comes to jokes and haha's about that subject. Lets face it, anyone who has read one of your interviews, knows thats there is alot of underlying gay shit going on, but thats all I am going to say about that.
TVO coughs. The cough sounds like Willy.
TVO: I am not here to make friends, nor am I here to be a second rate whipping boy for a bunch of front office "wrestlers". Yes I said it. Hell we all know it, so lets make it known about out loud, not just mumbles in the back. Now Adam, I see you are talking about TXO about how he cant "lick the boots of those in the hall of fame"... Gee thats funny, more front office politics. Every single one of those people listed, at one time or another got caught with there hands in the proverbial cookie jar. Again, that is a fact as plain to the eye as can be seen. But hey thats okay. We didn't follow "office" prototype. We didn't write the story lines, nor did we participate in the games. Now that truth hurts like a mother doesn't it Adam? You know I am right and that eats away at you. But then ya bring up something that really got me going... That we idolize you? Ha, now thats a joke an a half. Remember it is you and Boone, who stole our tag team name, it is you and Boone, that stole our trademark quotes, catchphrases and gimmicks. You have never reached our level with out using our name to get there. What does that tell you? Super stardom? When the hell did you ever achieve that? Thats the biggest crock of shit I have ever heard. We all know the only reason you can even make a claim like that is once again "office" politics. I am sick and fucking tired of the god damn politics that have plagued us. I mean just because we didn't want to follow the system, we get the short end of the stick its bullshit, and I for one am god damn tired of it. So AOV come Sunday, you are stepping into the ring with X and myself in a TLC match for OUR tag titles. And when the bell rings signifying TXO and myself's legacy will for once and all be done the way it should. No stupid "office" politics, no bullshit, just that Adam Knite will be forgotten and Boone will be hurt again, plain and simple. See you guys Sunday in my ring, and that my friends is no lie, because I am the VIOLENT ONE and you are on the path of VIOLENCE!!!
The Violent One stands up and upturns the chair. He exits the ring and walks into the dark as the camera fades to black.
