My Fav Lines from Rps this week 41
Jun 14, 2015 19:03:54 GMT -5
Alex Richards, Kaz, and 8 more like this
Post by Deleted on Jun 14, 2015 19:03:54 GMT -5
Awesome rps this week guys! No doubt Natural ICE Beckman quotes would be... most likely COMPLETELY different to mine, but in his absence I felt I should try and continue on the legendary lines of the week! Hope you enjoy!
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"But isn’t that what the People’s Title is all about. It’s not about wins or losses; it’s about putting on a show that entertains the masses. It’s about being that guy in the company that the wrestlers in the back can look upon for advice or even just to shoot the shit and have a beer or a nice glass of wine with. This title is about respect." -Gemini Battle
"Betty: Rise and shine Spency! We’ve got work to do!
Spencer covers his ears as Betty lowers the megaphone and quickly rushes her son out of bed.
Spencer: Why are you...what are you doing? It’s 4 in the morning.
Betty: What a coincidence! That’s exactly how many matches you’ve lost since you’ve been in the WCF." -Spencer Adams
"Let me tell you, I wasn't a fighting champion as I took all the money, the belts, the women, the shoes, the suits, and the memories to Barbados." -Jayson Reynolds
"Gonzo: She may not like you... Who am I kidding? She doesn't like ANYBODY, but she won't hurt family. Except maybe in an emotional way" -Mondzo 2
"My names Night Rider. And that is my real name. My parents were very creative." -Night Rider
"Who was he kidding; Christian was doomed from the fucking start. He has a psychopathic homicidal manipulative and controlling mother…and the same fucking thing for a father." -Joey Flash
"Petrov was going to have narrator for this shit but fuck narrator. He is pussy. Why should Petrov have fucking narrator speak for him? Petrov is not fucking Christmas special. So you want to know what I do? I beat narrator ass. He come to fucking record studio and Petrov fucking drop him. Fuck you fucking Morgan Freeman wannabe bitch. I guess Petrov should make with the story time for all you fucks." -Petrov
"these men do not just have to overcome me! I am nothing, I am a man, but I am not alone, because when I am in that ring, I will have each and every one of these people in my corner, I will have them at my back." -Teo Del Sol
"I’m Kyle Kemp. I don’t need anyone to be in my corner. I don’t need you to turn me into some role model for your kids where you sit at home and count down the days till I come to your city. You get them all excited because you have worked that extra shift at Target stocking shelves just so you can take the kids to come see me. You bring home a Crayola marker set and some glitter and make a poster to hold up as my theme music hits and I walk out and point right at your kid and you seem like the greatest parent on Earth for those three seconds" -Kyle Kemp
"Oblivion raped a giant duck in your bed." -Oblivion
"Color me a queer’s pink birthday cake cuz I got no fuckin clue who this guy is." -Zombie McMorris
"Using his rangy, Groot-like limbs, the suspender clad giant begins plowing down walls of tick laden plantlife so his comrades can get through." -Vulgar
"An episode of Spongebob Squarepants played on the set, and Joey was glued to it; still in his pajamas and taking the day slow as children on summer break are apt to do." -Howard Black
"What language do they speak here? I want to say German, perhaps I'm wrong. Who am I to judge a language by it's language, or a rose by it's current form? After-all.. we all wither in the Winter do we not?" -David Sanchez
"The moment you come for me, Petrov, is the moment I end your life. I don't mean it in the sense that "I am a wrestler and I will end your life by beating you up." I mean I will kill you. You won't expect it. I won't leave a trace. Nobody will know who it was, or be able to prove anything, even though I am admiting it on camera. So Petrov, all you have to do is leave me alone." -Abaddon
"That was how it worked 'round dis way. And that was precisely the lesson that needed to be demonstrated, not just to the n00bz and the rooks, but to men such as Cairo and Imperium at large." -Bobby Cairo
"Wrestlers have never really been normal looking back." -Jayson Reynolds
"Who the fuck is Kyle Kemp? Wasn't that Al Envy?" -Alex Richards
"I sure as hell hope that he’s not going to be spending that time at any hospital watching Bill and Ted’s on the hospital television while the rest of us are getting wasted." -Thomas Bates
"Fuck you, Kaz Mazy, for devaluing the US Title before dropping it in such miserable fashion." -Dune
"My first loss in the company was against that fat turd Mod Deuce in a Hardcore contendership match. And that douche lost to marc mayhem of all people and isn’t even around anymore so by the mere fact I’m still standing, stands to reason that I win this round." -Danny Anderson
"I just seen how a fucking Hershey Kiss is made, and you want to know if I think I can win my match this week?" -Mikey eXtreme
"And you have to fight the fear! You have to feel the power of the fight! You have to reach the peak and then base-jump you’re ass off so you can feel the thrill of the fight back to the top!" -Raymond Hatcher
"Why - you ask yourself - was Kaz sneaking onto a civilian beach in the middle of the night like some sultry serial killer on the prowl?" -Kaz Mazy
"Scarecrow does not kiss babies or visit cancer wards. He is not a man that stands over the people and pats their heads. He annihilates threats. He surmises problems and deals with them. Instantly and with decisive force." -Scarecrow
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"But isn’t that what the People’s Title is all about. It’s not about wins or losses; it’s about putting on a show that entertains the masses. It’s about being that guy in the company that the wrestlers in the back can look upon for advice or even just to shoot the shit and have a beer or a nice glass of wine with. This title is about respect." -Gemini Battle
"Betty: Rise and shine Spency! We’ve got work to do!
