Post by Lawnmower Jones on Jan 22, 2007 21:06:38 GMT -5
(The scene opens up inside with a commercial on TV. Two little kids, no older than 11, are on the screen. The two little kids are white, one wearing a blue shirt, the other wearing a striped green and yellow shirt. They each have 80's style bowl cuts for their blonde hair.)
(The two kids are at the kitchen table, sitting with their hands on their faces.)
White Kid 1: Man, I'm bored.
White Kid 2: We could play Monopoly?
White Kid 1: That's boring!
(Out of thin air, a goofy looking white male with a combover and overbite appears. He has on a WCF T-Shirt.)
Man: Are you bored? Do you want something to do? Get WCF: The Card Game!
(The two kids' jaws drop. They look at each other, and as if a sudden hit of ecstasy entered through their body, they stand up and cheer.)
In Unison: YEA!!!
(Suddenly, a new background comes in via green screen. It is a WCF arena, full with fans. The two little kids are at a table, each with two cards in their hands.)
Kid 1: David Alastair with a suplex!
(The kid throws down a David Alastair card. In anime, the screen shows David Alastair suplexing a ninja. He is cartooned out to the maximum.)
Kid 2: Conrad Howell, I choose you!
(A wolf's howl is heard, and the anime picture shows Conrad Howell ready to pounce on anyone with flames in the background.)
Kid 1: Chris Avery, let loose!
(As the kid throws down a Chris Avery card, the crowd in the back cheers. Kid 2 looks disappointed. Chris Avery is show, ready to perform a spin kick on somebody in anime.)
Kid 1: Draw a card, bitch!
(Kid 2 takes a card from the pile. A malicious grin spreads across his face.)
Kid 2: Your ass is grass, because I choose…Lawnmower Jones!
(Kid 1's mouth drops in awe. Kid 2 throws down a Lawnmower Jones card, which has him piss drink in anime peeing on a desk.)
Kid 2: Lawnmower Jones is too powerful, he beats all!
(A referee comes into the picture and gets down.)
Ref: 1…2…3! It's over!
(The ref calls for the bell and Kid 2 stands up in victory. He has a huge grin on his face. Kid 1 shakes his head and looks down, groaning.)
Kid 1: I knew my guys sucked.
Kid 2: To get better, you need better cards! You need to buy-
Kids: (In unison) WCF: The Card Game!
(Generic rock music plays as the cards are shown, being displayed.)
Male VO: Cards sold separately. Ref, ring and audience not included. Ages 4 and up. BUY NOW!
(The scene cuts back to A Pup Named Scooby-Doo.)
(The two kids are at the kitchen table, sitting with their hands on their faces.)
White Kid 1: Man, I'm bored.
White Kid 2: We could play Monopoly?
White Kid 1: That's boring!
(Out of thin air, a goofy looking white male with a combover and overbite appears. He has on a WCF T-Shirt.)
Man: Are you bored? Do you want something to do? Get WCF: The Card Game!
(The two kids' jaws drop. They look at each other, and as if a sudden hit of ecstasy entered through their body, they stand up and cheer.)
In Unison: YEA!!!
(Suddenly, a new background comes in via green screen. It is a WCF arena, full with fans. The two little kids are at a table, each with two cards in their hands.)
Kid 1: David Alastair with a suplex!
(The kid throws down a David Alastair card. In anime, the screen shows David Alastair suplexing a ninja. He is cartooned out to the maximum.)
Kid 2: Conrad Howell, I choose you!
(A wolf's howl is heard, and the anime picture shows Conrad Howell ready to pounce on anyone with flames in the background.)
Kid 1: Chris Avery, let loose!
(As the kid throws down a Chris Avery card, the crowd in the back cheers. Kid 2 looks disappointed. Chris Avery is show, ready to perform a spin kick on somebody in anime.)
Kid 1: Draw a card, bitch!
(Kid 2 takes a card from the pile. A malicious grin spreads across his face.)
Kid 2: Your ass is grass, because I choose…Lawnmower Jones!
(Kid 1's mouth drops in awe. Kid 2 throws down a Lawnmower Jones card, which has him piss drink in anime peeing on a desk.)
Kid 2: Lawnmower Jones is too powerful, he beats all!
(A referee comes into the picture and gets down.)
Ref: 1…2…3! It's over!
(The ref calls for the bell and Kid 2 stands up in victory. He has a huge grin on his face. Kid 1 shakes his head and looks down, groaning.)
Kid 1: I knew my guys sucked.
Kid 2: To get better, you need better cards! You need to buy-
Kids: (In unison) WCF: The Card Game!
(Generic rock music plays as the cards are shown, being displayed.)
Male VO: Cards sold separately. Ref, ring and audience not included. Ages 4 and up. BUY NOW!
(The scene cuts back to A Pup Named Scooby-Doo.)
