Post by Danny Vice on Jul 10, 2007 17:31:45 GMT -5
The scene opens up with a United Airlines Airplane landing at Tokyo International Airport, known to many as Haneda Airporty. The plane taxis into the gate before coming to a complete stop. From the outside, looking through the cabin windows and into the first class section of the airplane, viewers can see Danny and Jimmy Vice gathering their belongings and geting out of their seats. Danny turns on his brand new Apple iPhone as the camera cuts to a shot of the gate door inside of the airport. Hundreds of vertically challenged men and woman are busy rustling through the crowd when the camera finally locks-in and begins to follow Danny and Jimmy as they walk out of the gate door. Danny has his Apple iPhone in hand staring at the screen, with Jimmy looking on intently as well. Danny seems somewhat shocked and disappointed as he turns off the iPhone and slides it into his pocket. The two begin to walk through the airport toward the baggage claim when Danny seems so fed up he's going to explode.
Danny Vice: I can't believe it.
Jimmy Vice: What is it you can't believe?
Danny Vice: Were you not watching that? What did I try and tell Johnny Craven at the last house show before we came over? That his theatrics and scare tactics were not going to be enough this time around. And what does he do? That garbage!
Jimmy Vice: You kidding!?!? You didn't think it was cool the way he threw animal blood all over the walls? I thought it was pretty awesome.
Danny Vice: Jimmy, you think License to Wed looks 'awesome'. In matters like these, your professional opinion is only taken so far. Besides, there are so many flaws in his reasons for going to that place in the first place. It's just too absurd to be taken seriously.
Jimmy Vice: What do you mean? I thought he did good on the part about explaining how doubt was the cause everyone died.
Danny Vice: Yeah, but how does doubt come into play when you're trying to create an analogy.
Jimmy Vice: An analogy is when you say something that's a huge embellishment right? Like something not even you believe is true?
Danny Vice: No, that's hyperbole. Ironically, he has proven time and again he is very capable of hyperbole. Analogies...not so much. An analogy is when you take two things and essentially set them equal to each other by comparison. In order to do that, you take something else each of them are related to, and construct a literary relationship to further support a point or cause. You see, he was trying to compare himself to Jason Voorhees. In order to properly use his analogy, he wanted to compare me, his opponent, to the people Jason slaughtered. He said that each of them were killed by their own self-doubt. Yet it is in that very assumption his entire analogy is flawed.
Jimmy Vice: Why are you talking like this?
Danny Vice: Sorry Jimmy, I don't mean to go all Steve Carr on you, but I get very worked up when people cannot even follow simple directions. Back to my point...what does self-doubt and Danny Vice have in common? Nothing. I have no reason to doubt my abilities. I'm a multi-champion. I've pinned the likes of Outcast, Skyler Striker, Thunder, and Bobby Cairo. I've had success in every federation I've ever dabbled in. And the Tokyo Street Fight was my idea as far as the type of match to have at XIII. There's no doubt here. There isn't even a hint of hesitation.
Jimmy Vice: So you think his promo was no good because that analogy was not strong?
Danny Vice: Jimmy, the match is in Japan. I'm no wrestling historian, but I think it's a pretty big deal the WCF is going on the road, let alone to JAPAN! You know how many different monsters he could have tried to compare himself to? Godzilla would have been too easy, granted, but Jason Voorhees? The guy is from Camp Crystal Lake. It hardly seems appropriate. Plus, if he really wanted to try and pull the same old 'Scary Johnny Craven' routine, the least he could have done was use real props.
Jimmy Vice: What you think that blood was fake?
Danny Vice: Ya think? Do you know the disease that infiltrates animal blood when it's sitting in a bucket like that? If that was real blood, then the Tokyo Street Fight is the least of Johnny Craven's worries. The stupid fool probably has influenze, or scurvy, or even AIDS.
Jimmy Vice: I thought he has AIDS because he shares needles with drug users.
Danny Vice: Touche, Jimmy. Touche.
