Post by daveyboone on Feb 9, 2007 2:28:38 GMT -5
The RP and Link are below! Have fun and enjoy the longest rp I've ever written! lol
www.angelfire.com/sk2/DaveyBoonerp/WCF5.html
~**~The scene opens up as Davey Boone is sitting in a desk…a desk they use in high school. There is another one to his side and a few more behind him creating 2 rows of 6 desks. Boone is kinda chilling out there as we see a chalk board and a set up that looks like a school house. Boone is confused a little but shrugs it off as someone enters into the door. A man wearing an army uniform marches in and sits down next to Boone on the front row. He’s identified as THE GENERAL! He pulls out a lunch pail and begins laying out a spoon and a cup on the side. He pops open the cup to reveal..GRAVY!~**~
The General- Nothing like a nice hot swig of gravy to wake you up in the morning!
Davey Boone- What the hell? GRAVY?!? G-Spot, any idea on why we are here?
The General- Heard it was something about Carter..don’t know what else.
Davey Boone- Okay, so now get up and go to the back of the class! This seat is taken for Adam!
~**~This leaves 10 more seats left in the class room as a guy wearing a cat mask walks in and stops beside Boone and smiles.~**~
Davey Boone- No, back of the class!
~**~Tommy The Cat frowns and heads back towards The General and takes a seat as 2 more guys walk in. Boone identifies them as Hexx and Mimic! One of the greatest tag teams in nCw’s history!~**~
Davey Boone- Oh lord! Guys, I’ve killed you 2 times already please don’t make it a 3rd! Hit the back row with the others!
~**~A disgruntled Hexx and Mimic make their ways back to the back as now 5 of the 12 seats are filled up. Just then Trent Helms, Shane Corgan, Jason Stevens, Karl Hanaghan, Kelly Fox, and her father Leonard Fox all walk in together as they greet Boone who is REALLY confused now. What the hell are all of these people doing here? In walks “Sweet” Willy Carter as he’s wearing weird reading glasses, a suit with a spotted tie.~**~
“Sweet” Willy Carter- Welcome class, I’m your professor today..William Lorenzo Jerome Stephenson Carter the 3rd.
Davey Boone- What the hell?
“Sweet” Willy Carter- Profanity is prohibited in my class room and will result in severe consequences, and speaking of consequences where the heck is your partner in crime David…Adam Knite?
Davey Boone- Oh he….ummm..I don’t know..what are we doing here?
~**~Just then Adam sticks his head in and starts to look around with a confused look on his face. He “slips” into the class room as Carter stops and stares at him. Adam still thinks he is being sneaky and goes to sit in his seat. As he sits down a Whoopi-Cushion sounds off as Knite looks mad as Hexx and Mimic are both laughing!~**~
Adam Knite- You 2 morons! *takes the cushion and throws it at them*
“Sweet” Willy Carter- Thanks Adam for being late as usual!
Adam Knite- What in the bloody name of hell and damnation are we doing here Carter???
Everyone- *GASP*
~**~Adam is confused at everyone’s gasp as Carter walks over with a yard stick and smacks the hand of Adam Knite who pulls it back, and holding it very gently close to him and is pissed!~**~
Davey Boone- *whispers* Consequences for those who swear.
“Sweet” Willy Carter- You are all here to be given a history lesson on Black History. This is Black History Month and Jack of Blades has chosen to lower himself to ridicule my people so I’m here to give everyone a little bit of a lesson on Black history.
Adam Knite- Give me a break! *Carter pulls out ruler again as Adam gets quiet*
The General- Surely this won’t last very long, blacks don’t have much of a history anyways! Hahaha!
“Sweet” Willy Carter- I’m being serious, be quiet! I’m going to start from the beginning and take you up until the Civil War and then our next meeting will be about the Civil War and the importance that black people played in the war and then we will end with Civil Rights and up to our current time. *draws the date of 1619 on the board* In 1619, the first African Americans arrived in the new world….known today as the United States of American. Came across the ocean on a ship and arrived in Virginia. In 1787, slavery was made illegal in the Northwest Territory and the U.S. Constitution states that Congress may not ban the slave trade until 1808. Eli Whitney played an important role in slavery. Does anyone know what he invented? *General has his hand up.*
The General- Yeah, was it GRAVY?
