Post by suicideking on Oct 1, 2006 10:30:11 GMT -5
(Once again, we open our scene to the Slaughtered Lamb Bar, where we seem to have shown up to a pretty rockin' party. The bar is filled with all sorts of people, from the town drunks who normally inhabit this bar to some very lovely ladies, who are currently dancing on the bar. We move our way through the crowd to find a banner posted along the back wall that says "CONGRATS SICK INDIVIDUALS!". Right under the sign the 3 members of the Sick Individuals sit. All 3 seem to be dressed up (for them at least) Conrad is in a black button up style short sleeved shirt with a howling wolf logo down one side, a black leather utilikilt and black boots. Shanon is in a tight black leather skirt with a black corset on top, and Chad is wearing a black pork pie hat, some dark red sunglasses, a black work shirt with "KING" on the name patch, and some black jeans and boots. They have all sorts of people surrounding them, chatting it up and getting autographs. Wee Lad delivers another round of drinks to the table as Chad tips his sunglasses down a bit and smiles.)
Well hello there, WCF, welcome to our post PPV party! You may be asking yourself...
"SELF, why are the Sick Individuals celebrating when Ace and Biggs walked out with the tag team titles? Shouldn't you be angry and demanding a rematch or something?"
And normally, you would be right. But Conrad put it all in perspective to me yesterday. What was it you said?
Well, I reminded you after you finished trashing the locker room of some very important points, such as...
Sorry about the locker room by the way, I'll clean that up...
Damn right you will. Anyways, the important points were
1. We have NEVER been pinned or submitted in a tag team match.
2. Ace and Biggs made SURE to knock us out of the way, before pinning the lesser team on both occasions.
3. Ace has retired, not that anyone really realized he was still around.
4. With Ace retired, Biggs just waiting for the last head shot to put him out, Jackhammer has no real partner, and Chino is more worried about Torture, we are the only team worth mentioning left.
So, as I see it, we are undefeated as a tag team, we bring the heat like a furnace, and...
And the shirts are selling like CRAZY!
(Along the bottom of the screen pops up www.cafepress.com/jesterwear and the words
So, WCF Championship committee, how's about you just toss us those pretty gold belts and let us have what we have deserved since the day we walked in. You really have little choice, I mean, c'mon, the Dream Team? The Windowlicker Brothers? We are your only hope of salvaging the tag division, don't blow it by letting Headwound Harry pick another partner or something cliché like that. Do the right thing, in this election year, Vote Sick, and nominate the Sick Individuals as YOUR Tag Team Champions of the World! And remember, until morality improves...
THE BEATINGS WILL CONTINUE!!
(Chad raises his drink into the air as "We Are The Champions" by Queen blares over the loudspeakers. The entire bar lets out a cheer and then begins to sing along with Freddie Mercury as we fade to black.)
Well hello there, WCF, welcome to our post PPV party! You may be asking yourself...
"SELF, why are the Sick Individuals celebrating when Ace and Biggs walked out with the tag team titles? Shouldn't you be angry and demanding a rematch or something?"
And normally, you would be right. But Conrad put it all in perspective to me yesterday. What was it you said?
Well, I reminded you after you finished trashing the locker room of some very important points, such as...
Sorry about the locker room by the way, I'll clean that up...
Damn right you will. Anyways, the important points were
1. We have NEVER been pinned or submitted in a tag team match.
2. Ace and Biggs made SURE to knock us out of the way, before pinning the lesser team on both occasions.
3. Ace has retired, not that anyone really realized he was still around.
4. With Ace retired, Biggs just waiting for the last head shot to put him out, Jackhammer has no real partner, and Chino is more worried about Torture, we are the only team worth mentioning left.
So, as I see it, we are undefeated as a tag team, we bring the heat like a furnace, and...
And the shirts are selling like CRAZY!
(Along the bottom of the screen pops up www.cafepress.com/jesterwear and the words
"COMING SOON-
SICK INDIVIDUAL T's,
AS WELL AS THE SUPER SPECIAL
"WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS (or the only team left) SHIRTS!)
SICK INDIVIDUAL T's,
AS WELL AS THE SUPER SPECIAL
"WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS (or the only team left) SHIRTS!)
So, WCF Championship committee, how's about you just toss us those pretty gold belts and let us have what we have deserved since the day we walked in. You really have little choice, I mean, c'mon, the Dream Team? The Windowlicker Brothers? We are your only hope of salvaging the tag division, don't blow it by letting Headwound Harry pick another partner or something cliché like that. Do the right thing, in this election year, Vote Sick, and nominate the Sick Individuals as YOUR Tag Team Champions of the World! And remember, until morality improves...
THE BEATINGS WILL CONTINUE!!
(Chad raises his drink into the air as "We Are The Champions" by Queen blares over the loudspeakers. The entire bar lets out a cheer and then begins to sing along with Freddie Mercury as we fade to black.)
