Post by Seth on Mar 14, 2007 23:02:45 GMT -5
The setting is the WCF arena. The lights are dark until Master of Puppets hits and Seth Lerch steps out and everyone boos. Seth walks to the ring and grabs a mic.
Seth Lerch: Now listen up, everybody. Creeping Death told me to do this interview becaues I'm drunk.
Seth pulls a bottle of Bicardi 151 from his pocket.
Seth Lerch: well I'm ehre to tell everybody.. I'm no Lex Luger but well to be hhonest... I'm winning War. I'm winning. I'm going to make msyelf win because I can do whatever I want and I'm going to pin Jack of Blades. i'm going to make myself the World Champ, just like Vince Russo and Vince McMahon, fuck i'm going to change my name to Vince Lerch!
the crowd boos obviously because this idea sucks.
Seth Lerch: now Creeping Death, he's nothing but a jackass, and let me tell you something, he can't even please a woman!
LOL CHEAP HEAT
Seth Lerch: here let me get more cheap heat!
Seth pulls out a cell phone and starts talking on it and everyone hates when peope talk on cell phones
Seth Lerch: hey id like to order a pizza? yeah, a Pizza Hut. Oh, I callecd Dominos? FUCK THAT dominos sucks, FUCK YOU i like Pizza Hut.
seth throws his cell phone to the crowd
Seth Lerch: Now I'm ehre to tel yo utwo things. One, there are TWO mystery entrants in the War that you don' tknow about. Two, well to be hoenst theres no second thin but I FUKCED YOUR MOTHERS LMFAO
Master of Puppets plas again as Seth leaves the ring and heas to the back
Seth Lerch: Now listen up, everybody. Creeping Death told me to do this interview becaues I'm drunk.
Seth pulls a bottle of Bicardi 151 from his pocket.
Seth Lerch: well I'm ehre to tell everybody.. I'm no Lex Luger but well to be hhonest... I'm winning War. I'm winning. I'm going to make msyelf win because I can do whatever I want and I'm going to pin Jack of Blades. i'm going to make myself the World Champ, just like Vince Russo and Vince McMahon, fuck i'm going to change my name to Vince Lerch!
the crowd boos obviously because this idea sucks.
Seth Lerch: now Creeping Death, he's nothing but a jackass, and let me tell you something, he can't even please a woman!
LOL CHEAP HEAT
Seth Lerch: here let me get more cheap heat!
Seth pulls out a cell phone and starts talking on it and everyone hates when peope talk on cell phones
Seth Lerch: hey id like to order a pizza? yeah, a Pizza Hut. Oh, I callecd Dominos? FUCK THAT dominos sucks, FUCK YOU i like Pizza Hut.
seth throws his cell phone to the crowd
Seth Lerch: Now I'm ehre to tel yo utwo things. One, there are TWO mystery entrants in the War that you don' tknow about. Two, well to be hoenst theres no second thin but I FUKCED YOUR MOTHERS LMFAO
Master of Puppets plas again as Seth leaves the ring and heas to the back
