Post by Adam Knite on Feb 4, 2007 5:47:28 GMT -5
[glow=brown,1,2000]((Our scene tonight begins in a place...... yes just a simple ordinary place! What you expect there to be more to this place? maybe some chairs, some fried chicken on top of a table is that what you would like, would that make you freaking happy!?! FINE! The "place" is what appears to be a hotel room where Davey Boone and Willy Carter are about to walk out the door. Davey Boone is dressed in a tan shirt and tan shorts combo with a stuffed crocodile under one arm, his hair is died blonde and he is clearly dressed as the crocodile hunter the late steve irwin. Willy has nothing on but a loan cloth and has white markings on his body and face.))
Willy: Why in the hell are we dressed like this!?
Boone: Crikey willy, we have to blend in with the locals! We can't be drawing attention to ourselves.
Willy: Well then where the heck is Adam, these get-ups of ours where his freaking idea!
Boone: Crikey Willy, he said to meet him a few miles outside town, to film our latest promo.
Willy: Geezus, sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you two crazy bastards.
Boone: Willy, shut your black mouth and come on, we've gotta hurry up! Adam will rape our faces if we're over five minutes late!
((Willy and boone walk out the door as the scene momentarily fades away.))
**30 minutes later**
((The scene comes back as we see Boone and Carter park and come out of Davey's truck. The walk to a spot where a camera crew is waiting to film the AoV's latest promo. Boone gets out with his crocodile under his arm and Willy gets out failing to relize he forgot that he wasn't wearing underwear under his loan cloth and the censor-guy had to do some work to save little children from being terrified of Willy's scrotum. They walk up to the camera crew and wait.))
Willy: Now where the hell is Adam? He throws a hissy fit whenever we're late but he's gonna make us wait... GAWD!
Boone: Crikey, Willy, you black bastard shut up!
((Just then a kangaroo starts walking up to Boone and Willy, it is walking upright and striding, not at all giving the appearence of a kangaroo, the "kangaroo" waves to the two men and Boone's eyes go wide!))
Kangaroo: Hey guys!
Boone: **in shock** Cricky, You see that Willy!?
Willy: **puts hand on forehead** Yeah, Ada.......
Boone: **cuts willy off** Crikey, it’s a Demon kangaroo!!!!
Willy: what no!!!!
((It's too late as Boone rushes towards the kangaroo and spears him into the dirt and then starts to beat on the kangaroo!))
Willy: Boone, stop!
Kangaroo: You crazy bastard, get off me!!
Boone: Die you hell spawn!!!
((Boone gets up and finds a huge rock and picks it up, walks over to the kangaroo, going to smash his head in when the kangaroo kicks him in the balls! Boone slumps over dropping the rock short and the Kangaroo gets to his feet and pulls off his kangaroo head revealing himself as indeed being Adam.))
Adam: I'm going to kill you Boone!!!
((Willy jumps between the two and puts his arms out holding them back. Ok, ok, that’s enough! Boone, you’re a dumb white boy and Adam you know about Boone’s fear of kangaroo demons ever since childhood. You both were wrong, and now lets just get over there and start the promo in preparation for the match! Deal!?!?!))
Both- Boone and Adam: **shaking their heads** alright…….
Willy: Ok then, now lets get this thing started!
((Willy walks away and goes towards the camera.))
Adam: I swear Boone…. Sometimes I hate the black son of a bitch……
Boone: Crikey, I know mate.
((Both Boone and Adam make their way to where Willy is standing prepared for the promo. Willy is caught off guard when Adam suddenly punches him in the stomach!))
Willy: Dude, what the hell was that for?!
Adam: Beining Black, you black bastard!
Willy: Crazy, redneck fool!
((The scene fades briefly before coming back to show the AOV standing in front of the camera.))
Davey Boone: Crikey folks, we’re here in good ole’ Australia, where seldom is heard… the buffalo roam, and the clouds are….
Adam: **cough** Umm.... Boone…..
Boone: Crikey, Keep up with me Adam geez, this is an important message we have to deliver to Lifeline, the least you can do is keep up.
Adam: Fine you can keep making a bloody ass of yourself…..
Willy: **snickers**
Adam: What are you laughing at Nigger Man?!
Willy: **snickers** you said “bloody ass” **snickers**
Adam: Good lord grow up Willy! Gawd, I swear 25 years must be 10 in “black years” or something.
Davey: **Cough** Moving on! Lifeline, we’re here in Australia to do two things, first to make fun of and ridicule you Aussie bastards and two….
Adam: To make asses of ourselves!
Boone: CRIKEY NO! To look coo!
Willy: Lame….
Adam: yeah…. Very.
Boone: shaddap!