Adam Knite- You stupid ass! It was the G** DAMN COTTON GIN!
~**~Willy Carter smacks Adam twice on the hand as Adam is now pissed off at Carter!~**~
Adam Knite- Listen here you nigger man, you hit me with that ruler one more time and I’m going to make YOU pick some cotton!
“Sweet” Willy Carter- You don’t shut your big fat mouth, I’m going to expel you from…from the tag team match this week!
Adam Knite- That’s ok, we could put YOU as Boone’s partner and still win the titles off of Logan and Blades! Haha!
“Sweet” Willy Carter- Cotton gin is right you dumb cracker! And the year was in 1793, the same year the fugitive slave law was made where all slaves that were found across state lines who escaped were returned. There were many hangings by the white people for the slaves trying to rise up against them for having slavery but failed. In the early 1800’s, the Missouri Compromise banned slavery north of the southern boundary of Missouri.
~**~What Carter has failed to realize is that Kelly Fox has snuck out of the room while he was lecturing. All of a sudden, Tommy The Cat raises his hand as Carter stops and calls on him.~**~
Tommy The Cat- Toda esta charla ha hecho que desea tirar hacia abajo mis pantalones y demostrarle mi pequeño perro del poodle y sacar de la rata mi asno. Mis entrerroscas también han estado consiguiendo muy difícilmente desde que primero entré aquí, ese gatito en la esquina parecen nerviosas. ¿Me pregunto si le damos un poco de leche o la aspiramos en sus entrerroscas para ella?
“Sweet” Willy Carter- What the heck?
Davey Boone- Tommy, you speak Spanish?
Tommy The Cat- No, not really..thought this was the best time to practice for my Spanish class.
Adam Knite- Why did you say, “All of this talk has made me want to pull down my pants and show you my little poodle dog and pull the rat out of my ass. My nipples have also been getting very hard since I first came in here, that pussy in the corner looks nervous. I wonder if we should give her some milk or suck on her nipples for her?”
? You sick freak!
Tommy The Cat- Really? I was trying to say that I love this African History class and that it was my favorite. DANG IT!
~**~Just then the fire alarms start going off as the sprinkler system begins pouring water down into the class room! Everyone begins running out of the room accept Boone, Knite, and Carter as they just all 3 sit there and stare.~**~
Davey Boone- He really said that? I had to cheat in Spanish class just to pass it!
Adam Knite- Yeah, he really said that..the sick bastard!
Davey Boone- Carter, this was cool man. We just want you to know that we are only kidding with you about the black jokes.
Adam Knite- Yeah, we just do it to pick on you some. No harm intended there..but when 2 complete asses like Blades and Logan want to give their 2 cents in about you, then we gotta draw the line man!
Davey Boone- Yeah, after all they didn’t sit in on this class here…we did! We are the ones who know the most about African history now…so they don’t have any room to talk at all.
“Sweet” Willy Carter- It is alright guys, I just hated to see my parade rained on today. Things were going so well too.
Adam Knite- Logan and Blades are going to have their little “parade” rained on when we CALL TO VIOLENCE their asses and win those tag team belts! I’m sick of idiots like them taking our spots in wrestling, they are the damn reasons I came back to wrestle in the first place!
Davey Boone- Although this is a very valuable lesson here Carter, there is an even bigger lesson to be taught to them come Sunday! Yeah, so what..they’ve never heard of AoV, Adam, Davey, Willy…but WE’VE NEVER HEARD OF THEM..and they claim to be legends themselves. Sunday night, we don’t just tell them who we are…we SHOW THEM WHO WE ARE! We don’t take no shit from nobody! Now everybody in here…*places his hand in the middle of the 3 as Knite and Carter look confused*
Davey Boone- A-O-V on 3….1….2….3!
All of them together- A-O-V!
Davey Boone- Hell yeah! I wonder who pulled the fire alarm anyways?
Adam Knite- Kelly did it…haha..
“Sweet” Willy Carter- What?
Adam Knite- Well, I told her to..I figure it was the best way to end this little nigger man festival! I’m kidding man..I’m kidding!
“Sweet” Willy Carter- That little tramp!
