Post by daveyboone on Jan 28, 2007 1:00:28 GMT -5
~**~Davey Boone and Willy Carter are both seen sitting in chairs as they are both dressed up. The cameraman is telling them the count down as Boone begins to speak.~**~
Davey Boone: Boone here of the Alliance of Violence, I'm here to give the State of the AoV Address. I have my manager here, "Sweet" Willy Carter...strictly to make fun of him. *laughs*
"Sweet" Willy Carter: Not funny........
Davey Boone: Okay, it seems as if the AoV really isn't getting the "coverage" it should...and when I say "coverage" I don't mean Chicago Bears coverage on the Colts receivers either. AoV IS without a doubt the top story here in the WCF...matter of fact, if the WCF could afford to have their own WCF The Magazine then the AoV would be the top story every volume! With that being said...on to our gauntlet match Willy...
"Sweet" Willy Carter: Well Boone...Creeping Death..
Davey Boone: That's enough from you nigger man...
"Sweet" Willy Carter: But...huh?
Davey Boone: Creeping Death was pinned by myself last week...I will give it to him..he will go through the first 3 guys he faces like a hot knife through Carter's mom's turnip greens, but the fact remains he's gotta face the AoV after that. And this won't be a cake walk...nor will it be a pie eating contest either that you can just walk in..eat a pie and come out the winner. Oh no...
"Sweet" Willy Carter: You don't have to talk about my momma like that...cake and pie eating contests? What the hell are you talking about Boone?
Davey Boone: Carter, you don't make any sense sometimes...as I was saying before I was interrupted.....Creeping Death, when you step into the ring with the AoV...it'll be tougher than putting the things on a Mr. Potato Head doll to beat us...harder than opening up a can of potted meat...harder than Lest Search eating a spam sandwich!
"Sweet" Willy Carter: It is Seth Lerch and you mean ham sandwich!
Davey Boone: No, I know his name..and I mean SPAM SANDWICH! Tomorrow night, AoV puts themselves back on the map in the wrestling world and it starts with a former champion here on the grandest pay per view in the WCF! We will open the eyes of the entire roster and get the attention we deserve!
~**~Adam Knite then comes into the view of the camera and is in shock at the accolades of Boone and Carter.~**~
Adam Knite: What the hell are you guys doing? Quiting licking these guys' monkey balls and come on! We've got work to do, we've got a match tomorrow and you guys are fiddle-farting around here!
Davey Boone: We are giving the State of the AoV Address man...
Adam Knite: I've got your state of the AoV dumbass! AoV debuts together tomorrow night against a joke...we've got a lot to prove to the big-wigs of the WCF that we deserve to be in the main event and you guys are just jacking around here! Let's go!
~**~Adam walks off as Carter shakes his head at Boone.~**~
"Sweet" Willy Carter: He made me do it Adam! He told me I couldn't get anymore kool-aid if I didn't do it man!
~**~Carter is now gone as Boone is the only one sitting there ALONE.~**~
Davey Boone: Well, this is an odd feeling...sitting here..all alone...you've got the camera off now right? Good...
~**~Boone flips the camera off and starts laughing...then he sticks his finger up his nose and wipes his boogers on his pants.~**~
Davey Boone: State of the AoV...screw that...this was a stupid idea...nobody cares about the WCF or the other wrestlers in it...and nobody cares about this stupid pay per view...
Camera Guy: The camera is still on Mr. Boone.
~**~Boone looks around as his eyes get big and he gets up and leaves!~**~
Davey Boone: Boone here of the Alliance of Violence, I'm here to give the State of the AoV Address. I have my manager here, "Sweet" Willy Carter...strictly to make fun of him. *laughs*
"Sweet" Willy Carter: Not funny........
Davey Boone: Okay, it seems as if the AoV really isn't getting the "coverage" it should...and when I say "coverage" I don't mean Chicago Bears coverage on the Colts receivers either. AoV IS without a doubt the top story here in the WCF...matter of fact, if the WCF could afford to have their own WCF The Magazine then the AoV would be the top story every volume! With that being said...on to our gauntlet match Willy...
"Sweet" Willy Carter: Well Boone...Creeping Death..
Davey Boone: That's enough from you nigger man...
"Sweet" Willy Carter: But...huh?
Davey Boone: Creeping Death was pinned by myself last week...I will give it to him..he will go through the first 3 guys he faces like a hot knife through Carter's mom's turnip greens, but the fact remains he's gotta face the AoV after that. And this won't be a cake walk...nor will it be a pie eating contest either that you can just walk in..eat a pie and come out the winner. Oh no...
"Sweet" Willy Carter: You don't have to talk about my momma like that...cake and pie eating contests? What the hell are you talking about Boone?
Davey Boone: Carter, you don't make any sense sometimes...as I was saying before I was interrupted.....Creeping Death, when you step into the ring with the AoV...it'll be tougher than putting the things on a Mr. Potato Head doll to beat us...harder than opening up a can of potted meat...harder than Lest Search eating a spam sandwich!
"Sweet" Willy Carter: It is Seth Lerch and you mean ham sandwich!
Davey Boone: No, I know his name..and I mean SPAM SANDWICH! Tomorrow night, AoV puts themselves back on the map in the wrestling world and it starts with a former champion here on the grandest pay per view in the WCF! We will open the eyes of the entire roster and get the attention we deserve!
~**~Adam Knite then comes into the view of the camera and is in shock at the accolades of Boone and Carter.~**~
Adam Knite: What the hell are you guys doing? Quiting licking these guys' monkey balls and come on! We've got work to do, we've got a match tomorrow and you guys are fiddle-farting around here!
Davey Boone: We are giving the State of the AoV Address man...
Adam Knite: I've got your state of the AoV dumbass! AoV debuts together tomorrow night against a joke...we've got a lot to prove to the big-wigs of the WCF that we deserve to be in the main event and you guys are just jacking around here! Let's go!
~**~Adam walks off as Carter shakes his head at Boone.~**~
"Sweet" Willy Carter: He made me do it Adam! He told me I couldn't get anymore kool-aid if I didn't do it man!
~**~Carter is now gone as Boone is the only one sitting there ALONE.~**~
Davey Boone: Well, this is an odd feeling...sitting here..all alone...you've got the camera off now right? Good...
~**~Boone flips the camera off and starts laughing...then he sticks his finger up his nose and wipes his boogers on his pants.~**~
Davey Boone: State of the AoV...screw that...this was a stupid idea...nobody cares about the WCF or the other wrestlers in it...and nobody cares about this stupid pay per view...
Camera Guy: The camera is still on Mr. Boone.
~**~Boone looks around as his eyes get big and he gets up and leaves!~**~