Adam: You suck, let me do the trash talking… Listen here “Lifeline” we’re the AOV and that means that we’re all about Violence, we live for it, we love it, and sometimes we even find ourselves masturbating at the thought of it…..
Willy: Speak for yourself….
Boone: Crikey…. The black guy has a point for a change…
Willy: F*ck you Boone.
Adam: anyways! Lifeline we plan on ripping the still beating hearts from your chests and feeding them to the dingoes! You Aussie bastards have no idea what you’re up against, the AoV has destroyed wrestlers’ careers and even brought the downfall of entire premotions! What in the world could possibly make you think that two Australian pussies like you, could defeat us?! Seriously, you must have kicked back way too many fosters down here.
Boone: Well how can they refuse, they’re f*cking delicious! Adam, seriously, you’ve gotta get some Fosters….
Adam: **pinches the top of his nose, in obvious disbelief** Boone…. First… I don’t drink… second… NEVER INTERUPT ME AGAIN! Geez, are you retarded or something!?
Boone and Willy: **GASP!**
Adam: What?!
Boone: Crikey, you can’t say that!
Willy: really dude, that’s past the line!
Adam: What in the blue hell are you talking about!?
Boone: Adam you said the “R-Word”….
Adam: what? Retard?
Boone and Willy: **GASP!**
Adam: What is the problem with saying “retard”… isn’t that the term for a “retarded” person…. A “retard?” So what’s so wrong is calling somebody who is a “retard” a “retard.” If they are “retarded” why should they take offense to being called a “retard”
Boone: Crikey Adam, cut it out. If you don’t shut up the FCC is going to come all of us in the nuts!
Adam: For what!? Saying “retard”!? That’s the term!
((Just then a man in a black suit approaches))
Adam: Who the f*ck are you!?
Guy: I’m from the FCC and I have something I have to tell you….
Adam: Leave me alone you “retard”…. **flips off the FCC guy**
((Davey and Willy back away with their arms in the air as if saying they have nothing to do with this, when suddenly the black suited man kicks Adam right in the family jewels which brings Adam to the ground holding his crotch.))
Guy: The FCC says….. watch your language mother f*cker! And you two, if you value your “goods” you’ll learn from this…. Capish?
Boone and Willy: yes sir!
((the scene fades away briefly before coming back into view, exactly where it was before. However this time Boone and Willy are up front with Adam behind them in a wheel chair with his hands and legs duct taped to the chair and a large amount around his mouth.))
Davey: Like we were saying Lifeline…. At Slam, you’ll be hearing clearly “The call to violene” and you will not survive, you can book that.
Willy: yeah fools!
((The scene fades away for the last time. Fade to black))[/glow]
Willy: Why in the hell are we dressed like this!?
Boone: Crikey willy, we have to blend in with the locals! We can't be drawing attention to ourselves.
Willy: Well then where the heck is Adam, these get-ups of ours where his freaking idea!
Boone: Crikey Willy, he said to meet him a few miles outside town, to film our latest promo.
Willy: Geezus, sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you two crazy bastards.
Boone: Willy, shut your black mouth and come on, we've gotta hurry up! Adam will rape our faces if we're over five minutes late!
((Willy and boone walk out the door as the scene momentarily fades away.))
**30 minutes later**
((The scene comes back as we see Boone and Carter park and come out of Davey's truck. The walk to a spot where a camera crew is waiting to film the AoV's latest promo. Boone gets out with his crocodile under his arm and Willy gets out failing to relize he forgot that he wasn't wearing underwear under his loan cloth and the censor-guy had to do some work to save little children from being terrified of Willy's scrotum. They walk up to the camera crew and wait.))
Willy: Now where the hell is Adam? He throws a hissy fit whenever we're late but he's gonna make us wait... GAWD!
Boone: Crikey, Willy, you black bastard shut up!
((Just then a kangaroo starts walking up to Boone and Willy, it is walking upright and striding, not at all giving the appearence of a kangaroo, the "kangaroo" waves to the two men and Boone's eyes go wide!))
Kangaroo: Hey guys!
Boone: **in shock** Cricky, You see that Willy!?
Willy: **puts hand on forehead** Yeah, Ada.......
Boone: **cuts willy off** Crikey, it’s a Demon kangaroo!!!!
Willy: what no!!!!
((It's too late as Boone rushes towards the kangaroo and spears him into the dirt and then starts to beat on the kangaroo!))
Willy: Boone, stop!
Kangaroo: You crazy bastard, get off me!!
Boone: Die you hell spawn!!!
((Boone gets up and finds a huge rock and picks it up, walks over to the kangaroo, going to smash his head in when the kangaroo kicks him in the balls! Boone slumps over dropping the rock short and the Kangaroo gets to his feet and pulls off his kangaroo head revealing himself as indeed being Adam.))