~**~Scene fades with Carter stomping out of the class room. Logan and Blades, Sunday night you’ve got a lesson to be taught and the Alliance of Violence is the team that will teach you. Your first lesson is a history lesson, you 2 will be WCF HISTORY when we are through! Good luck…you guys will need it!~**~
www.angelfire.com/sk2/DaveyBoonerp/WCF5.html
~**~The scene opens up as Davey Boone is sitting in a desk…a desk they use in high school. There is another one to his side and a few more behind him creating 2 rows of 6 desks. Boone is kinda chilling out there as we see a chalk board and a set up that looks like a school house. Boone is confused a little but shrugs it off as someone enters into the door. A man wearing an army uniform marches in and sits down next to Boone on the front row. He’s identified as THE GENERAL! He pulls out a lunch pail and begins laying out a spoon and a cup on the side. He pops open the cup to reveal..GRAVY!~**~
The General- Nothing like a nice hot swig of gravy to wake you up in the morning!
Davey Boone- What the hell? GRAVY?!? G-Spot, any idea on why we are here?
The General- Heard it was something about Carter..don’t know what else.
Davey Boone- Okay, so now get up and go to the back of the class! This seat is taken for Adam!
~**~This leaves 10 more seats left in the class room as a guy wearing a cat mask walks in and stops beside Boone and smiles.~**~
Davey Boone- No, back of the class!
~**~Tommy The Cat frowns and heads back towards The General and takes a seat as 2 more guys walk in. Boone identifies them as Hexx and Mimic! One of the greatest tag teams in nCw’s history!~**~
Davey Boone- Oh lord! Guys, I’ve killed you 2 times already please don’t make it a 3rd! Hit the back row with the others!
~**~A disgruntled Hexx and Mimic make their ways back to the back as now 5 of the 12 seats are filled up. Just then Trent Helms, Shane Corgan, Jason Stevens, Karl Hanaghan, Kelly Fox, and her father Leonard Fox all walk in together as they greet Boone who is REALLY confused now. What the hell are all of these people doing here? In walks “Sweet” Willy Carter as he’s wearing weird reading glasses, a suit with a spotted tie.~**~
“Sweet” Willy Carter- Welcome class, I’m your professor today..William Lorenzo Jerome Stephenson Carter the 3rd.
Davey Boone- What the hell?
“Sweet” Willy Carter- Profanity is prohibited in my class room and will result in severe consequences, and speaking of consequences where the heck is your partner in crime David…Adam Knite?
Davey Boone- Oh he….ummm..I don’t know..what are we doing here?
~**~Just then Adam sticks his head in and starts to look around with a confused look on his face. He “slips” into the class room as Carter stops and stares at him. Adam still thinks he is being sneaky and goes to sit in his seat. As he sits down a Whoopi-Cushion sounds off as Knite looks mad as Hexx and Mimic are both laughing!~**~
Adam Knite- You 2 morons! *takes the cushion and throws it at them*
“Sweet” Willy Carter- Thanks Adam for being late as usual!
Adam Knite- What in the bloody name of hell and damnation are we doing here Carter???
Everyone- *GASP*
~**~Adam is confused at everyone’s gasp as Carter walks over with a yard stick and smacks the hand of Adam Knite who pulls it back, and holding it very gently close to him and is pissed!~**~
Davey Boone- *whispers* Consequences for those who swear.
“Sweet” Willy Carter- You are all here to be given a history lesson on Black History. This is Black History Month and Jack of Blades has chosen to lower himself to ridicule my people so I’m here to give everyone a little bit of a lesson on Black history.
Adam Knite- Give me a break! *Carter pulls out ruler again as Adam gets quiet*
The General- Surely this won’t last very long, blacks don’t have much of a history anyways! Hahaha!
“Sweet” Willy Carter- I’m being serious, be quiet! I’m going to start from the beginning and take you up until the Civil War and then our next meeting will be about the Civil War and the importance that black people played in the war and then we will end with Civil Rights and up to our current time. *draws the date of 1619 on the board* In 1619, the first African Americans arrived in the new world….known today as the United States of American. Came across the ocean on a ship and arrived in Virginia. In 1787, slavery was made illegal in the Northwest Territory and the U.S. Constitution states that Congress may not ban the slave trade until 1808. Eli Whitney played an important role in slavery. Does anyone know what he invented? *General has his hand up.*
The General- Yeah, was it GRAVY?
Adam Knite- You stupid ass! It was the G** DAMN COTTON GIN!