Jimmy stops and stares over at the far wall in the walkway.
Jimmy Vice: Didn't that movie already come out? No, wait. Movies sometimes come out later in other countries, right?
The cameras spin around to a shot from behind the Vice brothers, both staring at a poster for Disney's catastrophe, "Wild Hogs" starring Tim Allen, John Travolta, Martin Lawrence, and William H. Macy.
Danny Vice: Very good Jimmy. You think Craven can figure out the analogy that this poster stands for?
Camera cuts out.
Danny Vice: I can't believe it.
Jimmy Vice: What is it you can't believe?
Danny Vice: Were you not watching that? What did I try and tell Johnny Craven at the last house show before we came over? That his theatrics and scare tactics were not going to be enough this time around. And what does he do? That garbage!
Jimmy Vice: You kidding!?!? You didn't think it was cool the way he threw animal blood all over the walls? I thought it was pretty awesome.
Danny Vice: Jimmy, you think License to Wed looks 'awesome'. In matters like these, your professional opinion is only taken so far. Besides, there are so many flaws in his reasons for going to that place in the first place. It's just too absurd to be taken seriously.
Jimmy Vice: What do you mean? I thought he did good on the part about explaining how doubt was the cause everyone died.
Danny Vice: Yeah, but how does doubt come into play when you're trying to create an analogy.
Jimmy Vice: An analogy is when you say something that's a huge embellishment right? Like something not even you believe is true?
Danny Vice: No, that's hyperbole. Ironically, he has proven time and again he is very capable of hyperbole. Analogies...not so much. An analogy is when you take two things and essentially set them equal to each other by comparison. In order to do that, you take something else each of them are related to, and construct a literary relationship to further support a point or cause. You see, he was trying to compare himself to Jason Voorhees. In order to properly use his analogy, he wanted to compare me, his opponent, to the people Jason slaughtered. He said that each of them were killed by their own self-doubt. Yet it is in that very assumption his entire analogy is flawed.
Jimmy Vice: Why are you talking like this?
Danny Vice: Sorry Jimmy, I don't mean to go all Steve Carr on you, but I get very worked up when people cannot even follow simple directions. Back to my point...what does self-doubt and Danny Vice have in common? Nothing. I have no reason to doubt my abilities. I'm a multi-champion. I've pinned the likes of Outcast, Skyler Striker, Thunder, and Bobby Cairo. I've had success in every federation I've ever dabbled in. And the Tokyo Street Fight was my idea as far as the type of match to have at XIII. There's no doubt here. There isn't even a hint of hesitation.
Jimmy Vice: So you think his promo was no good because that analogy was not strong?
Danny Vice: Jimmy, the match is in Japan. I'm no wrestling historian, but I think it's a pretty big deal the WCF is going on the road, let alone to JAPAN! You know how many different monsters he could have tried to compare himself to? Godzilla would have been too easy, granted, but Jason Voorhees? The guy is from Camp Crystal Lake. It hardly seems appropriate. Plus, if he really wanted to try and pull the same old 'Scary Johnny Craven' routine, the least he could have done was use real props.
Jimmy Vice: What you think that blood was fake?
Danny Vice: Ya think? Do you know the disease that infiltrates animal blood when it's sitting in a bucket like that? If that was real blood, then the Tokyo Street Fight is the least of Johnny Craven's worries. The stupid fool probably has influenze, or scurvy, or even AIDS.
Jimmy Vice: I thought he has AIDS because he shares needles with drug users.
Danny Vice: Touche, Jimmy. Touche.
Jimmy stops and stares over at the far wall in the walkway.
Jimmy Vice: Didn't that movie already come out? No, wait. Movies sometimes come out later in other countries, right?
The cameras spin around to a shot from behind the Vice brothers, both staring at a poster for Disney's catastrophe, "Wild Hogs" starring Tim Allen, John Travolta, Martin Lawrence, and William H. Macy.
Danny Vice: Very good Jimmy. You think Craven can figure out the analogy that this poster stands for?
Camera cuts out.
