Post by recklessjack on Oct 12, 2006 22:06:29 GMT -5
Since the last time we saw Reckless Jack, many things have happened out of the wrestling ring. For one, his wife and former manager, Lucy, is now pregnant. So yeah... on with this "promo."
Reckless Jack is sitting in his home on what is probably his only day off this week. He is watching TV while Lucy comes out of the bathroom. She isn't big yet, but will soon be there. Lucy takes her seat next to Reckless Jack. He puts his arm around her neck as the two calmly watch TV on this evening. We catch a glimpse of the TV, looks to be the MLB Playoffs. The Mets are owning St. Louis at this point as Lucy appears to be getting bored with it. She picks up the remote and switches the channel to another show. Looks to be one of those CW Drama shows... but Reckless Jack steals the remote back and puts the TV back on baseball. Lucy starts to cry, due to the various levels of hormones going through out her body. Reckless Jack is bothered by this as he turns off the TV.
Reckless Jack: ...What's wrong?
Lucy: You... you... turned the TV back to baseball.
She continues crying as Reckless Jack raises his eyebrow.
Reckless Jack: It's only TV babe.
Lucy: But I hate baseball!!!
Now Lucy has stopped crying and is in starting to get mad.
Lucy: How many times do I have to tell you I hate that shit?! You idiot, go to hell and burn!
Reckless Jack: Now now, calm down babe.
Lucy: DON'T YOU FUCKING CALL ME THAT YOU BASTARD!!!
Reckless Jack: What should I call you then?
Lucy: Don't call me anything, it's your fucking fault I am like you. You are gonna make me fat now, you asshole!!!
Reckless Jack: Uh... calm down?
Lucy: I AM CALM! IF I WAS PISSED, YOU WOULD FUCKING KNOW BY NOW!!!
Reckless Jack: So let me get this straight, you aren't mad but you aren't sad?
Lucy: Just shut up faggot.
Reckless Jack: Hey hey, no need for calling me a faggot. WCF is filming us at home again, that is against their policies.
Lucy: You know what?
Reckless Jack: What?
Lucy: FUCK THEIR POLICIES!!!
Reckless Jack: ...
Lucy starts to cry once more. Reckless Jack gets up for a moment. Once he does though, Lucy breaks down in tears more so. She starts to reach for him.
Lucy: Don't leave me! I love you!
Reckless Jack: I am not leaving you, I am only standing up to stretch a bit.
Lucy: Oh, okay.
Reckless Jack: Anyways, do you feel like a pizza?
Lucy perks right up on the couch.
Lucy: YEAH!!!
Reckless Jack: Alright then, what do we want on our pizza?
Lucy: Pepperoni, extra cheese, sasauge...
Reckless Jack: That sounds good...
Lucy: I AM NOT FINISHED YET!
Reckless Jack: Okay...
Lucy: Hamburger, bacon, ham, onions, peppers, and pickles.
Reckless Jack: ...Whatever you want babe.
Lucy smiles as he picks up the phone. He makes the order after naming off all the toppings Lucy listed off. He pulls the phone away from his ear as he looks at his wife.
Reckless Jack: They are giving away either free cheese sticks or soda, which do you prefer?
Lucy: Both.
Reckless Jack: You can only get one...
Lucy: I SAID BOTH DAMMIT!
Reckless Jack: Okay, okay.
Reckless Jack goes back to ordering the pizza and what not. When he is done, he sits back down on the couch, next to his wife. He takes a deep breath before releasing it. Lucy looks up at him.
Lucy: Something wrong?
Reckless Jack: Kinda...
Lucy: What is it?
Reckless Jack: I got a match on WCF's Friday the 13th Special this week.
Lucy: Huh?
Reckless Jack: Yeah, Creeping Death is booking the show, go figure. I know its on a Friday and all, but you knew I would have to do that at times when I became a wrestler.
Lucy: But not being able to go out on the road with you makes it hard on me. I am here all alone and it gets scary sometimes.
Reckless Jack: You know I am a phone call away don't you? All you gotta do is pick up your phone and call me and I will come running. Doesn't matter if I am in the middle of a match or not, you mean the world to me babe.
Once again, Lucy starts to tear up.
Lucy: That is so sweet. I love you so much.
Reckless Jack: I love you too.
A brief silence fills the air as the TV has been shut off for a while now. Lucy breaks the silence.
Lucy: So who are you facing on this show?
Reckless Jack: Logan.
Lucy: Oh...
Reckless Jack: Yep, but I think I got this one in the bag.
Lucy: How so?
Reckless Jack: Well, Logan is... uh... I just I know I'll win this one. Logan has nothin on me. NOTHING! This is in the bank baby. Seriously, I know I can beat Logan and I will. That is all.
There is a knock on the door. Reckless Jack gets up and opens the door. It is the pizza delivery kid. Reckless Jack pays for the order and shuts the door. He takes everything to the coffee table and sets it on there. He opens the box and grabs a slice of pizza. He takes a bite and looks at the camera.
Reckless Jack: Uh, I guess, I'll see Logan tomorrow night.
Pizza spit goes all over the camera as it slowly fades away.