~**~Willy Carter smacks Adam twice on the hand as Adam is now pissed off at Carter!~**~
Adam Knite- Listen here you nigger man, you hit me with that ruler one more time and I’m going to make YOU pick some cotton!
“Sweet” Willy Carter- You don’t shut your big fat mouth, I’m going to expel you from…from the tag team match this week!
Adam Knite- That’s ok, we could put YOU as Boone’s partner and still win the titles off of Logan and Blades! Haha!
“Sweet” Willy Carter- Cotton gin is right you dumb cracker! And the year was in 1793, the same year the fugitive slave law was made where all slaves that were found across state lines who escaped were returned. There were many hangings by the white people for the slaves trying to rise up against them for having slavery but failed. In the early 1800’s, the Missouri Compromise banned slavery north of the southern boundary of Missouri.
~**~What Carter has failed to realize is that Kelly Fox has snuck out of the room while he was lecturing. All of a sudden, Tommy The Cat raises his hand as Carter stops and calls on him.~**~
Tommy The Cat- Toda esta charla ha hecho que desea tirar hacia abajo mis pantalones y demostrarle mi pequeño perro del poodle y sacar de la rata mi asno. Mis entrerroscas también han estado consiguiendo muy difícilmente desde que primero entré aquí, ese gatito en la esquina parecen nerviosas. ¿Me pregunto si le damos un poco de leche o la aspiramos en sus entrerroscas para ella?
“Sweet” Willy Carter- What the heck?
Davey Boone- Tommy, you speak Spanish?
Tommy The Cat- No, not really..thought this was the best time to practice for my Spanish class.
Adam Knite- Why did you say, “All of this talk has made me want to pull down my pants and show you my little poodle dog and pull the rat out of my ass. My nipples have also been getting very hard since I first came in here, that pussy in the corner looks nervous. I wonder if we should give her some milk or suck on her nipples for her?”
? You sick freak!Tommy The Cat- Really? I was trying to say that I love this African History class and that it was my favorite. DANG IT!
~**~Just then the fire alarms start going off as the sprinkler system begins pouring water down into the class room! Everyone begins running out of the room accept Boone, Knite, and Carter as they just all 3 sit there and stare.~**~
Davey Boone- He really said that? I had to cheat in Spanish class just to pass it!
Adam Knite- Yeah, he really said that..the sick bastard!
Davey Boone- Carter, this was cool man. We just want you to know that we are only kidding with you about the black jokes.
Adam Knite- Yeah, we just do it to pick on you some. No harm intended there..but when 2 complete asses like Blades and Logan want to give their 2 cents in about you, then we gotta draw the line man!
Davey Boone- Yeah, after all they didn’t sit in on this class here…we did! We are the ones who know the most about African history now…so they don’t have any room to talk at all.
“Sweet” Willy Carter- It is alright guys, I just hated to see my parade rained on today. Things were going so well too.
Adam Knite- Logan and Blades are going to have their little “parade” rained on when we CALL TO VIOLENCE their asses and win those tag team belts! I’m sick of idiots like them taking our spots in wrestling, they are the damn reasons I came back to wrestle in the first place!
Davey Boone- Although this is a very valuable lesson here Carter, there is an even bigger lesson to be taught to them come Sunday! Yeah, so what..they’ve never heard of AoV, Adam, Davey, Willy…but WE’VE NEVER HEARD OF THEM..and they claim to be legends themselves. Sunday night, we don’t just tell them who we are…we SHOW THEM WHO WE ARE! We don’t take no shit from nobody! Now everybody in here…*places his hand in the middle of the 3 as Knite and Carter look confused*
Davey Boone- A-O-V on 3….1….2….3!
All of them together- A-O-V!
Davey Boone- Hell yeah! I wonder who pulled the fire alarm anyways?
Adam Knite- Kelly did it…haha..
“Sweet” Willy Carter- What?
Adam Knite- Well, I told her to..I figure it was the best way to end this little nigger man festival! I’m kidding man..I’m kidding!
“Sweet” Willy Carter- That little tramp!
~**~Scene fades with Carter stomping out of the class room. Logan and Blades, Sunday night you’ve got a lesson to be taught and the Alliance of Violence is the team that will teach you. Your first lesson is a history lesson, you 2 will be WCF HISTORY when we are through! Good luck…you guys will need it!~**~