Adam: I'm going to kill you Boone!!!
((Willy jumps between the two and puts his arms out holding them back. Ok, ok, that’s enough! Boone, you’re a dumb white boy and Adam you know about Boone’s fear of kangaroo demons ever since childhood. You both were wrong, and now lets just get over there and start the promo in preparation for the match! Deal!?!?!))
Both- Boone and Adam: **shaking their heads** alright…….
Willy: Ok then, now lets get this thing started!
((Willy walks away and goes towards the camera.))
Adam: I swear Boone…. Sometimes I hate the black son of a bitch……
Boone: Crikey, I know mate.
((Both Boone and Adam make their way to where Willy is standing prepared for the promo. Willy is caught off guard when Adam suddenly punches him in the stomach!))
Willy: Dude, what the hell was that for?!
Adam: Beining Black, you black bastard!
Willy: Crazy, redneck fool!
((The scene fades briefly before coming back to show the AOV standing in front of the camera.))
Davey Boone: Crikey folks, we’re here in good ole’ Australia, where seldom is heard… the buffalo roam, and the clouds are….
Adam: **cough** Umm.... Boone…..
Boone: Crikey, Keep up with me Adam geez, this is an important message we have to deliver to Lifeline, the least you can do is keep up.
Adam: Fine you can keep making a bloody ass of yourself…..
Willy: **snickers**
Adam: What are you laughing at Nigger Man?!
Willy: **snickers** you said “bloody ass” **snickers**
Adam: Good lord grow up Willy! Gawd, I swear 25 years must be 10 in “black years” or something.
Davey: **Cough** Moving on! Lifeline, we’re here in Australia to do two things, first to make fun of and ridicule you Aussie bastards and two….
Adam: To make asses of ourselves!
Boone: CRIKEY NO! To look coo!
Willy: Lame….
Adam: yeah…. Very.
Boone: shaddap!
Adam: You suck, let me do the trash talking… Listen here “Lifeline” we’re the AOV and that means that we’re all about Violence, we live for it, we love it, and sometimes we even find ourselves masturbating at the thought of it…..
Willy: Speak for yourself….
Boone: Crikey…. The black guy has a point for a change…
Willy: F*ck you Boone.
Adam: anyways! Lifeline we plan on ripping the still beating hearts from your chests and feeding them to the dingoes! You Aussie bastards have no idea what you’re up against, the AoV has destroyed wrestlers’ careers and even brought the downfall of entire premotions! What in the world could possibly make you think that two Australian pussies like you, could defeat us?! Seriously, you must have kicked back way too many fosters down here.
Boone: Well how can they refuse, they’re f*cking delicious! Adam, seriously, you’ve gotta get some Fosters….
Adam: **pinches the top of his nose, in obvious disbelief** Boone…. First… I don’t drink… second… NEVER INTERUPT ME AGAIN! Geez, are you retarded or something!?
Boone and Willy: **GASP!**
Adam: What?!
Boone: Crikey, you can’t say that!
Willy: really dude, that’s past the line!
Adam: What in the blue hell are you talking about!?
Boone: Adam you said the “R-Word”….
Adam: what? Retard?
Boone and Willy: **GASP!**
Adam: What is the problem with saying “retard”… isn’t that the term for a “retarded” person…. A “retard?” So what’s so wrong is calling somebody who is a “retard” a “retard.” If they are “retarded” why should they take offense to being called a “retard”
Boone: Crikey Adam, cut it out. If you don’t shut up the FCC is going to come all of us in the nuts!
Adam: For what!? Saying “retard”!? That’s the term!
((Just then a man in a black suit approaches))
Adam: Who the f*ck are you!?
Guy: I’m from the FCC and I have something I have to tell you….
Adam: Leave me alone you “retard”…. **flips off the FCC guy**
((Davey and Willy back away with their arms in the air as if saying they have nothing to do with this, when suddenly the black suited man kicks Adam right in the family jewels which brings Adam to the ground holding his crotch.))
Guy: The FCC says….. watch your language mother f*cker! And you two, if you value your “goods” you’ll learn from this…. Capish?
Boone and Willy: yes sir!
((the scene fades away briefly before coming back into view, exactly where it was before. However this time Boone and Willy are up front with Adam behind them in a wheel chair with his hands and legs duct taped to the chair and a large amount around his mouth.))
Davey: Like we were saying Lifeline…. At Slam, you’ll be hearing clearly “The call to violene” and you will not survive, you can book that.
Willy: yeah fools!
((The scene fades away for the last time. Fade to black))[/glow]
