Post by lanceryan on May 31, 2007 16:29:11 GMT -5
~*~*~The scene opens and Lance Ryan is sitting in a small booth in what appears to be a small cafe. He is drinking some coffee and appears to be alone. He is dressed in a pair of slacks, and a red shirt. The room around him is nothing to write home about, it's pretty rustic. A set of deer antlers above the door, wooded panels for walls, and some dull country music playing in the background. There is a bell ringing as the door under the antlers opens and WCF interviewer Hank Brown walks in and looks around. Lance turns and looks at the door and raises his hand up to signal Hank over. Hank crosses the room and seems a little out of place and uncomfortable but he sits down across the table from Lance.~*~*~
Hank Brown:
Lance, you requested this time. What do you have on your mind?
Lance Ryan
Well Hank, as you no doubt bore witness to, I am not supremely psyched up about the fatal five way that will take place on Sunday. However, after a lot of worked I have geared myself up for it, and know that I happen to have a damn good chance of taking the victory in said match.
With that said, I was sitting back and I caught wind of the fact that a man who calls himself Perfeckshion has said some pretty derogatory things about me. You see, I hear that he called me emo, and also called me Canadian...as if that is a bad thing. What do you think of what he said about me Hank?
Brown
Well, he did call you those things, and he was talking as though being Canadian was a bad thing...but in reality, aren't those all things that you have heard before?
Ryan:
Funny that you would ask me that Hank. I mean, I have been up and down the roads of this business so many times, and I have really heard everything. There is not much that someone can say that hasn't been said before...but there is one thing that I do know beyond a shadow of a doubt. That is that you can generally gage the talent of a wrestler, and how far he will go by the way that he is on the stick.This business is built as much around in ring skill as it is out of ring skill. In conclusion to that, when the best that a man can do is insult someone because of where they are born...that shows a real weakness in charisma. I mean, I could come out here and bash Perfeckshion for being American. I could state that he likely has no idea where Canada is, I could point out that he lives in the most hypocritical nation in the world, hell I could even blame him for helping to elect a redneck to the presidential office...but you know what Hank? I won't. Do you know why? Because I am better than that. I know what I think of my country, and his, and I keep that to myself.
Brown:
Ok, but what about...
Ryan:
[He really only stopped for a breath]
...and furthermore, that is not the most imminent thing that I took out of his piece. He called me emo. You see, emo is one of those words...it has become so mainstream...so cliche...it's almost as silly as calling something "gay" because its weird or bad. Emo is a word that is used by high school kids, kids that cut themselves, kids that wish to die...it's rather silly to call someone emo, when the fact is, I am not.[/color]
~*~*~Lance looks rather calm, and then almost instantly, something snaps in his mind. His entire face changes, he leans forward and he grabs the camera and pulls it right up close to his face. He looks deep into the camera and starts to yell.~*~*~
Ryan:
DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT EMO IS PERFECKSHION? EMO IS WHAT MY EX-GIRLFRIEND WAS WHEN SHE KILLED HERSELF. EMO IS WHAT MY FRIEND WAS WHEN HE SLIT HIS WRISTS IN AN ATTEMPT TO TAKE HIS OWN LIFE! HOW DARE YOU COME OUT HERE AND PASS EMO OFF AS A DEROGATORY WORD...HOW DARE YOU PRETEND THAT IT IS JUST ANOTHER DEROGATORY NAME ...IT ISNT...IT MEANS SOMETHING!
~*~*~Lance lets go of the camera and still looks angry but appears to calm himself a little bit and collect himself.~*~*~
Ryan:
Perfeckshion...I hope that you talk a little more trash between now and Sunday, I hope that you stand up and insert your foot in your throat until you are damn near suffocation, because that feeling will not compare to what you now have coming for you in that ring. You dare to walk around here like you are the shit? You are not the shit, in fact I think that you stated it best when you said that you are just a fan who is living his dream...that is all you are, and this Sunday...that dream will come to be a shark reality...and that dream...will end!
~*~*~Lance gets up with that and walks out of the cafe leaving Hank and the cameraman sitting at the booth. Tires can be heard screeching as the scene fades out.~*~*~
Hank Brown:
Lance, you requested this time. What do you have on your mind?
Lance Ryan
Well Hank, as you no doubt bore witness to, I am not supremely psyched up about the fatal five way that will take place on Sunday. However, after a lot of worked I have geared myself up for it, and know that I happen to have a damn good chance of taking the victory in said match.
With that said, I was sitting back and I caught wind of the fact that a man who calls himself Perfeckshion has said some pretty derogatory things about me. You see, I hear that he called me emo, and also called me Canadian...as if that is a bad thing. What do you think of what he said about me Hank?
Brown
Well, he did call you those things, and he was talking as though being Canadian was a bad thing...but in reality, aren't those all things that you have heard before?
Ryan:
Funny that you would ask me that Hank. I mean, I have been up and down the roads of this business so many times, and I have really heard everything. There is not much that someone can say that hasn't been said before...but there is one thing that I do know beyond a shadow of a doubt. That is that you can generally gage the talent of a wrestler, and how far he will go by the way that he is on the stick.This business is built as much around in ring skill as it is out of ring skill. In conclusion to that, when the best that a man can do is insult someone because of where they are born...that shows a real weakness in charisma. I mean, I could come out here and bash Perfeckshion for being American. I could state that he likely has no idea where Canada is, I could point out that he lives in the most hypocritical nation in the world, hell I could even blame him for helping to elect a redneck to the presidential office...but you know what Hank? I won't. Do you know why? Because I am better than that. I know what I think of my country, and his, and I keep that to myself.
Brown:
Ok, but what about...
Ryan:
[He really only stopped for a breath]
...and furthermore, that is not the most imminent thing that I took out of his piece. He called me emo. You see, emo is one of those words...it has become so mainstream...so cliche...it's almost as silly as calling something "gay" because its weird or bad. Emo is a word that is used by high school kids, kids that cut themselves, kids that wish to die...it's rather silly to call someone emo, when the fact is, I am not.[/color]
~*~*~Lance looks rather calm, and then almost instantly, something snaps in his mind. His entire face changes, he leans forward and he grabs the camera and pulls it right up close to his face. He looks deep into the camera and starts to yell.~*~*~
Ryan:
DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT EMO IS PERFECKSHION? EMO IS WHAT MY EX-GIRLFRIEND WAS WHEN SHE KILLED HERSELF. EMO IS WHAT MY FRIEND WAS WHEN HE SLIT HIS WRISTS IN AN ATTEMPT TO TAKE HIS OWN LIFE! HOW DARE YOU COME OUT HERE AND PASS EMO OFF AS A DEROGATORY WORD...HOW DARE YOU PRETEND THAT IT IS JUST ANOTHER DEROGATORY NAME ...IT ISNT...IT MEANS SOMETHING!
~*~*~Lance lets go of the camera and still looks angry but appears to calm himself a little bit and collect himself.~*~*~
Ryan:
Perfeckshion...I hope that you talk a little more trash between now and Sunday, I hope that you stand up and insert your foot in your throat until you are damn near suffocation, because that feeling will not compare to what you now have coming for you in that ring. You dare to walk around here like you are the shit? You are not the shit, in fact I think that you stated it best when you said that you are just a fan who is living his dream...that is all you are, and this Sunday...that dream will come to be a shark reality...and that dream...will end!
~*~*~Lance gets up with that and walks out of the cafe leaving Hank and the cameraman sitting at the booth. Tires can be heard screeching as the scene fades out.~*~*~