Post by Adam Knite on Apr 1, 2007 3:50:30 GMT -5
{{Here is the scene, we are apparently getting a sneak pick of the TXO vs. Adam Knite match a day early and this should be very exciting. The film is taken from a distance and it isn’t great quality but we can still tell who’s supposed to be there and what’s going on inside the ring.}}
..::The lights flash as a man who resembles TXO makes his way out the entrance way and down the ramp, the fans are going crazy as light bulbs are flashing everywhere. Tommy Dream…. Errrrrrr….. I mean, a man resembling TVO, “TXO’s” “life partner”, is with him. As both men make their way to the ring they stop every few feet and start high fiving the fans. The fans, they are loving it the whole time. After they’re in the ring the light go out and “Hell” by Disturbed hits the airwaves and fans begin booing and throwing trash towards the ramp. Adam Knite with Kelly Fox walks out to the rain storm of garbage. The fans hate this and begin booing louder, they feel that Adam’s very presence is insulting them and they hate him for it. Adam manages to get safely to the ring and inside through the mess and the ref rings the bell and the match is under way. Adam goes up to “TXO” and attempts a punch, but the awesomeness that is TXO simply dodges and spits in Adam’s face. The spit as so much power it knocks Adam down to the mat and “TXO” covers him for a two count, it was almost a three though. TXO gets up and begins doing push ups in the middle of the ring mocking Adam, wait scratch that, that was a “different” “TXO”. “TXO” gets up and takes Adam up with him by the back of his head. Adam tries to fight “TXO” off but it has no effect as Adam’s blows to “X’s” stomach are doing little to nothing at all. “TXO” simply slaps Adam and sends him flying into the ropes. Adam comes off the ropes swinging his arms and runs straight into a “TXO” big boot to the face. Adam is sent flipping down to the mat. TXO doesn’t seem conserned about this and instead climbs to the middle turnbuckle and begins playing to the fans who are loving every minute of it. Adam takes this time and low blows “TXO” from behind and shoves him off the ropes. Adam takes “TXO” by the legs and clinches in his finisher “The Restless Knite”! The ref goes down to check on “TXO” and see if he wants to tap, but “TXO” simply laughs at him and then flips Adam off of him breaking the hold. Adam is furious as his face turns red, he rushes into “TXO” but “TXO” is way too smart and simply catches Knite with a T-bone suplex instead. He jumps up and spins in a circle with his arms out stretched and then turns Adam over snapping into place the Ankle Lock! Adam is in so much pain he can barely stand it and begins to tap out immediately! The ref calls for the bell and “TVO” jumps into the ring as confetti starts to fly from the ceiling and pyros go off in the arena, to celebrate with his lover “TXO” the fans are going crazy with excitement! “TXO” kicks Knite’s lifeless body out of the ring, and the fans who are close enough being hocking loogies on Knites back. “TXO” is then carried off on the shoulders of ever wrestler back in the locker room. When they get backstage the champaigne bottles begin to pop open as there’s a huge party. End transmission ::..
{{At the end of this the words….
APRIL FOOLS!
…. Flashes on the screen. But most people have probably already figured this out, since it was so unrealistic and none of this "TXO" beating Adam Knite stuff could ever be true, not to mention kinda goofy and pointless. This whole staged setup was conceived inside the mind of Adam Knite, what an immature goof he is indeed.}}
Adam Knite: FU disembodied voice! I’m a genious!
{{Typical Adam, tsk…tsk… oh and by the way it’s spelled g-e-n-i-u-s you “genious.” Fade to black.}}
..::The lights flash as a man who resembles TXO makes his way out the entrance way and down the ramp, the fans are going crazy as light bulbs are flashing everywhere. Tommy Dream…. Errrrrrr….. I mean, a man resembling TVO, “TXO’s” “life partner”, is with him. As both men make their way to the ring they stop every few feet and start high fiving the fans. The fans, they are loving it the whole time. After they’re in the ring the light go out and “Hell” by Disturbed hits the airwaves and fans begin booing and throwing trash towards the ramp. Adam Knite with Kelly Fox walks out to the rain storm of garbage. The fans hate this and begin booing louder, they feel that Adam’s very presence is insulting them and they hate him for it. Adam manages to get safely to the ring and inside through the mess and the ref rings the bell and the match is under way. Adam goes up to “TXO” and attempts a punch, but the awesomeness that is TXO simply dodges and spits in Adam’s face. The spit as so much power it knocks Adam down to the mat and “TXO” covers him for a two count, it was almost a three though. TXO gets up and begins doing push ups in the middle of the ring mocking Adam, wait scratch that, that was a “different” “TXO”. “TXO” gets up and takes Adam up with him by the back of his head. Adam tries to fight “TXO” off but it has no effect as Adam’s blows to “X’s” stomach are doing little to nothing at all. “TXO” simply slaps Adam and sends him flying into the ropes. Adam comes off the ropes swinging his arms and runs straight into a “TXO” big boot to the face. Adam is sent flipping down to the mat. TXO doesn’t seem conserned about this and instead climbs to the middle turnbuckle and begins playing to the fans who are loving every minute of it. Adam takes this time and low blows “TXO” from behind and shoves him off the ropes. Adam takes “TXO” by the legs and clinches in his finisher “The Restless Knite”! The ref goes down to check on “TXO” and see if he wants to tap, but “TXO” simply laughs at him and then flips Adam off of him breaking the hold. Adam is furious as his face turns red, he rushes into “TXO” but “TXO” is way too smart and simply catches Knite with a T-bone suplex instead. He jumps up and spins in a circle with his arms out stretched and then turns Adam over snapping into place the Ankle Lock! Adam is in so much pain he can barely stand it and begins to tap out immediately! The ref calls for the bell and “TVO” jumps into the ring as confetti starts to fly from the ceiling and pyros go off in the arena, to celebrate with his lover “TXO” the fans are going crazy with excitement! “TXO” kicks Knite’s lifeless body out of the ring, and the fans who are close enough being hocking loogies on Knites back. “TXO” is then carried off on the shoulders of ever wrestler back in the locker room. When they get backstage the champaigne bottles begin to pop open as there’s a huge party. End transmission ::..
{{At the end of this the words….
APRIL FOOLS!
…. Flashes on the screen. But most people have probably already figured this out, since it was so unrealistic and none of this "TXO" beating Adam Knite stuff could ever be true, not to mention kinda goofy and pointless. This whole staged setup was conceived inside the mind of Adam Knite, what an immature goof he is indeed.}}
Adam Knite: FU disembodied voice! I’m a genious!
{{Typical Adam, tsk…tsk… oh and by the way it’s spelled g-e-n-i-u-s you “genious.” Fade to black.}}
