Post by "The Wolf" Conrad Howell on Jan 13, 2007 12:51:35 GMT -5
(Hank Brown is in a locker room, Conrad "The Wolf" Howell walks in from what looks to be a hard workout with a towel over his head dressed in his Kilt and an Albannach tank top. After seeing Hank, Conrad walks over to him.)
You know Hank, I was just sitting here thinking, I'm glad that there are people like Lawnmower Jones, cause he makes me feel like I still got at least one thing screwed in up here still. (Conrad points to his head) I mean I have all the respect for him. It is very hard to be that crazy. I mean what is the world coming to when a man is in love with a lawnmower, but I guess if people are in to "interspecies erotica" then "intermechanical erotica" is ok too. To each his own I guess.
Then you got his tag partner for this week, Starman from the NES ProWrestling game, trying to prove that his summersault kick is still top notch in the wrestling world. At least he got rid of those pink tights. Same dumb star on his face though.
Now, as for my tag partner again this week, I am starting to like the kid. There is something different about him, maybe he's Black Irish or ate a McRib at Mickey D's or something. I don't know, but you are starting to impress me. To bad at One all of you will fall at my hand.
But I am good at two things, rambling about nothing, and wrestling. So, since we’re not wrestling, I’m just going keep rambling.
(With that he walks off.)
You know Hank, I was just sitting here thinking, I'm glad that there are people like Lawnmower Jones, cause he makes me feel like I still got at least one thing screwed in up here still. (Conrad points to his head) I mean I have all the respect for him. It is very hard to be that crazy. I mean what is the world coming to when a man is in love with a lawnmower, but I guess if people are in to "interspecies erotica" then "intermechanical erotica" is ok too. To each his own I guess.
Then you got his tag partner for this week, Starman from the NES ProWrestling game, trying to prove that his summersault kick is still top notch in the wrestling world. At least he got rid of those pink tights. Same dumb star on his face though.
Now, as for my tag partner again this week, I am starting to like the kid. There is something different about him, maybe he's Black Irish or ate a McRib at Mickey D's or something. I don't know, but you are starting to impress me. To bad at One all of you will fall at my hand.
But I am good at two things, rambling about nothing, and wrestling. So, since we’re not wrestling, I’m just going keep rambling.
(With that he walks off.)