Spencer covers his ears as Betty lowers the megaphone and quickly rushes her son out of bed.
Spencer: Why are you...what are you doing? It’s 4 in the morning.
Betty: What a coincidence! That’s exactly how many matches you’ve lost since you’ve been in the WCF." -Spencer Adams
"Let me tell you, I wasn't a fighting champion as I took all the money, the belts, the women, the shoes, the suits, and the memories to Barbados." -Jayson Reynolds
"Gonzo: She may not like you... Who am I kidding? She doesn't like ANYBODY, but she won't hurt family. Except maybe in an emotional way" -Mondzo 2
"My names Night Rider. And that is my real name. My parents were very creative." -Night Rider
"Who was he kidding; Christian was doomed from the fucking start. He has a psychopathic homicidal manipulative and controlling mother…and the same fucking thing for a father." -Joey Flash
"Petrov was going to have narrator for this shit but fuck narrator. He is pussy. Why should Petrov have fucking narrator speak for him? Petrov is not fucking Christmas special. So you want to know what I do? I beat narrator ass. He come to fucking record studio and Petrov fucking drop him. Fuck you fucking Morgan Freeman wannabe bitch. I guess Petrov should make with the story time for all you fucks." -Petrov
"these men do not just have to overcome me! I am nothing, I am a man, but I am not alone, because when I am in that ring, I will have each and every one of these people in my corner, I will have them at my back." -Teo Del Sol
"I’m Kyle Kemp. I don’t need anyone to be in my corner. I don’t need you to turn me into some role model for your kids where you sit at home and count down the days till I come to your city. You get them all excited because you have worked that extra shift at Target stocking shelves just so you can take the kids to come see me. You bring home a Crayola marker set and some glitter and make a poster to hold up as my theme music hits and I walk out and point right at your kid and you seem like the greatest parent on Earth for those three seconds" -Kyle Kemp
"Oblivion raped a giant duck in your bed." -Oblivion
"Color me a queer’s pink birthday cake cuz I got no fuckin clue who this guy is." -Zombie McMorris
"Using his rangy, Groot-like limbs, the suspender clad giant begins plowing down walls of tick laden plantlife so his comrades can get through." -Vulgar
"An episode of Spongebob Squarepants played on the set, and Joey was glued to it; still in his pajamas and taking the day slow as children on summer break are apt to do." -Howard Black
"What language do they speak here? I want to say German, perhaps I'm wrong. Who am I to judge a language by it's language, or a rose by it's current form? After-all.. we all wither in the Winter do we not?" -David Sanchez
"The moment you come for me, Petrov, is the moment I end your life. I don't mean it in the sense that "I am a wrestler and I will end your life by beating you up." I mean I will kill you. You won't expect it. I won't leave a trace. Nobody will know who it was, or be able to prove anything, even though I am admiting it on camera. So Petrov, all you have to do is leave me alone." -Abaddon
"That was how it worked 'round dis way. And that was precisely the lesson that needed to be demonstrated, not just to the n00bz and the rooks, but to men such as Cairo and Imperium at large." -Bobby Cairo
"Wrestlers have never really been normal looking back." -Jayson Reynolds
"Who the fuck is Kyle Kemp? Wasn't that Al Envy?" -Alex Richards
"I sure as hell hope that he’s not going to be spending that time at any hospital watching Bill and Ted’s on the hospital television while the rest of us are getting wasted." -Thomas Bates
"Fuck you, Kaz Mazy, for devaluing the US Title before dropping it in such miserable fashion." -Dune
"My first loss in the company was against that fat turd Mod Deuce in a Hardcore contendership match. And that douche lost to marc mayhem of all people and isn’t even around anymore so by the mere fact I’m still standing, stands to reason that I win this round." -Danny Anderson
"I just seen how a fucking Hershey Kiss is made, and you want to know if I think I can win my match this week?" -Mikey eXtreme
"And you have to fight the fear! You have to feel the power of the fight! You have to reach the peak and then base-jump you’re ass off so you can feel the thrill of the fight back to the top!" -Raymond Hatcher
"Why - you ask yourself - was Kaz sneaking onto a civilian beach in the middle of the night like some sultry serial killer on the prowl?" -Kaz Mazy
"Scarecrow does not kiss babies or visit cancer wards. He is not a man that stands over the people and pats their heads. He annihilates threats. He surmises problems and deals with them. Instantly and with decisive force." -Scarecrow
